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[Wiz-War Tournament] Game 1 - This war is over (Moleface wins!)

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    You ruined everything!! :(

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Only one way to prevent my thoughts from being stolen again. Empty my mind

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Naked moleface could swear he had a plan or something, but for some reason just could not remember what he was going to do. The only thing on his mind now was the Giant Ogre in front of him. He gets the attention of the giant blue ogre and waves his hands around in mystical and mysterious fashion. The Ogre is mesmerized and Naked moleface quickly points behind the ogre and says, “what’s that over there?” When the Ogre turns to look, Naked moleface boosts in the other direction and through a portal. He then finds himself face to face with a Red Wizard. Reactively he puts a wall of fire on the other side of Red to trap them in a duel. "He'll never see this coming" he thinks as he throws a fireball right at Red. Darian is too quick, however, and puts up a wall of earth to stop the fireball dead in its tracks. Between being naked and losing a quick duel, Naked moleface is embarrassed and turns his body to mist, hoping to avoid any other confrontations.


    actual orders:
    Get BIG BLUES attention
    Wave hands around in mystical and mysterious fashion
    Point behind BIG BLUE and say “what’s that over there?”
    RUN
    Boost 5 ENERGY and move to A7 (down – down – left – down – down – left – left – down)
    Confuse BIG BLUE as NAKED YELLOW has disappeared
    Cast WALL OF FIRE at B7:C7
    Wall of Fire | Neutral/Counter | LOS | Permanent | Fire : Create a 1 square long barrier of fire on a target border line between 2 squares. Any wizard passing through Wall of Fire suffers 4 magical fire damage. This spell is not an attack and cannot be evaded. OR counter any target Water spell as it is cast, in which case the two spells cancel each other out.
    Cast FIREBALL at RED
    Fireball | Attack | LOS | Instant | Fire : Searing flames inflict 5 magical fire damage to target object or wizard.
    Red counters with Wall of Earth
    Wall of Earth | Counter | LOS | Instant | Momentarily raise a 1-square long wall of dirt on a target border line between 2 squares. The wall blocks 1 attack that hits it, and then it collapses. The wall cannot block non-LOS attacks. Wall of Earth is immune to damage; and it blocks both LOS and movement.
    Cast MIST BODY
    Mist Body | Neutral | Self | Temporary | You evaporate into mist. While this spell lasts, you can pass through anything but stone walls and stone blocks. You can not be attacked or attack. Touched objects and treasures turn into mist, so you may pick up and carry objects and treasures as usual.
    Discard nothing
    Draw 2 cards

    updated map and players:
    Game1-25.png

    Darian <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Stone Block

    GoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush
    Big Man Form | Neutral | Self/LOS | Temporary (1 energy left)| Transform yourself or target creature into a big man. A big man's base move is 3, and he fills the entire square he's in, blocking LOS. No one can move past him or enter his square. When he moves, a big man pushes wizards or creatures (not objects) down the corridor in front of him. At intersections, pushed wizards and creatures choose which directions to move. A big man punches for 3 damage.

    shrinkage artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 4
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 1
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 3
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Red Treasure
    Wall of Fire

    Mist Body | Neutral | Self | Temporary (1 energy left) | You evaporate into mist. While this spell lasts, you can pass through anything but stone walls and stone blocks. You can not be attacked or attack. Touched objects and treasures turn into mist, so you may pick up and carry objects and treasures as usual.

    Darian just can not get rid of yellow

    ObiFett on
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny / Battleborn / Divinity / Division / Minecraft)
    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    PC Gaming - Total Warhammer / Heroes of the Storm / Hearthstone
    Fun fact: obi never shits. He burns efficiently enough so as to produce minimal waste. All leftover matter is deposited in his venom sacs
  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    Orders in.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darian yells, "FLAME ON!!", puts on his fire cloak and starts walking through the fire. "This should protect me", he thinks. Wrong. Why would fire protect from fire, I mean really? Darian shrieks in surprise from the pain. He punches the nearby wall out of frustration. "Stupid Mist Body! Dang Ogre letting yellow get away! At least I can steal a VP from Yellow" he says and he picks up the Green treasure sitting on Naked moleface's glyph.

