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[Wiz-War Tournament] Game 1 - This war is over (Moleface wins!)

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    You ruined everything!! :(

  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Only one way to prevent my thoughts from being stolen again. Empty my mind

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Naked moleface could swear he had a plan or something, but for some reason just could not remember what he was going to do. The only thing on his mind now was the Giant Ogre in front of him. He gets the attention of the giant blue ogre and waves his hands around in mystical and mysterious fashion. The Ogre is mesmerized and Naked moleface quickly points behind the ogre and says, “what’s that over there?” When the Ogre turns to look, Naked moleface boosts in the other direction and through a portal. He then finds himself face to face with a Red Wizard. Reactively he puts a wall of fire on the other side of Red to trap them in a duel. "He'll never see this coming" he thinks as he throws a fireball right at Red. Darian is too quick, however, and puts up a wall of earth to stop the fireball dead in its tracks. Between being naked and losing a quick duel, Naked moleface is embarrassed and turns his body to mist, hoping to avoid any other confrontations.


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    Darian just can not get rid of yellow

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darian yells, "FLAME ON!!", puts on his fire cloak and starts walking through the fire. "This should protect me", he thinks. Wrong. Why would fire protect from fire, I mean really? Darian shrieks in surprise from the pain. He punches the nearby wall out of frustration. "Stupid Mist Body! Dang Ogre letting yellow get away! At least I can steal a VP from Yellow" he says and he picks up the Green treasure sitting on Naked moleface's glyph.

    "YELLOW'S VICTORY POINT HAS BEEN REVOKED!!!"


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    GoodOmens is glad the naked man is gone and also happy that, if he counted correctly, no one has a victory point anymore...

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    Now through the smoke she call to me
    To make my way across the flame.
    To save the day, or maybe melt away
    I guess it's all the same.

    So I will walk through the fire
    'Cause where else can I turn
    I will walk through the fire
    And let it burn.

  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    By the way, guys, making me drop this treasure would be a bad thing at the moment. So no gravity boosts. I mean it!

    Also, no killing me. I'm looking at you, Big Guy.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    GoodOmens loses control of Big Man form and bursts his eardrums from the sudden inrush of air from where his body used to be. "Yay! No more annoying booming voice" he thinks he says outloud.

    A painful voice enters his mind causing his entire body to feel like it was on fire. "I assume you like this better than my other voice!?!? HAHAHAHAHAH"

    "I hate that thing," GoodOmens thinks to himself as he heads in the direction of the action.


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    Shrinkaged artadius wonder if its even worth getting this back to his glyph...

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Shrinkaged artadius boosts back to his green colored glyph hoping to take the lead.

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    Glistening naked moleface feels the control over his mist body form failing

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Glistening naked moleface loses his glistening mist form and takes out his anger on nearby Darian with a PowerThrust. Darian takes the telekinetic energy directly in the chest. Naked moleface jogs off confidently.


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    Darian is hurting, he's barely feeling at half strength...

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darian staggers forward and sees his enemy in a corner waiting to ambush. Not wanting to deal with him and/or feel anymore pain, he creates a wall between them and continues on to his home glyph. Darian comes face to face with a wall and decides he has no time for this. Creating a Shattering Fireball he is able to destroy the wall instantly.


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    Deaf GoodOmens is staring directly at a yellow treasure...

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Orders in. These are a bit more interesting than my last few turns.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Nice combo, Darian!

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Deaf GoodOmens decides to forget about the treasure in front of him and has a new plan. He moves next to where the lighting changes from yellow to red and causes the ground itself to rotate to his will. As the red wizard comes into his view, Deaf GoodOmens stops the powerful spell, pulls out a giant mallet and hits the very surprised Darian directly on the top of the head with it. Fire explodes out from the red wizards cloak, singeing all the hair off of GoodOmens.

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    Shrinkaged artadius hears a fight to his north. Join in, or return the treasure...

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Shrinkaged artadius can tell the fight is going poorly for one wizard and decides to jump in on the action, hoping to snipe a "victory point". He eats a nearby wall to gain some strength and open a lane to where the fight is taking place. He then charges up and fire off four fire bolts ... or so he thought he did. Before he knew it, the darts were gone and Darian was glaring at him. Shrinkaged artadius ran back around the corner, really hoping he didn't just make another enemy.


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    Naked moleface is sad that his duel-mate ditched him. They were having so much fun...

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  • artadiusartadius Registered User
  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    That was close. Very nice attempt to finish the game

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Naked moleface shrugs off the loss of his best friend and boosts home to hopefully get to hear the awesome booming voice. As he drops off the treasure, the "beloved talking scoreboard" comes back

    "YELLOW has captured RED'S TREASURE! YELLOW HAS BEEN AWARDED A VICTORY POINT!!"

