Whitney Houston just died

Veretas

Cocaine is a helluva drug

thepotato232

Darmak's comment right after the DBZ clip just made my intarnet.

Volucrisus Aedrius

okay that hippo farting video made me stop breathing from laughter

I don't know why that made me laugh so hard but

Goddamn

bowtiedseal

I feel like a dork for being sad since this is a hippo thread

but man I was obsessed with whitney houston back in the day. I thought she was the prettiest lady ever and I sang my little heart out listening to my whitney cassette (well, my mom's whitney cassette and the bodyguard cd). I still sing her songs in the shower

Tonkka

Holy shit that hippo.

Erics

Sorry to break it to you guys, but the farting sounds were dubbed into that video.

Tonkka

Your farts are fake.

Grey Ghost

Erics

Tonkka wrote:

Your farts are fake.

Thank god.

Veretas

Erics wrote:

Sorry to break it to you guys, but the farting sounds were dubbed into that video.

Erics you are dead to me

Erics

I'M JUST BRINGING THE HARD TRUTHS TO A LAWLESS, GODLESS LAND.

Volucrisus Aedrius

It wasn't the fart sound that made me laugh.

It was the twirling shitcopter of a tail. So potent was the image I doubt I will ever see tit tassels the same way.

Campion

Grey Ghost wrote:

I try to get away but Yu just keep coming back

Karrde1842

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote:

It wasn't the fart sound that made me laugh.

It was the twirling shitcopter of a tail. So potent was the image I doubt I will ever see tit tassels the same way.

This is unfortunate

BYToady

Meatspin + Tubgirl = farting hippo

Darmak

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote:

It wasn't the fart sound that made me laugh.

It was the twirling shitcopter of a tail. So potent was the image I doubt I will ever see tit tassels the same way.

Hahaha, twirling shitcopter

ThreeCubed

thepotato232 wrote: »

Darmak's comment right after the DBZ clip just made my intarnet.

Yes. This killed me.

Quoth

I want to find a clip of the guy on CNN doing the breaking news report of Whitney's death

He legit opened with something like "there are some stories that are so terrible that you hope you never have to report them, and this is one of those stories"

My husband and I are looking at each other like, oh man, tsunami? Earthquake? Presidential assassination? WHAT?!

JoeUser

Edcrab

Quoth wrote:

I want to find a clip of the guy on CNN doing the breaking news report of Whitney's death

He legit opened with something like "there are some stories that are so terrible that you hope you never have to report them, and this is one of those stories"

My husband and I are looking at each other like, oh man, tsunami? Earthquake? Presidential assassination? WHAT?!

What.

Crimson King

i saw a hippo do that shitcopter thing in the zoo when i was like six and it left a permanent impression

JoeUser

Quoth wrote:

I want to find a clip of the guy on CNN doing the breaking news report of Whitney's death

He legit opened with something like "there are some stories that are so terrible that you hope you never have to report them, and this is one of those stories"

My husband and I are looking at each other like, oh man, tsunami? Earthquake? Presidential assassination? WHAT?!

Here you go:

TheLawinator

Hippos are scary beasts. I am amazed that anyone would hunt a hippo with a bow or anything less than 10 guys with guns.

Xehalus

jippee

I wanna dance with somebody.

Beasteh

Depressperado

that was timed perfectly

jippee

somebody PLEASE time it to the
video clip.

Keith

Beasteh wrote:

I love this so much

Gumpy

Druhim wrote:

Erics wrote: »

What's it like being a baby pygmy hippo

do you live in a zoo

I didn't know they let animals have computers in zoos

!

Yes!

unintentional

Dont you put it in your mouth
Til you ask someone you love
If its okay to eat
Like a muffin or a beet

You could get sick
Real ick!
Real quick, real ick

So til you know just what it is
(remember boys and girls)
DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUUUUUUTH

ICK!

Xehalus

It seems around the beginning of every hour my internet slows down to a crawl.

It's as if millions of people are waking up to the news and simultaneously whoring for likes on facebook and followers on twitters.

Raijin Quickfoot

People really can't name Whitney Houston songs from memory?

The Greatest Love of All
I Wanna Dance With Somebody
I'm Every Woman
I Have Nothing
Run to You
How Will I Know
I'm Your Baby Tonight
My Love is Your Love
Exhale (Shoop Shoop)

I could probably think of more

Keith

Even if it was recorded in a studio and she lip-synced

it's still amazing

redfenix

I don't... I don't really care
I guess that makes me terrible

Keith

I'm not really sad at her passing, per se

I'm sad that such an amazing talent was ruined by drugs and bad decisions

Goose!

That outfit was not a great choice.

Solar

redfenix wrote:

I don't... I don't really care

I guess that makes me terrible

Well you can't care about everyone that dies, or you'd go mad with grief

I didn't listen to her music, didn't know her, any of that

She was relatively young and that's always a shame, but I am not about to start crying over it

Keith

It was 1991

Xehalus

Larry King is right. It's uncanny how identical Whitney Houston's life was to Judy Garland's.



She was the best singer of her generation when drug addiction claimed her career and then her life later on. One at 47 and the other at 48.