    "YELLOW'S VICTORY POINT HAS BEEN REVOKED!!!"


    actual orders:
    FLAME ON!
    Don the Fire Cloak.
    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.
    Punch Yellow
    Step through the fire, feeling safe within my cloak. Shriek in surprise at the pain from the fire. (4 damage)
    Punch Yellow a west wall in frustration that I can't punch yellow.
    Pick up the green treasure.
    Wonder why the Big Guy let the yellow wizard get past him, and release the Stone Block so he can come find us.
    Draw two cards.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-26.png

    Darian
    VP - 0
    Life - 11
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure
    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    GoodOmens <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush
    Big Man Form | Neutral | Self/LOS | Temporary (1 energy left)| Transform yourself or target creature into a big man. A big man's base move is 3, and he fills the entire square he's in, blocking LOS. No one can move past him or enter his square. When he moves, a big man pushes wizards or creatures (not objects) down the corridor in front of him. At intersections, pushed wizards and creatures choose which directions to move. A big man punches for 3 damage.

    shrinkage artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 4
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 3
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Red Treasure
    Wall of Fire

    Mist Body | Neutral | Self | Temporary (1 energy left) | You evaporate into mist. While this spell lasts, you can pass through anything but stone walls and stone blocks. You can not be attacked or attack. Touched objects and treasures turn into mist, so you may pick up and carry objects and treasures as usual.

    GoodOmens is glad the naked man is gone and also happy that, if he counted correctly, no one has a victory point anymore...

    ObiFett on
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny / Battleborn / Divinity / Division / Minecraft)
    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    PC Gaming - Total Warhammer / Heroes of the Storm / Hearthstone
    Fun fact: obi never shits. He burns efficiently enough so as to produce minimal waste. All leftover matter is deposited in his venom sacs
  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    Now through the smoke she call to me
    To make my way across the flame.
    To save the day, or maybe melt away
    I guess it's all the same.

    So I will walk through the fire
    'Cause where else can I turn
    I will walk through the fire
    And let it burn.

  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    By the way, guys, making me drop this treasure would be a bad thing at the moment. So no gravity boosts. I mean it!

    Also, no killing me. I'm looking at you, Big Guy.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    GoodOmens loses control of Big Man form and bursts his eardrums from the sudden inrush of air from where his body used to be. "Yay! No more annoying booming voice" he thinks he says outloud.

    A painful voice enters his mind causing his entire body to feel like it was on fire. "I assume you like this better than my other voice!?!? HAHAHAHAHAH"

    "I hate that thing," GoodOmens thinks to himself as he heads in the direction of the action.


    actual orders:
    Big Man Form disappears due to lack of energy.
    Eardrums burst from the inrush of air from where I used to be.
    Move right, up, left to E6.
    Discard Psychic Storm
    Draw 2 cards.
    Try not to fall asleep from such a boring ass turn.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-27.png

    Darian
    VP - 0
    Life - 11
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure
    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    Deaf GoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    Shrinkaged artadius <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 4
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 3
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Red Treasure
    Wall of Fire

    Mist Body | Neutral | Self | Temporary (1 energy left) | You evaporate into mist. While this spell lasts, you can pass through anything but stone walls and stone blocks. You can not be attacked or attack. Touched objects and treasures turn into mist, so you may pick up and carry objects and treasures as usual.

    Shrinkaged artadius wonder if its even worth getting this back to his glyph...

