Whitney Houston just died

Munkus Beaver

If you shoot a hippo with a gun the bullet will bounce off their skin.

Karrde1842

Hippos are fucking TERRIFYING

PiptheFair

mensch-o-matic wrote:

PiptheFair wrote:

mensch-o-matic wrote:

lmao why is anyone surprised about hippos being hungry

just sayin, theres wars going on all over the world and were focusing on hippos?

lmao you think this

this is a public forum bro i can share my hippinion if i want : /

let me link you to this thread on reddit hth

Druhim

munkus is posting from the future!

chiasaur11

Karrde1842 wrote:

Hippos are fucking TERRIFYING

This is also true.

They're fat and have no obviously stabby bits, so you let you're guard down and BAM. Dead.

Druhim

Veretas wrote: »

Druhim wrote:

Veretas wrote: »

Druhim wrote:

sup @Veretas

You and Usagi goin to that thing next weekend?

You mean game night at Justin and Laina's? We should be.

Yeah that thing. Would it be any trouble to maybe ask for a ride? If it is I'll figure out another way maybe.

Well, I mean, they're a few blocks from us so we would probably just be walking, and you're way over on the eastside so..

Hunter

Druhim wrote:

munkus is posting from the future!

You mean MechaMunkus then with his bionic asshole.

Veretas

Druhim wrote:

Veretas wrote: »

Druhim wrote:

Veretas wrote: »

Druhim wrote:

sup @Veretas

You and Usagi goin to that thing next weekend?

You mean game night at Justin and Laina's? We should be.

Yeah that thing. Would it be any trouble to maybe ask for a ride? If it is I'll figure out another way maybe.

Well, I mean, they're a few blocks from us so we would probably just be walking, and you're way over on the eastside so..

Oh that's ok then. I just figure'd I'd ask.

Hunter

Hunter wrote:

Druhim wrote:

munkus is posting from the future!

You mean MechaMunkus then with his bionic asshole.

He's more machine now, twisted and regular.

Anjin-San

that shit cray!

Anjin-San

a good singer, a shame she succumbed to death

also nice hippos!

mensch-o-matic

crwth wrote:

Campion wrote:

I was born with the mouth of a hippo

mensch is a lucky girl

Druhim

Anjin-San wrote: »

that shit cray!

?

Anjin-San

god i cant stop listening to it

watch the throne truly is the work of the illuminati

Anjin-San

kanye sits hype williams down and always asks "can you make this kill people"

PiptheFair

wirehead26 wrote:

Am I a bastard for wishing it was crack cocaine that did the deed?

uh

yeah

Hunter

The fact she died before Bobby Brown is actually quite strange. Seriously, who saw that coming.

wirehead26

Am I a bastard for wishing it was crack cocaine that did the deed?

Druhim

PiptheFair wrote: »

wirehead26 wrote:

Am I a bastard for wishing it was crack cocaine that did the deed?

uh

yeah

Anjin-San

im kanye west convulsing in dance

Ruby Rhod

wirehead26

PiptheFair wrote:

wirehead26 wrote:

Am I a bastard for wishing it was crack cocaine that did the deed?

uh

yeah

Fine, I just thought the irony would be fitting. I'm not glad she's dead either just so everyone knows.

Tox

who the fuck is kim jong il?

PiptheFair

Ruby Rhod wrote:

mensch posts on /cgl/??????

mensch-o-matic

thankfully celebrities are rich and are looked at often so who cares what terrible things you think about them

mensch-o-matic

*roots through stolen woman's naked pixx*

mensch-o-matic

DAMN IT PIP

MY ASS IS TWICE AS BIG AS THAT AND YOU KNOW IT

Seriously

oh ha! got m--

wait


she actually is dead

...double got me?

PiptheFair

mensch-o-matic wrote:

DAMN IT PIP

MY ASS IS TWICE AS BIG AS THAT AND YOU KNOW IT

girl back that thing up

and get out of the way I'm trying to root through naked celebrity pictures

Hunter

mensch-o-matic wrote:

DAMN IT PIP

MY ASS IS TWICE AS BIG AS THAT AND YOU KNOW IT

The only option now is for you and Alexis Texas to fight to the death in thongs and baby oil.

PiptheFair

alexis texas has at least 2 asses

Ruby Rhod

PiptheFair wrote:

mensch-o-matic wrote:

DAMN IT PIP

MY ASS IS TWICE AS BIG AS THAT AND YOU KNOW IT

girl back that thing up

and get out of the way I'm trying to root through naked celebrity pictures

Where them pics at

mensch-o-matic

oh this thread's gone to sucha dreadful place

PiptheFair

mensch-o-matic wrote:

oh this thread's gone to sucha dreadful place

moe~

Hunter

PiptheFair wrote:

alexis texas has at least 2 asses

Well she carries at least 2 at a time, but I believe she has a dozen back at the house just in case.

Tommy2Hands

PiptheFair wrote:

mensch-o-matic wrote:

DAMN IT PIP

MY ASS IS TWICE AS BIG AS THAT AND YOU KNOW IT

wirehead26

mensch-o-matic wrote:

oh this thread's gone to sucha dreadful place

Yeah I seriously thought a hippo had actually killed her at first.

TrippyJing

I learned that hippos were terrifying beasts by watching Congo.

Ruby Rhod

JayKaos

Man I went to the wikipedia page on Hippos to try to find out how many people they kill a year and check this shit out

In the late 1980s, Pablo Escobar kept four hippos in a private menagerie at his residence in Hacienda Napoles, 100 km east of Medellín, Colombia, after buying them in New Orleans. They were deemed too difficult to seize and move after Escobar's fall, and hence left on the untended estate. By 2007, the animals had multiplied to 16 and had taken to roaming the area for food in the nearby Magdalena River.[41] In 2009, two adults and one calf escaped the herd, and after attacking humans and killing cattle, one of the adults (called "Pepe") was killed by hunters under authorization of the local authorities.[42][43] It is unknown what kind of effects the presence of hippos might have on the ecosystem in Colombia. According to experts interviewed by W Radio Colombia, the animals could survive in the Colombian jungles. It is believed that the lack of control from the Colombian government, which is not used to dealing with this species, could result in human fatalities.

There's a tribe of hippos growing larger in the jungles of colombia

What the fuck