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New Real Ass Q's in OP Don't Fuck With Me

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited February 2012 in Singularity Engine++
Feeling pained, my ass hurt. Word up.

Alright, I'd like to know some things about you, but in list form. I'm conducting surveys all the time but they dumb ass questions.

Observe:

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So, thats a real person. Are you a real human being, and a real hero?

Answer my questions, I will make my assessments, discuss answers. Be merry.

1.Should nurse practitioners be allowed to operate on their own, performing their regular duties without the supervision of a doctor, in America?

2. Is Tebowing played out? I saw Tebow on the Pizza Hut website.

3. Are you aware of the conditions at Foxcon?

4.?Goon/Goblin¿

5. Would you still have voted for Obama knowing what you know now?

6. Fave Ryan Gosling film?

7. Which Japanese Man Would You Be If Given The Choice?

Survey #2

1. Are you a bigot?

2. Name your favorite sword.

3. Are you comfortable with sales tax being charged on the initial point of purchase through an online retailer?

4. Do you have a answering machine message with your child asking to leave a message?

5. Does your child own a cell phone?

6. Did you ever beat the first Diablo?

7.What is your religion?

8.Are companies people?

9. Who won Watch The Throne? Jay-Z or Kanye?

Survey #3:

1. In the early nineties I remember commercials where people would do stupid shit for ice cream. What is the best example you can remember where you were putting in a lot of effort for a small outcome?

2. If you ran a city state what would be the first five words or less of your first public address?

3. Is english your first language? Do you speak other languages?

4. Favorite soup.

5. Who is your least favorite character.

6. Socrates and Nietzche are in a bar, Jung and Freud look on in the back booth, and see Socrates produce a knife. What happens from this point?

7. How do you feel about further regulation of the industrial farming industry if it greatly raises the price of food?

8. To date who is the most morally upright public figure you can think of?

9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album.

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Are you a real human being, and a real hero?

    <3

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  • did they answer that question on my great grandma's computer, shit

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  • TurambarTurambar Damn, you gotta know me better than that I'm gonna kill him anywayRegistered User regular
    Jackie Chan

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    he's

    he's not japanese

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    trippyjing

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    2. Tebowing will never be played out. I will always Tebow, forever.

    5. I would still, and I plan to vote for Obama again this year. Because I couldn't live with myself (at least not in this country) if any of the Republicans currently running got elected. And because Obama is amazing.

  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    7. Which Japanese Man Would You Be If Given The Choice?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    7. Which Japanese Man Would You Be If Given The Choice?

    I'm sorry, is there any option other than Toshiro Mifune?

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    1. Yeah, nurses are real people and it's not like nursing duties involve brain surgery

    they know what they're doing, have a little faith

    4. goblin

    6. Drive was good

    7. I'd be the emperor, or probably his son who is less likely to die of being very old and extremely japanese

    2, 3, 5 fuck off

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  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    1. for certain pre-approved procedures, yes

    2. basically no idea what 'tebowing' is so take that for what you will

    3. no

    4. what?

    5. I stopped voting after W. won the first time

    6. The Notebook maybe?

    7. Hard Gay

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Registered User regular
    1. Yes. There should however, be a sizable decrease in the medical cost in seeing a Nurse Practitioner
    2. What's a Tebow?
    3. No
    4. What?
    5. Without a doubt in my mind.
    6. He was in Green Lantern, right? I haven't seen that, but GL is pretty cool.
    7. Satoshi Furukawa

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  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    Anjin-San wrote:
    7. Which Japanese Man Would You Be If Given The Choice?

    I'm sorry, is there any option other than Toshiro Mifune?

    Mako Iwamatsu?

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    1 I don't know
    2 I hope so
    3 yes
    4
    5 I didn't vote for him last time(3rd party because I can) and I will this time
    6 never seen one
    7 the only one with a hairy chest so I could be the villain in all the movies

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Arang wrote:
    1. Yeah, nurses are real people and it's not like nursing duties involve brain surgery

    they know what they're doing, have a little faith

    4. goblin

    6. Drive was good

    7. I'd be the emperor, or probably his son who is less likely to die of being very old and extremely japanese

    2, 3, 5 fuck off

    Ahaha somebody apple mad

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    7. George Takei

    Alt reply: any person in a J-Pop band

  • EffefEffef Who said your opinion mattered, Jones? Registered User regular
    1. Depends on the procedure. Admittedly, I don't know much about the medical field, somebody else would be able to better answer this than me.

    2. Tim Tebow and everything to do with the cult around him is fucking retarded.

    3. Yes, and its unfortunate. China is still a developing economy and it reminds me of shit that went down at the turn of the century in the US more than anything. The world will be better off once China and other manufacturing countries develop a solid network of workers unions.

    4. what

    5. Yes. Sarah Palin in the white house. Just let that sink in for a second. Sarah Palin in the White House. Obama hasn't been a bad president, and he has done some things I like. He has also done things I don't like, but thats par for the course with the federal government.

    6. dont care

    7. dont know

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    gurusloth wrote:
    1. for certain pre-approved procedures, yes

    2. basically no idea what 'tebowing' is so take that for what you will

    3. no

    4. what?