    ObiFett on
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny / Battleborn / Divinity / Division / Minecraft)
    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    PC Gaming - Total Warhammer / Heroes of the Storm / Hearthstone
    Fun fact: obi never shits. He burns efficiently enough so as to produce minimal waste. All leftover matter is deposited in his venom sacs
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Shrinkaged artadius boosts back to his green colored glyph hoping to take the lead.

    actual orders:
    Boost movement with Waterbolt to 6.
    Move to F3 (W, S, E, S, S, E
    Draw 2 cards.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-28.png

    Darian
    VP - 0
    Life - 11
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure
    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    Deaf GoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    Shrinkaged artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Glistening naked moleface <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 3
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Red Treasure
    Wall of Fire

    Mist Body | Neutral | Self | Temporary (1 energy left) | You evaporate into mist. While this spell lasts, you can pass through anything but stone walls and stone blocks. You can not be attacked or attack. Touched objects and treasures turn into mist, so you may pick up and carry objects and treasures as usual.

    Glistening naked moleface feels the control over his mist body form failing

    ObiFett on
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny / Battleborn / Divinity / Division / Minecraft)
    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    PC Gaming - Total Warhammer / Heroes of the Storm / Hearthstone
    Fun fact: obi never shits. He burns efficiently enough so as to produce minimal waste. All leftover matter is deposited in his venom sacs
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Glistening naked moleface loses his glistening mist form and takes out his anger on nearby Darian with a PowerThrust. Darian takes the telekinetic energy directly in the chest. Naked moleface jogs off confidently.


    actual orders:
    Lose Mist Form
    Cast Powerthrust on RED for 3 damage
    Powerthrust | Attack | LOS | Instant | A telekinetic blow strikes target object or wizard dealing magic damage equal to this spell's energy plus 2.
    Move 2 squares to A9
    Discard nothing
    Draw 2 cards

    updated map and players:
    Game1-29.png

    Darian <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 8
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure
    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    Deaf GoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    Shrinkaged artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 4
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Red Treasure
    Wall of Fire

    Darian is hurting, he's barely feeling at half strength...

    ObiFett on
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny / Battleborn / Divinity / Division / Minecraft)
    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    PC Gaming - Total Warhammer / Heroes of the Storm / Hearthstone
    Fun fact: obi never shits. He burns efficiently enough so as to produce minimal waste. All leftover matter is deposited in his venom sacs
  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    Orders in.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darian staggers forward and sees his enemy in a corner waiting to ambush. Not wanting to deal with him and/or feel anymore pain, he creates a wall between them and continues on to his home glyph. Darian comes face to face with a wall and decides he has no time for this. Creating a Shattering Fireball he is able to destroy the wall instantly.


    actual orders:
    Stagger forward to C9,
    Create a Wall at C9/B9.
    Create Wall | Neutral | LOS | Permanent | Create a stone wall on a border line where there is not already a wall or door
    Step through the portal,
    charge up myself with Shatter
    Shatter | Neutral | Self | Temporary | While this spell lasts, you deal 1 crack per point of damage you inflict to objects (rather than 1 crack per 3 points of damage)
    send a Fireball into the wall at C0/C1.
    Fireball | Attack | LOS | Instant | Fire : Searing flames inflict 5 magical fire damage to target object or wizard.
    Huddle under my cloak for warmth until the pain goes away dropping Shatter.
    Draw 2 cards.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-30.png

    Darian
    VP - 0
    Life - 8
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure
    Create Wall

    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    Deaf GoodOmens <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    Shrinkaged artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 4
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Red Treasure
    Fire Wall

    Deaf GoodOmens is staring directly at a yellow treasure...

    ObiFett on
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny / Battleborn / Divinity / Division / Minecraft)
    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    PC Gaming - Total Warhammer / Heroes of the Storm / Hearthstone
    Fun fact: obi never shits. He burns efficiently enough so as to produce minimal waste. All leftover matter is deposited in his venom sacs
  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Orders in. These are a bit more interesting than my last few turns.

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    IOS Game Center ID: Isotope-X
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Nice combo, Darian!

