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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    still bummed about the kraftwerk tickets!

    waaaaah

    how are you guys?

    I'm kinda restless. Got pre-production work to do but I've been putting it off. Probably gonna get to work after I go for a walk.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I squander amazing developments in human technology toward opening multiple Firefoxes with too many tabs all at the same time.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote:
    A porn musical ... spool, that is a genius idea! You'd save the production a fortune on costumes alone!

    Guaranteed moneymaker. Broadway, here I come!

    Opening song: I Can't Act Hot When This Set is So Cold

    A down-on-his-luck fluffer gets off the bus to start his new life in the big city. Naive and freshly-shaven, he immediately starts work at a seedy film studio working long, hard, throbbing hours for little pay. All his bad luck changes one day when he spots the most beautiful porn actress he has ever seen and vows to win her love. How can a common fluffer get this goddess' attention? Through heartfelt song. And his 12 inch dick.

    Meanwhile, the actress labores under the thumb (figuratively and literally) of a disreputable director determined to exploit her remarkable ability to deep throat a baseball bat by pairing her with 19" mutant dongmonsters. Day after day she hopes for someone to rescue her from a terrible contract and help her return to the days when she made honest, wholesome fake amateur movies with guys not hung like a buffalo.

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  • MimMim Well you paid the price, no doubt. And I wanna have your babies.Registered User regular
    Just took stats midterm. I think I got hosed on the first page, but the rest was nice.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote:
    A porn musical ... spool, that is a genius idea! You'd save the production a fortune on costumes alone!

    Guaranteed moneymaker. Broadway, here I come!

    Opening song: I Can't Act Hot When This Set is So Cold

    A down-on-his-luck fluffer gets off the bus to start his new life in the big city. Naive and freshly-shaven, he immediately starts work at a seedy film studio working long, hard, throbbing hours for little pay. All his bad luck changes one day when he spots the most beautiful porn actress he has ever seen and vows to win her love. How can a common fluffer get this goddess' attention? Through heartfelt song. And his 12 inch dick.

    Meanwhile, the actress labores under the thumb (figuratively and literally) of a disreputable director determined to exploit her remarkable ability to deep throat a baseball bat by pairing her with 19" mutant dongmonsters. Day after day she hopes for someone to rescue her from a terrible contract and help her return to the days when she made honest, wholesome fake amateur movies with guys not hung like a buffalo.

    She stares at the moon from her apartment window one night, and sighs. She presses a bag of ice against her swollen genitals.
    :whistle: Why, oh why can't I find a normal guy,
    With a normal twelve-inch dick? :whistle:

    emnmnme on
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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    emnmnme wrote:
    spool32 wrote: »
    The primary thread is disgusting right now.

    Are they still going on about how a dead fetus should be thrown in the incinerator instead of buried?

    Worse, they're justifying how horrible they are, being sarcastic about it, and making unsourced comments about how much 'most people' agree with them.

    Oh, also Internet psychoanalysis and rampant hypocrisy. And dog piling me with condescending snark.

    That thread is terrible, but right now it's extra terrible. It's trying hard to become the bottom half of the Internet.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Eul's Scepter of Divinity plus a Tranquility Boots on Lion is amaaaaazing. That is all.

  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Winky wrote: »
    Oh interesting, after watching it on youtube I realize I am very familiar with that motion.

    Yeah a little side-tilt is something I often do to mean like "maybe"

    In India it can mean yes, no, maybe, "I'll tell you later" and "I have no idea what you are talking about" or combinations thereof. It's the best thing and as Mojo pointed out it is by far the best way to make sales people (or managers) bugger off.

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    It is deeply unsettling when you're not expecting it.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck you must go on i cant go on ill go onRegistered User regular
    i use the indian head rotate

    i rotate my head in the coronal plane through 360 degrees

    many describe that as mildly unsettling

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    Borderlands 2 is all like WUB WUB WUB

    and I love it.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Eul's Scepter of Divinity plus a Tranquility Boots on Lion is amaaaaazing. That is all.

    is this some dota 2 shit

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Borderlands 2 is all like WUB WUB WUB

    and I love it.

