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Fire indeed hot.

MeldingMelding Registered User regular
edited February 2012 in Singularity Engine++
So, there i was going out to grill some burgers when something seems off. The grill is in the garage because it's cold as fuck out and last time it was windy as shit. so i flip the light switch, god damn smoke everywhere.

Being the ponderous type i put the food down on a bench, and open the lid. It was like staring into the maw of hell.

I grab the water bottle and attempt to open the lid and after only burning off some of the hairs on my hand start trying to put out the 18 inch tall flames.

So yeah, some first degree burns, and a some coughing my lungs out later, i cook some boss ass burgers.

Fire: Friend or Foe?

Discuss.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    FIRE HOT!

    FIRE HURT!

    NO LIKE FIRE!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
  • DurkhanusDurkhanus Commander Registered User regular
    Fire hot, tree pretty.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited February 2012
    Fire living, putting out fire bad. Gods punish when fire killed.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Seriously though, I could melt your grill down.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    FIRE BAD

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    it wouldn't been half as bad if i could see what i was doing. fogging glasses + smoke.

    But those burgers were fucking awesome. completely worth it.

    Also the grill is clean as shit, burned off all the fat and stuff.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    nah man you just gotta like make friends with the flames man

    you gotta woo it before you embrace it

    Tumbling
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    fire is tool, nothing more.

    Your godless ways will be the death of you.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Fire is pretty great

    Without it how would we get rid of such threats as Witches, Vampires and so on?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    Fire is pretty great

    Without it how would we get rid of such threats as Witches, Vampires and so on?

    stabbing them?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Fire is pretty great

    Without it how would we get rid of such threats as Witches, Vampires and so on?

    racist

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Fire is pretty great

    Without it how would we get rid of such threats as Witches, Vampires and so on?

    stabbing them?

    Build a bridge out of them?

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  • JoolanderJoolander It's like Christmas But with more ... ME!Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    fire is tool, nothing more.

    Your godless ways will be the death of you.

    you're right

    fire can be pretty douchey at times

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    my crotch

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    fire is tool, nothing more.

    Your godless ways will be the death of you.

    you're right

    fire can be pretty douchey at times

    fire still owes me fifty bucks and some eyebrows.

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  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    Melding if it makes you feel any better I'm cooking a pizza right now.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    Solar wrote: »
    Fire is pretty great

    Without it how would we get rid of such threats as Witches, Vampires and so on?

    racist

    Witches aren't a race!

    Vampires I will give you

    Also Melding stabbing Vampires only does lethal damage, fire does aggravated

    ugh don't you know anything

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Joolander wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    fire is tool, nothing more.

    Your godless ways will be the death of you.

    you're right

    fire can be pretty douchey at times

    fire still owes me fifty bucks and some eyebrows.
    Look when I told you the money was burning a hole in your pocket

    I did not expect you to take it literally

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Melding if it makes you feel any better I'm cooking a pizza right now.

    what kind of pizza?
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Joolander wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    fire is tool, nothing more.

    Your godless ways will be the death of you.

    you're right

    fire can be pretty douchey at times

    fire still owes me fifty bucks and some eyebrows.
    Look when I told you the money was burning a hole in your pocket

    I did not expect you to take it literally

    but you said literally.

    You said it was literally burning a hole in my pocket.

    How..how was i supposed to take it?

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Oh this is quite timely. Just last Thursday we had a big (well, not that big. Maybe 300L?) diesel fire. It all would have been cool but the idiots who were first responders tried to put it out with a fire hose, spreading the fire all the way accross the pad right near the fuel bowser. We got it out with some foam, but it got pretty hairy there for a bit

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  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    Melding if it makes you feel any better I'm cooking a pizza right now.

    what kind of pizza?

    Pepperoni.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    What a coincidence, Zon

    I just ordered a MASTERWORK TRIPLE PEPPERONI PIZZA

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    Melding if it makes you feel any better I'm cooking a pizza right now.

    what kind of pizza?

    Pepperoni.

    Not a bad call. not a bad call at all.

    Also tef, that's a pretty big fire.

    Biggest one i ever was around is when we set my backyard on fire to clear out the growth.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Tef wrote:
    Oh this is quite timely. Just last Thursday we had a big (well, not that big. Maybe 300L?) diesel fire. It all would have been cool but the idiots who were first responders tried to put it out with a fire hose, spreading the fire all the way accross the pad right near the fuel bowser. We got it out with some foam, but it got pretty hairy there for a bit

    Jesus. D: Luckily there aren't any big diesel stockpiles in my district. We have one (1) main route to worry about.

    ...although we had two structure fires on that main route in the last six months, both less than half a mile from our firehall.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Tef wrote:
    but it got pretty hairy there for a bit

    8->

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  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    What a coincidence, Zon

    I just ordered a MASTERWORK TRIPLE PEPPERONI PIZZA

    WONDER FORUMER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    What a coincidence, Zon

    I just ordered a MASTERWORK TRIPLE PEPPERONI PIZZA

    You fucker, now I'm hungry, and all I have to eat is chewing gum

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Solar wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    What a coincidence, Zon

    I just ordered a MASTERWORK TRIPLE PEPPERONI PIZZA

    You fucker, now I'm hungry, and all I have to eat is chewing gum

    Don't swallow it or a watermelon will grow in your tummy.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    You that chewing gum

    you eat it all

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Fire is a fine thing. Good for most monsters and the undead. For example, Chryssalid zombies don't hatch if burned to death, and anyone who says that's not useful...

    On the other hand, for Trixie zeds, you want electricity. Fire just spreads the plague.

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  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    What a coincidence, Zon

    I just ordered a MASTERWORK TRIPLE PEPPERONI PIZZA

    You fucker, now I'm hungry, and all I have to eat is chewing gum

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    generally when fighting the super natural you want a large bore semi automatic weapon and an under barrel flame thrower.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Melding wrote:
    generally when fighting the super natural you want a large bore semi automatic weapon and an under barrel flame thrower.

    ZF-1

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  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    PIZZA DONE!!!

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    nah, cause you want big bullets cause small bullets ain't going to do shit against a skeleton or a magic zombie.

    and the flamethrower is a fuck everything and trolls weapon.

    though the lock on thing and missile launcher is handy.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Your honor, I'm just a simple caveman. Your world frightens and confuses me!

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