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Hitman 2 is a shitty, stupid game for retards

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    dbrock270 wrote:
    Sounds like a great idea, I'll see what I can donate.

    I rented Hitman 2 like seven years ago and it was one of the shittiest games I've ever played.

    And do you have a good Let's Play personality? Will you be one of the few and proud to makes a Let's Play not totally insufferable?

    Personally I absolutely despise the entire concept of Let's Plays. So... yes?

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  • SoulGateSoulGate Registered User regular
    When my tax refund comes in, I'm going to put in.

    The thought of LPS frothing at the mouth and spewing spittle at his screen because some ninja decided to warp to him makes me smile.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    wait what what is this

    is this like some weird unreleased beta thing, like desert bus?

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    wait what what is this

    is this like some weird unreleased beta thing, like desert bus?

    If only.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Ahh Desert Bus. I remember reading about the Penn and Teller Sega CD game in Gamepro (or was it EGM?) back in the day.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    SoulGate wrote:
    When my tax refund comes in, I'm going to put in.

    The thought of LPS frothing at the mouth and spewing spittle at his screen because some ninja decided to warp to him makes me smile.

    You only have an hour and a half left to bid, unless the pool is extended

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  • WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    I thought Hitman 2 was pretty good! It's just that it's got Hidden Valley. And that level with the UN limo. Aaaaand most of the rest of Japan and the Middle East. And the last level. And St. Petersburg. Er, St. Petersburgs. And...

    Look, I'm pretty sure the ratio of decent levels to sins against God was at least a little bit higher than in Codename 47. That's something, right?

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    Hitman 1 had Traditions of the Trade. They could have shipped the game with just that and it still would be the second best game of the series.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    My main problem with the game is that the plot didn't make a damn lick of sense and it would have been faster to stay in Itlay and assassinate your way to your friend.

    Gameplay was alright.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I was told by very reliable sources that there's not a Hitman 2

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    It will be amazing if this LP somehow convinces Tube that Hitman 2 is a good game.

    It will probably push him to go insane first... but still.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    nine levels so far. for fuck's sake.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    nine levels so far. for fuck's sake.

    You brought this on yourself

    Just try and think of all those sick children you're helping, and how miserable they all are

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Nappuccino wrote:
    It will be amazing if this LP somehow convinces Tube that Hitman 2 is a good game.

    It will probably push him to go insane first... but still.

    I don't think there's a difference between the two.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    nine levels so far. for fuck's sake.

    Shoulda made it $300 per level

    and $1500 for the difficulty spike

    gotta help them kids.

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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    Pools are open until tomorrow afternoon.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    nine levels so far. for fuck's sake.

    Think of me while you're playing through level ten.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    i gave 20 bucks to child's play for this, ten for each pool

    this will be so much fun :D

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  • TurkeyTurkey Registered User regular
    What level number was the second St. Pete's? That's the one level I remember, because the twist was pretty neat.

    Fuck the second half of the level though.

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    donated
    Enjoy the game, tube :twisted:

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  • XaviarXaviar Registered User regular
    Feels nice to put that total up past another $100 mark.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    25 more dollars to make him play through half the game. sorry, tube. but i like kids.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    playing through more than half the game now

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Tube Lewie P's Stepdad has the best "donate to charity to fuck me over" auctions, ever.

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  • SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    If we donate enough, can we force you to play it twice?

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  • TheOtherHorsemanTheOtherHorseman Registered User regular
    For anyone that seeks balance, this is a great way to give to charity. You can ease human suffering by causing some.

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  • -Tal-Tal Diplomat NigeriaRegistered User regular
    site seems to be pooping out right now

    I need to bring you to level 14

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  • DarmakDarmak Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflictRegistered User regular
    After this is over he's temp-banning everyone who donated.

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Elvenshae wrote:
    Tube Lewie P's Stepdad has the best "donate to charity to fuck me over" auctions, ever.

    The modern day equivalent to a dunk tank?

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote:
    After this is over he's temp-banning everyone who donated.

    yeah

    temp

    sure

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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    Personally I absolutely despise the entire concept of Let's Plays.

    Why? Just curious.

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  • mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    Oh my god this is the greatest thing ever.

    I remember being SO CONFUSED the first time I went into a Hitman thread and read pages upon pages of Tube insisting Hitman 2 didn't exist.

    Then he banned someone who said it was alright and that's when I knew to just never say anything about any Hitman game other than Blood Money.

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  • HandgimpHandgimp Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Dear Tube,

    I covered the difference, just to make sure you were able to enjoy the full scope of this amazing game.

    Sincerely,

    Handgimp

    Handgimp on
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  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    Fucking Handgimp, dropping that classiness all over this thread. Awesome.

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  • EliminationElimination Registered User regular
    Handgimp wrote:
    Dear Tube,

    I covered the difference, just to make sure you were able to enjoy the full scope of this amazing game.

    Sincerely,

    Handgimp

    I guess we know who won this round.

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  • LepwaveLepwave Registered User regular
    This will be the best LP I will ever see.

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  • harvestharvest By birthright, a stupendous badass.Registered User regular
    Handgimp wrote:
    Dear Tube,

    I covered the difference, just to make sure you were able to enjoy the full scope of this amazing game.

    Sincerely,

    Handgimp

    I guess we know who won this round.

    All of us ;)

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  • AuburnTigerAuburnTiger Registered User regular
    harvest wrote:
    Handgimp wrote:
    Dear Tube,

    I covered the difference, just to make sure you were able to enjoy the full scope of this amazing game.

    Sincerely,

    Handgimp

    I guess we know who won this round.

    All of us ;)

    It's your classic Win/Win/Win conflict resolution.

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  • ZxerolZxerol Voted Sexiest Agamid 2014 Registered User regular
    close up shop up in the north pole, just put handgimp up there with six thousand barrels of jack and a nuclear powered sleigh

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  • ForceVoidForceVoid Registered User regular
    Tube, you are one hell of a hedgehog, a far braver beast than I. Go Child's Play!

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