    Naked moleface continues on, reveling in his newfound lead.


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    Darian wonders how he became the center of attention all of a sudden.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    Orders in. Such as they are, with the whole "stunned" thing.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darian rides the wind to get away from his attacker and drop off his treasure in the process. Hurting too badly, he doesn't have the time to enjoy the booming voice announcing his "VICTORY POINT" and instead casts a defensive rosebush in his wake. Still not confident that was enough to keep him safe, Darian darts around a couple corners for some more distance. He sits with his back against the wall, clearing his mind to make room for some good ideas.

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    Deaf hairless GoodOmens watches his quarry fly away...

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Orders in.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Deaf hairless GoodOmens dispels the only thing between him and his target, the rosebush. He walks forward and picks up what used to be Red's captured treasure.

    "RED HAS LOST A VICTORY POINT!"


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    Shrinkaged artadius heard the announcement and knows the odds are being evened again.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    You know, there was a perfectly good treasure at B3 closer to your home. But you just had to take mine, didn't you.
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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Sorry, but I hate the smell of roses.

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  • artadiusartadius Registered User
    My orders have been in for a while now FYI.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Yeah, there was a big delay after I sent mine in. Obi must be busy.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Shrinkaged artadius knows this is his chance and he decides to capitalize it to the fullest extent. He boosts his speed with all the magical energy he can summon, runs by his own glyph, dropping off a treasure and listening to the booming voice announce he has "SCORED A VICTORY POINT" while he runs to his next goal. Popping out on the other side of a portal he sees his second goal and feels the presence of another wizard on the other side of the glowing yellow door. One quick Mental Forcepush from Shrinkaged artadius puts some more distance between him and Naked moleface, giving him more time to pick up the treasure

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    Naked moleface stands up after being pushed down the maze. Time to find his new enemy...

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Good turn. There's not a lot I can do to stop him, but I will set myself up to try

  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    awh...i can't see the board images anymore from work. i could yesterday..

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  • artadiusartadius Registered User
    Just pointing out that I should actually be in B6, not C7. I know its riskier to allow Yellow to hold onto the victory point...but I also think B6 is more out of LOS possibilities for retaliation at this point.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    welp, thats what I get for not reading as carefully as I should have!

    Thanks for the catch, changing it now.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    k, map finally uploaded (hate uploading images at work, it takes like 15 tries) and everything has been fixed.

    Thanks again for catching that, artadius.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Naked moleface can tell that there is a treasure on the other side of the wall. "Easy enough, I'll just destroy this wall," he thinks to himself as he causes the wall to explode in all directions. Forgetting about how explosions and physics work, Naked moleface ends up with shards of stone in some very unpleasant areas. He gingerly walks through the newly created hole and picks up the blue treasure.

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    Darian is hurt and alone in a corner, warmed only by his fire cloak...

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darian is sick of feeling scared and alone. He pools all the magical energy he can and dashes madly in the direction of his enemy, his fire cloak flowing behind him like a superhero. Darian rounds the corner and sees a blue wizard holding what used to be his victory point. As he makes his way past the blue wizard he says, "I'll just relieve you of that if you don't mind",
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    at the deaf hairless GoodOmens, using all his strength to tear the treasure out of the blue wizard's hands and disappearing back around the corner.

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    Deaf hairless GoodOmens couldn't quite tell what that crazy red wizard yelled at him, but it didn't look nice.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Hey, I was using that!

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Orders in. I at least prevented Artadius from winning this turn (I think), but I'm can't do anything about Moleface. So, it's up to you, Artadius.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Deaf hairless GoodOmens was sure that the red wizard was laying a trap for him around the corner, plus the guy was covered in fire, so he runs in the opposite direction. Seeing a long hallway in front of him, he rides the wind all the way to the end and then boosts around another corner, putting more distance between himself and the crazy, fire-covered, yelling red wizard. Coming upon his own treasure, he decides to take it back.

    "GREEN HAS LOST A VICTORY POINT!!!"


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    Shrinkaged artadius heard the announcement and is not happy.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    This is fucking hilarious, you guys. It's like "Wiz-War: Yakkety Sax Edition".

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    For real.

    To put it in perspective, I have uploaded 39 images for this game. That's 39 individual player turns. Other games?

    Game 2 - 23 turns (done) <-this one was 4-player as well
    Game 3 - 21 turns (done)
    Game 4 - 11 turns (done)
    Game 5 - 18 turns (in progress)

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