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[Wiz-War Tournament] Game 1 - This war is over (Moleface wins!)

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Game 4 - 11 turns (done)

    :bz

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    You might like things fast and rough, GTC, but some of us prefer to take our time.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    GtC was the only non-"fast and rough" player in that game. :P

    Dude moved his treasures to be completely enclosed by walls.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Shrinkaged artadius, knowing he is much farther from victory than originally thought and remembering that he saw a treasure on a yellow glyph, drops his currently held treasure and decides to "pass it on" by stealing yellow's captured red treasure.

    "YELLOW HAS LOST A VICTORY POINT!!!"


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    Naked moleface, "Oh dammit, really!?"

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Naked moleface, pissed that someone has stolen his captured treasure, meditates first to calm himself down, and then boosts around the corner and back to his glyph. As he opens the door he sees the culprit, a green wizard. Thanks to his prior meditation, he acts swiftly and intelligently. First, Naked moleface traps the green wizard by putting a stone block in his escape route and then relishes the familiar "Ka-Bong" sound as he hits the green wizard over the head with a giant mallet.

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    Darian likes that he is finally alone to his thoughts...

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Quiet turn is quiet.

    edit: Also, winning.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darian feels the strength rush from his body as he returns the treasure to his glyph. His headache returns and he tries to drown out the booming voice declaring "RED HAS BEEN AWARDED A VICTORY POINT!!". He stumbles to the nearest corner and rests by huddling under his fire cloak.

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    Deaf hairless GoodOmens felt the vibrations of an announcement. Now if only he could have heard what that stupid loud voice had said...

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Deaf hairless GoodOmens needs some ideas and fast. What better way to get ideas than to steal them from someone? He reaches into a nearby wizard's mind and steals a couple thoughts. Then on his way out of the green area, he creates a wall, leaving green's home completely enclosed by walls and a stone block. He laughs to himself as he thinks about what to do next.

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    Shrinkaged artadius tries his best to clear his head after being hit with the comically large mallet...

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Shrinkaged artadius does not like being face to face with the yellow wizard that just bonked him on the head with a mallet so he feels out for another wizard and starts to swap places. Deaf hairless GoodOmens feels the pull of a magical swap and shields himself, leaving Shrinkaged artadius still standing and staring at the yellow wizard. Thinking both defensively and offensively this time, he creates stone spikes ready to throw at the yellow wizard and points them at his enemy's naked wang as a warning. Then he turns his body into mist, just in case of retaliation.

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    Naked moleface could swear that he had a plan for what he should be doing, but he just can't remember it...

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Thread title is very appropriate

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Naked moleface walks slowly through the misty body of the shrinkaged artadius and drops his treasure right through his enemy, giggling the whole time.

    The booming voice returns "YELLOW has captured BLUE'S TREASURE! YELLOW HAS BEEN AWARDED A VICTORY POINT!!"

    After walking a couple more steps, he turns around and dispels the Mist enchantment off of the green wizard doing a little dance in celebration.


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    Darian fights his body's weakened state, hoping for a little more energy to maybe pull a victory out of this mess.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    I'm curious in case this ever comes up in my games. If someone cast gravity or some other spell that forced green wizard to drop his treasure, would yellow automatically win the game?

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Yup.

    The only condition for getting a VP is that a treasure not of that player's color is on their glyph.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Right, so let's make sure that DOESN'T HAPPEN.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure my orders are in. @ObiFett -- Let me know if there are any problems with them, other than the fact they probably will set up moleface for a win.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darian suddenly gets a brilliant idea on how to regain some strength, eat a wall! He devours the wall in front of him and two things happen. He feels strengthened and he see a treasure just ready to be taken. "Time for glorious death; once more unto the breach!" he yells as he boosts over to the treasure, punches the nearby green wizard with fire, and picks up the blue treasure. As he huddles under his cloak he hears the muffled sound of the booming voice, "YELLOW HAS LOST A VICTORY POINT!!!"

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    Deaf hairless GoodOmens felt the vibrations of yet another announcement, what is going on in this maze?

