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[Wiz-War Tournament] Game 1 - This war is over (Moleface wins!)

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Gnome artadius runs over to the portal. "That werewolf couldn't have gotten far", he thinks to himself. He sticks his head through the portal and catches a glimpse of the Werewolf moleface running around a corner. Gnome artadius throws a fireball and summons the strength of Angelina Jolie to curve it around the corner.

    Weirdly, he didn't hear a howl or a any kind of fire explosion...



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    Werewolf moleface turns around just in time to absorb a fireball spell. "That pesky gnome..."

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Gnome artadius throws a fireball and summons the strength of Angelina Jolie to curve it around the corner

    Dammit I had liquid in my mouth, you bastard. :lol:

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    So he's now a werewolf with a fireball. Great. Just great.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    Well, once he tries to use the fireball he'll no longer be a werewolf. So there's that, at least.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Unless he turns into a wolf that breathes fireballs and everytime he barks he shoots fireballs at you.

    Then heaven help us all.

  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    A magic absorbing, fireball breathing werewolf isn't that threatening, is it?

  • artadiusartadius Registered User
    edited February 2012
    Oh, I got more for you, wolf. This gnome's a packin. You'll run out of counters eventually. Just remember, you threw the first stone.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Werewolf moleface runs through the portal that fireball came barreling out, intent on showing that gnome who's boss. As Werewolf moleface exits the portal, however, he unexpectedly trips on the gnome that hasn't moved since the last attack. The surprise causes Werewolf moleface to lose control of his transformation and he reverts back to a human. Unclothed and really angry, Naked moleface summons a giant Mallet ( :winky: ) and swings it at the Gnome artadius. Not used to his inferior strength yet, the swing goes wide and the gnome hops out of the way. "Damn ELUSIVE GREEN MIDGET!", Naked moleface yells at his foe.

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    Darian thinks to himself, "One down, one more to go."

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    Orders in. Boring orders.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Darian decides his concentration could be better used elsewhere and lets the Booby Trap spell dissolve. He hears someone screaming about a gnome and instantly gets angry. "I hate gnomes!" Darian yells as he sends a Dispel towards the transformed gnome. He has a feeling that it didn't work.

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    GoodOmens knows his work isn't done yet...

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    I missed a counter- spell order in this game. artadius is still a gnome, he had negate neutral queued up and I missed it. I'll get it changed in the morning.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Orders in. You thought yours were boring, Darian?

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    Seems yours are so boring that the host couldn't bear to resolve them for us.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Yup, they were so boring I feel asleep while reading them
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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    GoodOmens goes looking for more trouble and tries to think of his best spells learned from the academy, forgetting to keep up his wall spell in the process

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    Gnome artadius absolutely loves being a gnome, his wang finally looks proportional to the rest of his body...

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Gnome artadius drops the gnome form hoping that everything stays proportional. Even though he isnt a gnome, he decides he can still be mischevious and rotates the green sector. "Hopefully that annoyed someone" he thinks as he boosts his way into an empty zone.

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    Naked moleface is happy that gnome is finally gone

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Just to confirm...is there something on the edge between B6 and C6, or is it just because of the board graphics?

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    That's just the board graphics. It's the gold on the ground spilling out of the treasure.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Naked moleface eats a nearby wall to regain strength then lets lose his master plan. He drops off the treasure he is holding, barely paying attention to the booming voice saying "YELLOW HAS BEEN AWARDED A VICTORY POINT!!" as he simultaneously mental forcepushes blue away and rides the wind (in an enclosed maze) through his door and all the way to steal the red treasure on Blue's glyph.

    The booming voice echoes throughout the maze again, "BLUE HAS HAD A VICTORY POINT TAKEN AWAY!!!"


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    Darian feels the momentum shift very unexpectedly

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    !

    Could really use one of those windriders my way.

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  • artadiusartadius Registered User
    edited February 2012
    I cannot help in stopping Yellow on my next turn so Blue and Red are going to have to deal with him. All he needs is a way to boost to five movement to win.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that was a crazy turn. Well done, moleface

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Well, that sucked. Moleface is gonna face consequences and repercussions.

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Those are the best kinds of sequences and percussions. Let' see what you got :)

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    moleface wrote: »
    Those are the best kinds of sequences and percussions. Let' see what you got :)
    A++ post :^:

  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Moleface is gonna get got! He's going one-on-one with THA UNDATAKAH! I'm about to go medieval on his ass!

    Or, hopefully, someone with an actual useful attack will do that.

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    GoodOmens wrote: »
    Moleface is gonna get got! He's going one-on-one with THA UNDATAKAH! I'm about to go medieval on his ass!

    Not worried, it's all about the game and how you play it

  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    Orders in; doing what I can.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Darian knows he has to do something to stop yellow from getting that treasure back to yellow's glyph. With blue suddenly in front of him and probably thinking the same thing, Darian boosts in the opposite direction through a portal looking for a way to flank and it puts him face to face with the yellow glyph and the yellow door in the distance.

    "Perfect", Darian says to himself. He astrally projects himself giving him just enough time to lay down a stone block right in front of the yellow door.


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    GoodOmens heads towards the thief that just stole his VP

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Hrmph that is rather inconvenient

  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Let's see if I can make your life more interesting.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Orders in, and I get to be Professor X and the Juggernaut in a single turn.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    GoodOmens puts his fingers to his temple and forces yellow to move past him. Then he turns himself into a Big Man to prevent yellow from getting by.

    I'm the Ogre, bitch!"


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    Shrinkaged artadius wonders if he should pile on the naked, previously robed in yellow, wizard just to be sure that guy can't get his second victory point.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Wondering why they call it Big Man instead of Giant or Troll or any other very large humanoid creature.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Same here. Its a very weird thing to call that transformation.

    Its got to have something to do with the original game's card names.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Shrinkaged artadius takes a peek into the mind of the wizard that must be in the lead. He likes what he sees in moleface's mind, so he steals some of the ideas and leave a hole in his wake. Full of good ideas now, shrinkaged artadius, boosts off to the nearest treasure and picks it up.

    The booming voice returns "RED has lost a VICTORY POINT!!"


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    Naked moleface's easy route home has been completely ruined...

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Sorry that took a while. There was the Thought Steal card to process and some hiccups I was waiting for clarification on.

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  • artadiusartadius Registered User
    "I just saved the game for the rest of us. Now we're back to a better status quo."

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    That really was a very good turn.

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  • artadiusartadius Registered User
    Just realized I could have taken two cards.

    FML

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