CM Punk is currently the WWE Champion and WWE hopes we ignore all the pointless hot-potatoing of the title between his past two reigns.
Brodus Clay finally debuted and the joke was quickly run into the ground. Here's hoping he has something funky fresh planned soon.
You don't know it yet but Dolph Ziggler is the real reason you're watching despite the fact that his hair reminds me of the cartoon version of The Crypt Keeper.
Also the angle that won't die has finally given us something entertaining (hint: it didn't involve Cena or Kane):
...and then Zack Ryder was a face forever until the sun exploded.
NXT: The show time forgot
Scientists recently uncovered a strange anomaly in the space time continuum that takes place before Smackdown is taped wherein the year 2011 seems to have never ended. Originally this show was supposed to be about rookies being coached by pros but it's become more of purgatory for opening acts.
...wait, Regal's in charge? And they usually have guys like Yoshi Tatsu wrestle? Why isn't this on TV again?
Florida Championship Wrestling is a farm league where WWE trains independent wrestlers in front of crowds smaller than they're used to while telling them they're nobodies.
Dean Ambrose, Antonio Cesaro and new addition
Chris Hero Sonny Onoo
Kassius Ohno are the best reasons to watch the wrestling but the real reason you're reading this is to see me praise Wiliam Regal's commentary.