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Deaf GoodOmens decides to forget about the treasure in front of him and has a new plan. He moves next to where the lighting changes from yellow to red and causes the ground itself to rotate to his will. As the red wizard comes into his view, Deaf GoodOmens stops the powerful spell, pulls out a giant mallet and hits the very surprised Darian directly on the top of the head with it. Fire explodes out from the red wizards cloak, singeing all the hair off of GoodOmens.

    actual orders:
    Move Left, Up, Up to C5.
    Play Rotate Sector on the Red Section, turning it 180 degrees.
    Rotate Sector | Neutral | Any | Instant | Rotate target sector board by 90 or 180 in any direction
    Play Ka-Bong on the very surprised Darian.
    Ka-Bong! | Attack | Adjacent | Instant | Momentarily create a heavy mallet to strike target object or wizard for 4 physical damage. If a wizard is damaged by this attack he becomes stunned for 1 turn
    Suffer 2 damage in the process.
    Draw 2 cards.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-31.png

    Darian (Stunned 1 turn)
    VP - 0
    Life - 4
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure
    Create Wall

    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    Deaf hairlessGoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 13
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    Shrinkaged artadius <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 4
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Red Treasure

    Shrinkaged artadius hears a fight to his north. Join in, or return the treasure...

    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny / Battleborn / Divinity / Division / Minecraft)
    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    PC Gaming - Total Warhammer / Heroes of the Storm / Hearthstone
    Fun fact: obi never shits. He burns efficiently enough so as to produce minimal waste. All leftover matter is deposited in his venom sacs
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Shrinkaged artadius can tell the fight is going poorly for one wizard and decides to jump in on the action, hoping to snipe a "victory point". He eats a nearby wall to gain some strength and open a lane to where the fight is taking place. He then charges up and fire off four fire bolts ... or so he thought he did. Before he knew it, the darts were gone and Darian was glaring at him. Shrinkaged artadius ran back around the corner, really hoping he didn't just make another enemy.


    actual orders:
    Move E to F4
    Cast Wallivore on wall between E4 and F4
    Wallivore | Neutral | Adjacent | Instant | Eat 1 stone wall. The devoured wall is destroyed and then you gain 2 life.
    Cast Fire Darts at Red using Energy (4) to boost to 4 power (4 darts) and pray to the Gods that Red has no Counters available.
    Fire Darts | Attack | LOS | Instant | Shoot a number of fiery darts equal to this spell's energy at target object or wizard. Each dart may have a different target. Each dart deals 1 magical fire damage to its target. They each count as a separate damage source and must be countered separately.
    Countered by Red with Absorb Spell
    Absorb Spell | Counter | Any | Instant | Cancel 1 target spell being cast. Then take the canceled spell card and add it to your hand. Discard any Magic cards used to boost the canceled spell
    Move S, W to G3
    Draw 2 cards

    updated map and players:
    Game1-32.png

    Darian (Stunned 1 turn)
    VP - 0
    Life - 4
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure
    Create Wall

    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    Deaf hairlessGoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 13
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    Shrinkaged artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 14
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 4
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Red Treasure
    Fire Wall

    Naked moleface is sad that his duel-mate ditched him. They were having so much fun...

    ObiFett on
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny / Battleborn / Divinity / Division / Minecraft)
    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    PC Gaming - Total Warhammer / Heroes of the Storm / Hearthstone
    Fun fact: obi never shits. He burns efficiently enough so as to produce minimal waste. All leftover matter is deposited in his venom sacs
  • artadiusartadius Registered User
    Nooooooooo

    Moderating BSG Game 25
  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    That was close. Very nice attempt to finish the game

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Naked moleface shrugs off the loss of his best friend and boosts home to hopefully get to hear the awesome booming voice. As he drops off the treasure, the "beloved talking scoreboard" comes back

    "YELLOW has captured RED'S TREASURE! YELLOW HAS BEEN AWARDED A VICTORY POINT!!"