    5. I stopped voting after W. won the first time

    6. The Notebook maybe?

    7. Hard Gay

    Ah good answers, though I'd like to remind you all the clinical training time a doctor has and a nurse practitioner has is like night and day.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    1. i think it very well fucking depends on what they're doing. i've heard horror stories of nurses that would tell transgender patients that they shouldn't be taking hormones that don't belong in their body, lord knows what people like that would do unsupervised. this goes for bad people like that doing all sorts of tasks, not just that.
    2.tebowing is fucking stupid.
    3. i am and it's goddamned repugnant.
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    5. Yes. The alternative was worse. I wanted better but goddamn it so much worse could've happened.
    6. i haven't seen a single thing he's in but i want to see Drive.
    7. maybe Mako? would rather not be a man.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    1.Should nurse practitioners be allowed to operate on their own, performing their regular duties without the supervision of a doctor, in America?

    2. Is Tebowing played out? I saw Tebow on the Pizza Hut website.

    3. Are you aware of the conditions at Foxcon?

    4.?Goon/Goblin¿

    5. Would you still have voted for Obama knowing what you know now?

    6. Fave Ryan Gosling film?

    7. Which Japanese Man Would You Be If Given The Choice?

    1) Yes

    2) Yes

    3) Yes

    3) Ghosts

    5) Yes

    6) Crazy, Stupid Love

    7) Brian Ashcraft

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    gurusloth wrote:
    7. Hard Gay

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Enchanted Wizard Of Rhythm. Hit Me Again, Like The First Time.Registered User regular
    I only care about question 4. I posit that I am a goblin, because what's a goon to a goblin?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Enchanted Wizard Of Rhythm. Hit Me Again, Like The First Time.Registered User regular
    Nobody wants to be a goon, is what I'm saying.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    1. I don't know enough to make an informed decision.
    2. I don't know what Tebowing is.
    3. I don't know what Foxcon is.
    4. I don't undertand the question.
    5. Yes.
    6. I recognize the name, but I could not tell you if I've seen any movies he's in or not.
    7. I only know a few Japanese men by name, so I'm just gonna go with Shiggy.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Enchanted Wizard Of Rhythm. Hit Me Again, Like The First Time.Registered User regular
    I would be the asian man from Chappelle's Show. I don't know if he's Japanese.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Enchanted Wizard Of Rhythm. Hit Me Again, Like The First Time.Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:

    7) Brian Ashcraft

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    1. Absolutely, as long as they're properly insured and so forth.

    2. Never really read up on the Tebow thing at all. So I don't know.

    3. Nope.

    4. Nope.

    5. I think the real question is, would I have voted for John Mccain and Sarah Palin given what I now know about Obama. The answer is a resounding no.

    6. Looked him up on Wikipedia - I have never seen one of this man's movies, and I've never heard of probably 80% of them.

    7. No idea. Do they still have ninjas? I would be a ninja.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Ryan Gosling films I've seen

    Remember The Titans
    Half Nelson
    The Believer
    Lars and the Real Girl
    Drive

    out of those, I'd definitely pick Drive

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    1) yeah
    2) yeah
    3) hopefully china will grow out of its industrial okay, wont affect me buying apple products because i dont and cant buy apple products (outside of my years old nano)
    4) i dont like goons i dont like lil b
    5) i wasnt old enough to have voted but i doubt hillary wouldve been much better anyway
    6) i dont get ryan gosling
    7) whoever is rich. i dont care what race or gender

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    i was going to say 'rich and nice' but its kind of impossible to grow up rich and not be at least a tiny bit of a worthless pile of shit so

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    rich and hot

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Nobody wants to be a goon, is what I'm saying.

    Uh plies

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    also Tebowing is dumb, planking is dumb, Batmanning is the only funny photo thing

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    You guys know Xbox components are made in Foxconn and Foxconn-like facilities and conditions and that Apple is probably one of the more transparent companies when it comes to that issue, right?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    also Tebowing is dumb, planking is dumb, Batmanning is the only funny photo thing

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Enchanted Wizard Of Rhythm. Hit Me Again, Like The First Time.Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Nobody wants to be a goon, is what I'm saying.

    Uh plies
    Man, fuck Plies. Plies doesn't even rate. He couldn't hold Tity Boi's jock.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Sobering as always, folks

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Foxconn is a horrible place that treats people like shit but I'm too busy with my Western privilege to do anything about it

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Ryan Gosling films I've seen

    Remember The Titans
    Half Nelson
    The Believer
    Lars and the Real Girl
    Drive

    out of those, I'd definitely pick Drive

    omg Crazy, Stupid Love is really good

    You should watch it

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Nobody wants to be a goon, is what I'm saying.

    Uh plies
    Man, fuck Plies. Plies doesn't even rate. He couldn't hold Tity Boi's jock.

    I'm just saying he likes being a goon

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Enchanted Wizard Of Rhythm. Hit Me Again, Like The First Time.Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Nobody wants to be a goon, is what I'm saying.

    Uh plies
    Man, fuck Plies. Plies doesn't even rate. He couldn't hold Tity Boi's jock.

    I'm just saying he likes being a goon

    This brings me back to my previous question, what's a goon to a goblin?

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