Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++
As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

tell your deepest, darkest, most secret secrets here

1…95969799101

Posts

  • Options
    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Taskman wrote: »
    Also (real one this time), I delete about nine tenths of my posts before I make them.

    yep

    Steam
  • Options
    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    secret: having my v-card at the age of 21, while not necessarily something i'm ashamed of, is certainly kind of a bummer! :|

    i figure if i've waited this long, i can wait to find someone really special, but i'm scared that if i wait much longer i'll just die lonely and old.

    edit: also, FUCK the new smileys D:<

    Metzger Meister on
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    almost 24

  • Options
    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    posting secret: Who the hell is Andrew Breitbart?

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • Options
    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Keith wrote: »
    almost 24

    looks like we've got a mutual and easily-solved problem :winky:

    EDIT: NOW THE :winky: DOESN'T WORK!?

    Metzger Meister on
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    My winky works

  • Options
    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    :3c

  • Options
    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    not having stuck your dick in something is objectively not a big deal

    but boy howdy can there be a lot of social emphasis on it, so it is subjectively a bummer sometimes

    2x39jD4.jpg
  • Options
    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I've never thought about a post before I made it; they all happen in real-time, and I post every post I type

    Pretty much

  • Options
    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    tell that to my libido, kwoaru

    https://twitter.com/higgs_bozo
  • Options
    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Shabooty wrote: »
    tell that to my libido, kwoaru

    jerk it more

    2x39jD4.jpg
  • Options
    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    You know what's weird is the notion that you haven't really lost your virginity unless you risked pregnancy/AIDS.

    A survivor's story.
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    not having stuck your dick in something is objectively not a big deal

    but boy howdy can there be a lot of social emphasis on it, so it is subjectively a bummer sometimes

    I'm not all "boohoo I'm a virgin" and all

    it's just like

    there is a thing I could have experienced by now but haven't!

  • Options
    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    You know what's weird is the notion that you haven't really lost your virginity unless you risked pregnancy/AIDS.

    You say "weird"

    I say "entirely stupid"

  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    kinda like how I didn't see The Shawshank Redemption until a couple of months ago

  • Options
    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    You know what's weird is the notion that you haven't really lost your virginity unless you risked pregnancy/AIDS.

    what

  • Options
    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    pretty much

    2x39jD4.jpg
  • Options
    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    You know what's weird is the notion that you haven't really lost your virginity unless you risked pregnancy/AIDS.

    what
    I guess what I'm saying is, oral sex is sex.

    Sex is right there in the title!

    A survivor's story.
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    You know what's weird is the notion that you haven't really lost your virginity unless you risked pregnancy/AIDS.

    what
    I guess what I'm saying is, oral sex is sex.

    Sex is right there in the title!

    No, what you posted is "it's not sex if you have a condom on"

  • Options
    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Okay, fair enough, I can understand that.

    However there are still just as many STIs that can be caught from oral.

  • Options
    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    You know what's weird is the notion that you haven't really lost your virginity unless you risked pregnancy/AIDS.

    what
    I guess what I'm saying is, oral sex is sex.

    Sex is right there in the title!

    No, what you posted is "it's not sex if you have a condom on"
    Condoms aren't 100% effective!

    A survivor's story.
  • Options
    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote:
    Keith wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    You know what's weird is the notion that you haven't really lost your virginity unless you risked pregnancy/AIDS.

    what
    I guess what I'm saying is, oral sex is sex.

    Sex is right there in the title!

    No, what you posted is "it's not sex if you have a condom on"
    Condoms aren't 100% effective!

    you can get AIDS from oral sex (both giving and receiving)

  • Options
    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    yeah I thought he was saying sex doesnt count with a condom on

    2x39jD4.jpg
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    do you have to give or receive for oral sex to count

    You know, before I start filing the paperwork and all

  • Options
    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    better 69 just to be sure

    2x39jD4.jpg
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    damn :(

  • Options
    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    No he means file form 69.

    9UsHUfk.jpgSteam
    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    69-D or 69-V?

  • Options
    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Same form, D or V is just a check box

    2x39jD4.jpg
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    They declined my application

    Have to fly out to Metzger Meister now

  • Options
    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    You forgot to include a twenty-seven B stroke six.

    A survivor's story.
  • Options
    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    They declined my application

    Have to fly out to Metzger Meister now

    something something go down to headquarters and fill out your forms in person

    2x39jD4.jpg
  • Options
    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    something something oral interview

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • Options
    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    almost 24

    looks like we've got a mutual and easily-solved problem :winky:

    EDIT: NOW THE :winky: DOESN'T WORK!?

    I am gonna take care of both of you at once

    in my giant dick-shaped bed

  • Options
    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    My dad asked me what was wrong while we were drinking just now and he wouldn't leave it alone so I showed him my post from the other night and it kinda stunned him.

    I don't think I'm going to drink anymore.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • Options
    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Dave, I dont know how you and your dad get along but hopefully showing somebody in your life what you wrote will be a first step forward in dealing with what you've got going on

    God knows I have a hard enough time telling my parents anything but I'm always able to rely on them for help and advice when I do

    2x39jD4.jpg
  • Options
    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Not-so-secret: I have my first dinner date with a guy tonight and my stomach's all a twitter in the good way.

    MetroidZoid on
    9UsHUfk.jpgSteam
    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    MetroidZoid wrote: »
    Not-so-secret: I have my first dinner date with a guy tonight and my stomach's all a twitter in the good way.

    It's all hashtag jokes and celebrity retweets?

  • Options
    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Yes.

    Yes it is Keith

    9UsHUfk.jpgSteam
    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • Options
    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    #sendkeithamessage is currently trending

This discussion has been closed.
Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++