    Naked moleface continues on, reveling in his newfound lead.


    actual orders:
    Drop Wall of Fire
    Consume Pick Lock to boost my movement by 3
    Move 4 squares to home square (C7)
    Drop treasure off, this time savouring the delicious voice of our beloved talking scoreboard
    Move 2 squares to E7
    Discard nothing
    Draw 2 cards

    updated map and players:
    Game1-33.png

    Darian (Stunned 1 turn) <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 4
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure
    Create Wall

    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    Deaf hairlessGoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 13
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    Shrinkaged artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 14
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 1
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    Darian wonders how he became the center of attention all of a sudden.

    ObiFett on
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny / Battleborn / Divinity / Division / Minecraft)
    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    PC Gaming - Total Warhammer / Heroes of the Storm / Hearthstone
    Fun fact: obi never shits. He burns efficiently enough so as to produce minimal waste. All leftover matter is deposited in his venom sacs
  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    Orders in. Such as they are, with the whole "stunned" thing.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darian rides the wind to get away from his attacker and drop off his treasure in the process. Hurting too badly, he doesn't have the time to enjoy the booming voice announcing his "VICTORY POINT" and instead casts a defensive rosebush in his wake. Still not confident that was enough to keep him safe, Darian darts around a couple corners for some more distance. He sits with his back against the wall, clearing his mind to make room for some good ideas.

    actual orders:
    Ride the Wind past my glyph,
    Windrider | Neutral | Self | Instant | Move in a straight line (not diagonally) as far as you like, ignoring any objects (except walls, doors and stone blocks) while moving. You suffer the effects of any objects in the square where you end this move. Moving this way costs 0 movement points
    dropping the treasure as I go by.
    Summon a Rosebush to guard my path (at C3).
    Rosebush | Neutral | LOS | Permanent | Create 1 fragrant rosebush in target empty square. Rosebushes block LOS and take 1 crack (or 1 fire damage) to destroy. Wizards who enter the rosebush's square suffer 3 physical damage. This is not an attack and can not be evaded.
    Run around the corner away from my foe.
    Release my hold on the wall (C9/B9),
    freeing my mind to draw 2 cards.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-34.png

    Darian
    VP - 1
    Life - 4
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rosebush
    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    Deaf hairless GoodOmens <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 13
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    Shrinkaged artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 14
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 1
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    Deaf hairless GoodOmens watches his quarry fly away...

    ObiFett on
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny / Battleborn / Divinity / Division / Minecraft)
    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    PC Gaming - Total Warhammer / Heroes of the Storm / Hearthstone
    Fun fact: obi never shits. He burns efficiently enough so as to produce minimal waste. All leftover matter is deposited in his venom sacs
  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Orders in.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Deaf hairless GoodOmens dispels the only thing between him and his target, the rosebush. He walks forward and picks up what used to be Red's captured treasure.

    "RED HAS LOST A VICTORY POINT!"


    actual orders:
    Cast Dispel on Rosebush
    Dispel | Neutral | Any | Instant | End 1 target non-instant spell as well as any spells affecting that spell
    Move left, left, left.
    Pick up Treasure.
    Discard Large Rock.
    Draw 2 cards.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-35.png

    Darian
    VP - 0
    Life - 4
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    Deaf hairless GoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 13
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush
    Green Treasure

    Shrinkaged artadius <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 14
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 1
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    Shrinkaged artadius heard the announcement and knows the odds are being evened again.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    You know, there was a perfectly good treasure at B3 closer to your home. But you just had to take mine, didn't you.
    <3
    Also, I am so dead soon.

  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Sorry, but I hate the smell of roses.

