Hitman 2 is a shitty, stupid game for retards

Tube

It's common knowledge that Hitman 2 is the worst game of all time and that anyone who likes it is mentally crippled. For Child's Play this year, I'm auctioning off the ability to force me to do a let's play of this un-fucking-believably shithouse violation of every principle of design ever conceived. It's a pool bid, and every 100 dollars raised forces me to play another level of this turd. You'll notice that below it is a pool that forces me to raise the difficulty level, making it take longer. So you know. Enjoy that.

www.solidsaints.com/pools

Rent

will this lp be voiced or subtitled

Tube

Voiced

Pharezon

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

surrealitycheck

will there be a webcam of you in the corner

with clothing being lost every time you die or one item per $1000 donated

Beasteh

oh my god yes

Nuzak

yeah, i'll donate. where do you want the money? is this the hitman with the bullshit ninja snipers who can see you though a blizzard and every creaking floorboard you step on? you'll fucking burst a blood vessel, tube. take your meds

Rent

aight ill watch this and break my internal rule of "no watchin pa lps"

surreality you have the best ideas

Nuzak

i honestly think an LP of a game from a guy who loves his hitman and knows his hitman and plays a lot of blood money could be super interesting, i hope you include lots of technical points on where the design sucks!

Tube

Link is in the OP. And yes, it's the one with the fucking Japan level with the creaky floorboards and ninja bullshit snipers. This is also the Hitman game where you can't use the run key. Ever.

Synthesis

Ah, and the circle is complete.

Good times, good times. I think I'm overdue for another play through myself, since I finished Contracts months ago.

Rent

tube you might wanna make your link a hyperlink just sayin dogg

evilthecat

Lewie P's Stepdad wrote:

Link is in the OP. And yes, it's the one with the fucking Japan level with the creaky floorboards and ninja bullshit snipers. This is also the Hitman game where you can't use the run key. Ever.

just wear a disguise, geez.

Rorus Raz

This thread reminds me that I need to install Blood Money on my new PC.

So, was Hitman 2 developed by a different crew or something?

Synthesis

Rorus Raz wrote:

This thread reminds me that I need to install Blood Money on my new PC.

So, was Hitman 2 developed by a different crew or something?

Nope. Same people. Unless they're hiding the fact to piss off Tube.

Then again, these are the people who made Hitman: Codename 47 (also known as Hitman 1: Something happened somewhere, so this level be unfinishable yo), so it's not that surprising.

Tube

Silent Assassin was the name of the second one. Also the first game was brilliant. Also fuck you I hope you go blind.

surrealitycheck

tube thats mean

where is the love

Honk

Haha yessssss

Synthesis

So it was. Good times. Dressing 47 up as a Chinese triad never gets old.

surrealitycheck wrote:

tube thats mean

where is the love

Surreality, why do you think he's playing Hitman 2?

Cantido

I hear in Hitman 2, 47 can't use stealth so he just kills the entire nation of Japan!

Synthesis

You can totally use stealth, but the grievous crime is this: if you try and use a katana, he swings it like he's using a golf club or a floor lamp.

Honk

What I remember is playing this and somehow an alarm goes off for some reason, but then you notice that you can just run around and shoot and you win instantly.

Big Classy

Ohmygod. This is big. BIG! I'm gonna have to borrow money from people to donate to this but dammit, I wanna be a part of the group that made Tube play Hitman 2, a great game in my mind. (I can say it in this thread right?)

Synthesis

Big Isy wrote:

Ohmygod. This is big. BIG! I'm gonna have to borrow money from people to donate to this but dammit, I wanna be a part of the group that made Tube play Hitman 2, a great game in my mind. (I can say it in this thread right?)

....maybe not. *uneasy looking around*

I am impressed by the donations so far for what is basically just a LP, albeit an unexpected one.

Forar

This is an incredible thing for a man to do for such a worthy cause.

... Tube, are you alright? You... you haven't been diagnosed with something terminal, have you man? 'Cause if so, there are less tortuous ways to end it all.

B:L

Is there another auction to make you watch the Hitman movie?

cooljammer00

Screw that. I'd say it's a better donation incentive if it made Lewie P's Stepdad say that Hitman 2 was pretty alright for a number of weeks/months.

DarkMecha

Hahahahaha. I look forward to this.

Zoku Gojira

Has to be trying for Silent Assassin. Killing everything that moves is Easy Mode in any Hitman game, even this one.

Local H Jay

does this mean next year you give us money so you can play hulk?

Tube

if the goal is reached we won't have to worry about next year because I'll put a gun in my mouth

RoyceSraphim

If I had money, I would totally bid so I could

#1 Contribute to Child's Play

#2 Hear Lewie P give explicit detail on why he hates this game and sate my curiocity

#3 Finally watch an LP

Xenogears of Bore

This thread title is insulting beyond belief to people with actual mental retardation. No one likes Hitman 2.

Mulletude

If only I could read the security code on the back of my debit card, I would drop $20 into each one.

Johnny Chopsocky

Are you going to cheat? Because you should cheat. Just do like me and my friend did, get a cheat for invisibility, run around with a fire axe in the Russian Plaza level and axe-murder dudes while yelling about Gurlukovich, genomes, Outer Heaven or Metal Gear.

It's the only way you'll have fun, because playing Hitman 2 by Hitman 2's rules is not fun.

Ov3rcharge

Maybe if you do Dragon Age 2 on nightmare mode, then we'll talk.
Hm, are we pitching ideas? That's actually a pretty good one.

chiasaur11

Johnny Chopsocky wrote:

Are you going to cheat? Because you should cheat. Just do like me and my friend did, get a cheat for invisibility, run around with a fire axe in the Russian Plaza level and axe-murder dudes while yelling about Gurlukovich, genomes, Outer Heaven or Metal Gear.

It's the only way you'll have fun, because playing Hitman 2 by Hitman 2's rules is not fun.

Not fun is the point, Johnny.

If Tube has fun, the terrorists win. As does Hitman 2.

Tube

Ov3rcharge wrote:

Maybe if you do Dragon Age 2 on nightmare mode, then we'll talk.
Hm, are we pitching ideas? That's actually a pretty good one.

No it isn't.

dbrock270

Sounds like a great idea, I'll see what I can donate.

I rented Hitman 2 like seven years ago and it was one of the shittiest games I've ever played.

And do you have a good Let's Play personality? Will you be one of the few and proud to makes a Let's Play not totally insufferable?

Rent

i really doubt this is gonna be a great, amazing lp (but hey it might, i know tube's like a hitman expert so...maybe? dunno), the main reason I'll watch it is the schadenfreude of watching tube play a game he hates to completion

in other news tube what's your recording setup gonna be/what software are you using for game capture/what mic/are you gonna record in hd/etc

ed: plus he's playin like 3 levels, going off of donations

this lp'll be like two updates long

jothki

So this is the game where a guard can notice that you're wearing the same uniform as him, carrying the same gun as him, and walking at a slightly brisk pace, go into alert, and then completely ignore you to wander off back on his patrol while everyone else in the building tries to kill you, right?