    I've seen preview videos and it looks identical to the first one gameplay-wise. Do they at least have destructible environments now?

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck you must go on i cant go on ill go onRegistered User regular
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Borderlands 2 is all like WUB WUB WUB

    and I love it.

    I've seen preview videos and it looks identical to the first one gameplay-wise. Do they at least have destructible environments now?

    Who cares, Borderlands is all about listening to bandits scream up their own acid-liquified organs and driving your freinds off a cliff in a car.

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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote:
    A porn musical ... spool, that is a genius idea! You'd save the production a fortune on costumes alone!

    Guaranteed moneymaker. Broadway, here I come!

    Opening song: I Can't Act Hot When This Set is So Cold

    A down-on-his-luck fluffer gets off the bus to start his new life in the big city. Naive and freshly-shaven, he immediately starts work at a seedy film studio working long, hard, throbbing hours for little pay. All his bad luck changes one day when he spots the most beautiful porn actress he has ever seen and vows to win her love. How can a common fluffer get this goddess' attention? Through heartfelt song. And his 12 inch dick.

    Meanwhile, the actress labores under the thumb (figuratively and literally) of a disreputable director determined to exploit her remarkable ability to deep throat a baseball bat by pairing her with 19" mutant dongmonsters. Day after day she hopes for someone to rescue her from a terrible contract and help her return to the days when she made honest, wholesome fake amateur movies with guys not hung like a buffalo.

    She stares at the moon from her apartment window one night, and sighs. She presses a bag of ice against her swollen genitals.
    :whistle: Why, oh why can't I find a normal guy,
    With a normal twelve-inch dick? :whistle:

    Meanwhile around the corner, he leans against a lamppost, looking at the darkened street...

    :whistle: Can you compete with a guy hung like a lamppost?
    Can you compare when you're "a single ruler long"?
    Can you be noticed by a beauty with such talent,
    when she's riding on a yardstick's worth of schlong? :whistle:



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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Borderlands 2 is all like WUB WUB WUB

    and I love it.

    I've seen preview videos and it looks identical to the first one gameplay-wise. Do they at least have destructible environments now?

    Who cares, Borderlands is all about listening to bandits scream up their own acid-liquified organs and driving your freinds off a cliff in a car.

    ... if the world is ever plunged into chaos and becomes a post-apocalyptic wasteland, I think I will be avoiding Donkey Kong's house.

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  • MimMim Well you paid the price, no doubt. And I wanna have your babies.Registered User regular
    I cannot wait, tonight I get to goof off for a bit.

    This means more FF6.

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  • DeebaserDeebaser Alpha Teemo Registered User regular
    Yeay! I get to play with Visio!
    Best day ever.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Looking for a girl who hates everything that I hate Except meRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I cannot wait, tonight I get to goof off for a bit.

    This means more FF6.

    You should totes sketch gau on the veldt after he comes back from jumping.

    Although that bug may only work on the original cart, not sure how it works on later releases.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872
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  • MimMim Well you paid the price, no doubt. And I wanna have your babies.Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I cannot wait, tonight I get to goof off for a bit.

    This means more FF6.

    You should totes sketch gau on the veldt after he comes back from jumping.

    Although that bug may only work on the original cart, not sure how it works on later releases.

    I'm still at the very beginning. So sketching Gau will have to wait until I get there.

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  • DeebaserDeebaser Alpha Teemo Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Winky wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote:
    Speaking of, how common is Indian food in Paris?

    You see places, but I've yet to try any. Largely because they are all Indian-Pakistani-Thai-ArbitaryAsianCountry places rather than just Indian. Plus, with the general non-tolerance of spices, I can't imagine the food being anything but bland. Maybe one day I'll try. It's possible.

    Non-tolerance of spices?

    The French don't have spicy food. It's really funny. Their "hot" sauces are more of the sweet chilli variety. It's an odd gap, I've taken my girlfriend for a curry when we've been in the UK and it's always quite tricky to find her something that really hasn't had a chilli near it.

    Get her Chicken Makhani or as my fiance calls it "White People Indian Food". It's butter chicken and pretty fucking delicious.

    This reminds me, one of my co-workers has been teaching me the secret of the head bobble and I have been using it with devastating effect on salespeople.