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  • artadiusartadius Registered User
    My orders have been in for a while now FYI.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Yeah, there was a big delay after I sent mine in. Obi must be busy.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Shrinkaged artadius knows this is his chance and he decides to capitalize it to the fullest extent. He boosts his speed with all the magical energy he can summon, runs by his own glyph, dropping off a treasure and listening to the booming voice announce he has "SCORED A VICTORY POINT" while he runs to his next goal. Popping out on the other side of a portal he sees his second goal and feels the presence of another wizard on the other side of the glowing yellow door. One quick Mental Forcepush from Shrinkaged artadius puts some more distance between him and Naked moleface, giving him more time to pick up the treasure

    actual orders:
    Boost movement with Energy 5 to 8.
    Move: W, S, Drop off blue treasure.
    Move: S, S, S, S, W
    Cast Mental Force to push Yellow S, S, S, E to H8
    Mental Force | Attack | Any | Instant | Force target wizard to move up to a number of squares equal to this spell's energy plus 3. The target moves as normal, per your direction
    Pick up Yellow Treasure
    Draw 2 cards

    updated map and players:
    Game1-36.png

    Darian
    VP - 0
    Life - 4
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    Deaf hairless GoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 13
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush
    Green Treasure

    Shrinkaged artadius
    VP - 1
    Life - 14
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Yellow Treasure

    Naked moleface <- Current Turn
    VP - 1
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    Naked moleface stands up after being pushed down the maze. Time to find his new enemy...

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Good turn. There's not a lot I can do to stop him, but I will set myself up to try

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    awh...i can't see the board images anymore from work. i could yesterday..

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  • artadiusartadius Registered User
    Just pointing out that I should actually be in B6, not C7. I know its riskier to allow Yellow to hold onto the victory point...but I also think B6 is more out of LOS possibilities for retaliation at this point.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    welp, thats what I get for not reading as carefully as I should have!

    Thanks for the catch, changing it now.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    k, map finally uploaded (hate uploading images at work, it takes like 15 tries) and everything has been fixed.

    Thanks again for catching that, artadius.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Naked moleface can tell that there is a treasure on the other side of the wall. "Easy enough, I'll just destroy this wall," he thinks to himself as he causes the wall to explode in all directions. Forgetting about how explosions and physics work, Naked moleface ends up with shards of stone in some very unpleasant areas. He gingerly walks through the newly created hole and picks up the blue treasure.

    actual orders:
    Cast Destroy Wall on G8:H8 (take 2 damage)
    Destroy Wall | Neutral | LOS | Instant | Destroy wall or door, adjacent wizards take 2 damage, not an attack, no evasion
    Move to G8
    Pick up blue treasure

    updated map and players:
    Game1-37.png

    Darian <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 4
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.

    Deaf hairless GoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 13
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush
    Green Treasure

    Shrinkaged artadius
    VP - 1
    Life - 14
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Yellow Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 1
    Life - 10
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Darian is hurt and alone in a corner, warmed only by his fire cloak...

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darian is sick of feeling scared and alone. He pools all the magical energy he can and dashes madly in the direction of his enemy, his fire cloak flowing behind him like a superhero. Darian rounds the corner and sees a blue wizard holding what used to be his victory point. As he makes his way past the blue wizard he says, "I'll just relieve you of that if you don't mind",
    Skip to 45 seconds
    at the deaf hairless GoodOmens, using all his strength to tear the treasure out of the blue wizard's hands and disappearing back around the corner.

    actual orders:
    Use Mad Dash on myself.
    Mad Dash | Neutral | Self/LOS | Instant | Target yourself or a creature you control. Double the target's remaining movement points for the turn. The target immediately drops any treasure it is carrying and cannot pick up any treasures for the remainder of the turn
    Run up to Blue
    cast strength
    Strength | Neutral | Self/LOS | Temporary | Grant yourself or target creature great strength. Double any physical damage dealt to the target. As an attack, the target may try to physically tear an object or treasure being carried from the wizard carrying it. Roll a die, on a result of 2,3,4 the attack succeeds and the target of strength takes possession of the treasure or object. If already carrying a treasure, he cannot try to take another treasure from someone's grasp.
    attempt to yank the treasure from him (which is an attack but not a punch, so I don't think I get to add fire damage; also, since I am tearing the treasure away from someone rather than picking it up I don't think Mad Dash's restriction applies). HOST ROLL = 2
    "I'll just relieve you of that if you don't mind."
    Retreat back around the corner to B1
    Draw 2 cards and hope I'll get another turn.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-38.png

