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[WrestleMania XXVIII] So long from the sunshine state
So yeah, professional wrestling. There's a bunch of companies and wrestlers who we talk about in here. In case you need a quick recap:
CM Punk is currently the WWE Champion and WWE hopes we ignore all the pointless hot-potatoing of the title between his past two reigns.
Brodus Clay finally debuted and the joke was quickly run into the ground. Here's hoping he has something funky fresh planned soon.
You don't know it yet but Dolph Ziggler is the real reason you're watching despite the fact that his hair reminds me of the cartoon version of The Crypt Keeper.
Also the angle that won't die has finally given us something entertaining (hint: it didn't involve Cena or Kane):
...and then Zack Ryder was a face forever until the sun exploded.
NXT: The show time forgot
Scientists recently uncovered a strange anomaly in the space time continuum that takes place before Smackdown is taped wherein the year 2011 seems to have never ended. Originally this show was supposed to be about rookies being coached by pros but it's become more of purgatory for opening acts.
...wait, Regal's in charge? And they usually have guys like Yoshi Tatsu wrestle? Why isn't this on TV again?
Florida Championship Wrestling is a farm league where WWE trains independent wrestlers in front of crowds smaller than they're used to while telling them they're nobodies.
Dean Ambrose, Antonio Cesaro and new addition Chris Hero Sonny Onoo Kassius Ohno are the best reasons to watch the wrestling but the real reason you're reading this is to see me praise Wiliam Regal's commentary.
TNA...Impact Wrestling? Ring Ka King.
Vince Russo was fired.
Also Samoa Joe is there? I don't know. It's best not to think about TNA.
#demboys continue to cut amazing promos and be crazy fucking rednecks.
ROH is a great promotion booked by Jim Cornette that continually puts on amazing matches between some of the most athletic people in the business. Here's one now:
Kevin Steen has been re-hired after winning a bloody battle against Steve Corino. He continues to be the best promo guy in the business.
CHIKARA is like a comic book, a 16 bit fighting game and lucha libre having an orgy at ECW's house. They're also very G rated despite having die-hard fans of all ages making them the Pixar of wrestling promotions.
They sponsor Botchamania and are home to the most evil vegan to ever adopt a rescue animal.
TONIGHT: In this very thread...
Evil Badman is an Evil Goodman who judges our predictions monthly.