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Orders in. I think this will be fun.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Deaf hairless GoodOmens heads towards the direction of the most vibrations and stops. There had to be a ton of people to his right. Deciding to not put himself in danger, he astrally projects in the direction of all the people. As he brings himself fully in control, he see all three wizards, one is on fire, one is naked, and another has stone spikes all over himself (clearly to overcompensate for his small wang). "Perfect opportunity to strike," deaf hairless GoodOmens thinks to himself as he flips a coin in his mind. "Heads it is and dead red wizard it will be!" he screams as he throws the most powerful thrust he has ever created in the direction of the wizard on fire. The telekinetic blow tears up walls as it travels towards its target. At the last moment, however, the ground rises and comes between the attack and its intended target. Deaf hairless GoodOmens's anger causes him to lose control of the projection and as he tries to regain the projection, he instead mixes up the similar words of the projection and teleportation spells. He ends up teleporting instead. His new location puts him face to face with a red treasure, which he picks up after dropping his own.

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    Shrinkaged artadius feels himself lose some control over the spikes...

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    NOOOOOOO! Why won't you die?

    And it would be 8 damage: 1 energy inherent in the spell + 2 + 5 energy. Not that it mattered. Stupid Wall...

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    The 5 energy you spent replaces the 1 energy inherent in the spell.

    ;-)

    That's the way boosting spells works. You replace the base energy of 1 with the energy you spend to boost it.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    artadius, just a thought--you probably shouldn't attack me unless you can kill me yourself. Otherwise, you're just setting moleface up to finish me off for a victory.

    Also, shouldn't moleface be back to 0 VP?

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Darian wrote: »
    Also, shouldn't moleface be back to 0 VP?

    Yeah, missed changing that on your turn. fixed

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    The 5 energy you spent replaces the 1 energy inherent in the spell.

    ;-)

    That's the way boosting spells works. You replace the base energy of 1 with the energy you spend to boost it.

    What, you mean like the boldface note on page 11 which I just read for the first time? I knew that.

    I was testing you.

    It doesn't change the major point of my argument, which was NOOOOOOOOOO!

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Shrinkaged artadius decides everyone is just a little too close and starts to create some space. First, he puts a wall in front of yellow. One wizard down. Then he gets clear of the really hot fire cloak and throws a stone spike at the red wizard underneath to see if he was still alive. Shrinkaged artadius feels some reciprocal pain and realizes that wasn't smart at all. He, defensively, creates a dust cloud to prevent any other retaliation.

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    Naked moleface is not a fan of this new arrangement.

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Eesh that Dust Cloud spell is a good one. Hope my home is comfy enough for your Darian?

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Saw the title...could not resist posting this:

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    That was...um...yeah..what the hell did I just watch?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I NEED AN ADULT!

    I am an adult

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Naked moleface takes two steps back and and a deep breath. He raises his arms into the air and concentrates. Slowly, the air down the hallway begins to swirl and twist, electricity flowing throughout. The Psychic Storm grows and grows, Naked moleface smiling the whole time.

    Darian hears the sound of something on the other side of the wall. "Eh, worst that does is break the wall, by that time I am gone", he thinks to himself. Then the first bolt of psychic energy jolts his brain and he knew he was in trouble.

    Naked moleface puts all the energy he has into the storm and keeps growing until he hears the screams of pain finally end. He continues the spell for a little bit longer just for good measure. Then, he hears two things hit the ground. One was probably a body, the other was most definitely a treasure.

    "YELLOW has KILLED RED AND CAPTURED THE BLUE TREASURE!! YELLOW HAS BEEN AWARDED TWO VICTORY POINTS!! YELLOW will be released from this maze. The survivors will be doomed to The Pit."

    Naked moleface sits down on the very cold cobblestone floor and waits for release.


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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Congratulations moleface!

  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Nicely done!

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Thanks! That was a really good game guys, really even and really tough. Do me proud in the pit :)

  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darian wrote: »
    artadius, just a thought--you probably shouldn't attack me unless you can kill me yourself. Otherwise, you're just setting moleface up to finish me off for a victory.

    I tried to warn you, but you just couldn't listen. :)

    Nicely done, yellow. I'll see the rest of you in the pit.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Well, you could have just died when I gave you the chance. But no, you just had to keep living.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    This was a really entertaining game to watch. Even knowing what you all were holding, I didn't know who was going to win until the very end.

    Good game you four.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Thanks for the entertainment. it was most informative. I think the next game i have of wizwar im going to lay down the rule that all actions must be in the form of a D&D character roleplaying his turn.

    I also think that two 'judges' should be assigned to each game to judge rule interpretation of the actions. Instead of being rule nazi'ed about the specifics, if it sounds like what your doing is viable according to how you describe using it, Judge Mills says 'I'll allow it!'

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