    Darian
    VP - 0
    Life - 4
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure
    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.
    Strength | Neutral | Self/LOS | Temporary (1 energy left) | Grant yourself or target creature great strength. Double any physical damage dealt to the target. As an attack, the target may try to physically tear an object or treasure being carried from the wizard carrying it. Roll a die, on a result of 2,3,4 the attack succeeds and the target of strength takes possession of the treasure or object. If already carrying a treasure, he cannot try to take another treasure from someone's grasp.

    Deaf hairless GoodOmens <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 13
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    Shrinkaged artadius
    VP - 1
    Life - 14
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Yellow Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 1
    Life - 10
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Deaf hairless GoodOmens couldn't quite tell what that crazy red wizard yelled at him, but it didn't look nice.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Hey, I was using that!

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Orders in. I at least prevented Artadius from winning this turn (I think), but I'm can't do anything about Moleface. So, it's up to you, Artadius.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Deaf hairless GoodOmens was sure that the red wizard was laying a trap for him around the corner, plus the guy was covered in fire, so he runs in the opposite direction. Seeing a long hallway in front of him, he rides the wind all the way to the end and then boosts around another corner, putting more distance between himself and the crazy, fire-covered, yelling red wizard. Coming upon his own treasure, he decides to take it back.

    "GREEN HAS LOST A VICTORY POINT!!!"


    actual orders:
    Stop maintaining Rosebush because it's never helped me at all. Plus I hate the smell of roses.
    Move Right, Right to C4.
    Case Windrider, move down to G4.
    Windrider | Neutral | Self | Instant | Move in a straight line (not diagonally) as far as you like, ignoring any objects (except walls, doors and stone blocks) while moving. You suffer the effects of any objects in the square where you end this move. Moving this way costs 0 movement points
    Speed Boost with Pick Lock (adds 3 movement, so 4 movement total now)
    Move left, left, down to H2.
    Pick up the blue treasure, because at least that will slow Artadius down.
    Draw 2 cards.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-39.png

    Darian
    VP - 0
    Life - 4
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure
    Fire Cloak | Item | Self | Permanent | Fire : While carrying this item, you punch for an additional 2 magical fire damage. Any object or wizard that deals you damage from your square or an adjacent square suffers 2 magical fire damage after damaging you. If you suffer any water damage, Fire cloak is destroyed and does not damage your attacker.
    Strength | Neutral | Self/LOS | Temporary (1 energy left) | Grant yourself or target creature great strength. Double any physical damage dealt to the target. As an attack, the target may try to physically tear an object or treasure being carried from the wizard carrying it. Roll a die, on a result of 2,3,4 the attack succeeds and the target of strength takes possession of the treasure or object. If already carrying a treasure, he cannot try to take another treasure from someone's grasp.

    Deaf hairless GoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 13
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Shrinkaged artadius <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 14
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Yellow Treasure

    Naked moleface
    VP - 1
    Life - 10
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Shrinkaged artadius heard the announcement and is not happy.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    This is fucking hilarious, you guys. It's like "Wiz-War: Yakkety Sax Edition".

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    For real.

    To put it in perspective, I have uploaded 39 images for this game. That's 39 individual player turns. Other games?

    Game 2 - 23 turns (done) <-this one was 4-player as well
    Game 3 - 21 turns (done)
    Game 4 - 11 turns (done)
    Game 5 - 18 turns (in progress)

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