Hitman 2 is a shitty, stupid game for retards

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dbrock270 wrote:

Sounds like a great idea, I'll see what I can donate.

I rented Hitman 2 like seven years ago and it was one of the shittiest games I've ever played.

And do you have a good Let's Play personality? Will you be one of the few and proud to makes a Let's Play not totally insufferable?

Personally I absolutely despise the entire concept of Let's Plays. So... yes?

SoulGate

When my tax refund comes in, I'm going to put in.

The thought of LPS frothing at the mouth and spewing spittle at his screen because some ninja decided to warp to him makes me smile.

Kuribo's Shoe

wait what what is this

is this like some weird unreleased beta thing, like desert bus?

jothki

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

wait what what is this

is this like some weird unreleased beta thing, like desert bus?

If only.

wirehead26

Ahh Desert Bus. I remember reading about the Penn and Teller Sega CD game in Gamepro (or was it EGM?) back in the day.

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SoulGate wrote:

When my tax refund comes in, I'm going to put in.

The thought of LPS frothing at the mouth and spewing spittle at his screen because some ninja decided to warp to him makes me smile.

You only have an hour and a half left to bid, unless the pool is extended

Wyvern

I thought Hitman 2 was pretty good! It's just that it's got Hidden Valley. And that level with the UN limo. Aaaaand most of the rest of Japan and the Middle East. And the last level. And St. Petersburg. Er, St. Petersburgs. And...

Look, I'm pretty sure the ratio of decent levels to sins against God was at least a little bit higher than in Codename 47. That's something, right?

Tube

Hitman 1 had Traditions of the Trade. They could have shipped the game with just that and it still would be the second best game of the series.

RoyceSraphim

My main problem with the game is that the plot didn't make a damn lick of sense and it would have been faster to stay in Itlay and assassinate your way to your friend.

Gameplay was alright.

Kuribo's Shoe

I was told by very reliable sources that there's not a Hitman 2

Nappuccino

It will be amazing if this LP somehow convinces Tube that Hitman 2 is a good game.

It will probably push him to go insane first... but still.

Tube

nine levels so far. for fuck's sake.

Olivaw

Lewie P's Stepdad wrote:

nine levels so far. for fuck's sake.

You brought this on yourself

Just try and think of all those sick children you're helping, and how miserable they all are

chiasaur11

Nappuccino wrote:

It will be amazing if this LP somehow convinces Tube that Hitman 2 is a good game.

It will probably push him to go insane first... but still.

I don't think there's a difference between the two.

Nappuccino

Lewie P's Stepdad wrote:

nine levels so far. for fuck's sake.

Shoulda made it $300 per level

and $1500 for the difficulty spike

gotta help them kids.

Figgy

Pools are open until tomorrow afternoon.

august

Lewie P's Stepdad wrote:

nine levels so far. for fuck's sake.

Think of me while you're playing through level ten.

Antimatter

i gave 20 bucks to child's play for this, ten for each pool

this will be so much fun

Turkey

What level number was the second St. Pete's? That's the one level I remember, because the twist was pretty neat.

Fuck the second half of the level though.

Dox the PI

donated
Enjoy the game, tube :twisted:

Xaviar

Feels nice to put that total up past another $100 mark.

Nuzak

25 more dollars to make him play through half the game. sorry, tube. but i like kids.

Nuzak

playing through more than half the game now

Elvenshae

Tube Lewie P's Stepdad has the best "donate to charity to fuck me over" auctions, ever.

SammyF

If we donate enough, can we force you to play it twice?

TheOtherHorseman

For anyone that seeks balance, this is a great way to give to charity. You can ease human suffering by causing some.

-Tal

site seems to be pooping out right now

I need to bring you to level 14

Darmak

After this is over he's temp-banning everyone who donated.

DoctorArch

Elvenshae wrote:

Tube Lewie P's Stepdad has the best "donate to charity to fuck me over" auctions, ever.

The modern day equivalent to a dunk tank?

Captain Carrot

Darmak wrote:

After this is over he's temp-banning everyone who donated.

yeah

temp

sure

Morninglord

Lewie P's Stepdad wrote:

Personally I absolutely despise the entire concept of Let's Plays.

Why? Just curious.

mxmarks

Oh my god this is the greatest thing ever.

I remember being SO CONFUSED the first time I went into a Hitman thread and read pages upon pages of Tube insisting Hitman 2 didn't exist.

Then he banned someone who said it was alright and that's when I knew to just never say anything about any Hitman game other than Blood Money.

Handgimp

Dear Tube,

I covered the difference, just to make sure you were able to enjoy the full scope of this amazing game.

Sincerely,

Handgimp

harvest

Fucking Handgimp, dropping that classiness all over this thread. Awesome.

Elimination

Handgimp wrote:

Dear Tube,

I covered the difference, just to make sure you were able to enjoy the full scope of this amazing game.

Sincerely,

Handgimp

I guess we know who won this round.

Lepwave

This will be the best LP I will ever see.

harvest

Elimination wrote:

Handgimp wrote:

Dear Tube,

I covered the difference, just to make sure you were able to enjoy the full scope of this amazing game.

Sincerely,

Handgimp

I guess we know who won this round.

All of us

AuburnTiger

harvest wrote:

Elimination wrote:

Handgimp wrote:

Dear Tube,

I covered the difference, just to make sure you were able to enjoy the full scope of this amazing game.

Sincerely,

Handgimp

I guess we know who won this round.

All of us

It's your classic Win/Win/Win conflict resolution.

Zxerol

close up shop up in the north pole, just put handgimp up there with six thousand barrels of jack and a nuclear powered sleigh

ForceVoid

Tube, you are one hell of a hedgehog, a far braver beast than I. Go Child's Play!