    Please explain.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_bobble

    Is there a name for the indian dance move that is essentially "screw in the lightbulb one handed"?

  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Borderlands 2 is all like WUB WUB WUB

    and I love it.

    I've seen preview videos and it looks identical to the first one gameplay-wise. Do they at least have destructible environments now?

    Who cares, Borderlands is all about listening to bandits scream up their own acid-liquified organs and driving your freinds off a cliff in a car.

    Man, Borderlands is such a Halo ripoff.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Looking for a girl who hates everything that I hate Except meRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I cannot wait, tonight I get to goof off for a bit.

    This means more FF6.

    You should totes sketch gau on the veldt after he comes back from jumping.

    Although that bug may only work on the original cart, not sure how it works on later releases.

    I'm still at the very beginning. So sketching Gau will have to wait until I get there.

    Yeah, you've got quite a lot of game to get through before that point. I should get around to playing it again, I don't think I've actually played it all the way through since I was like... 8 or 9.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • LudiousLudious The Poopsmith A butt, where the poop isRegistered User regular
    Ok guys I went to lunch and chat went to a weird place

    a dark place


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I cannot wait, tonight I get to goof off for a bit.

    This means more FF6.

    You should totes sketch gau on the veldt after he comes back from jumping.

    Although that bug may only work on the original cart, not sure how it works on later releases.

    bwuh?

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Dear Vanilla,

    I don't care about the 3 words that you saved as a draft for me last night. Please stop.

    Sincerely,
    mrflippy

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    God this fucking blows

    Lately my traumatic memories have become way more sharp and distinct and way less of a blur

    Which means I've been having a shitton of nightmares

    I slept for 12 hours and I just feel like shit

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Ok guys I went to lunch and chat went to a weird place

    a dark place

    Schlong is a funny word.

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  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Eul's Scepter of Divinity plus a Tranquility Boots on Lion is amaaaaazing. That is all.

    CC all the things!

    Have you discovered the glory of using Eul's on yourself? It can easily backfire but can also work sooo good

  • MimMim Well you paid the price, no doubt. And I wanna have your babies.Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I cannot wait, tonight I get to goof off for a bit.

    This means more FF6.

    You should totes sketch gau on the veldt after he comes back from jumping.

    Although that bug may only work on the original cart, not sure how it works on later releases.

    I'm still at the very beginning. So sketching Gau will have to wait until I get there.

    Yeah, you've got quite a lot of game to get through before that point. I should get around to playing it again, I don't think I've actually played it all the way through since I was like... 8 or 9.

    I'm trying to finish all the games I had bought but never completed. I have quite the backlog! I mean, I JUST finished FF7 last year and I had, had that since I was ...10?

    Also, Twin Peaks, tonight.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    God this fucking blows

    Lately my traumatic memories have become way more sharp and distinct and way less of a blur

    Which means I've been having a shitton of nightmares

    I slept for 12 hours and I just feel like shit

    :(

    Sorry, Cass. Are you still doing therapy?

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    God this fucking blows

    Lately my traumatic memories have become way more sharp and distinct and way less of a blur

    Which means I've been having a shitton of nightmares

    I slept for 12 hours and I just feel like shit

    Nightmares suck. I went the opposite way and just don't try to sleep much.

  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    OH SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY

    RUN

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    God this fucking blows

    Lately my traumatic memories have become way more sharp and distinct and way less of a blur

    Which means I've been having a shitton of nightmares

    I slept for 12 hours and I just feel like shit

    :(

    Sorry, Cass. Are you still doing therapy?

    I have exhausted all therapy avenues through my school and I've been looking for a therapist for nearly six months now

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  • MimMim Well you paid the price, no doubt. And I wanna have your babies.Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    OH SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY

    RUN

    BREAK YO SELF, FOO'

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Eul's Scepter of Divinity plus a Tranquility Boots on Lion is amaaaaazing. That is all.

    CC all the things!

    Have you discovered the glory of using Eul's on yourself? It can easily backfire but can also work sooo good

    I have! When you get initiated on. Too bad Lion doesn't have enough HP to survive a whole wave of nukes, but take an ult or two out of the equation is always good.

    The cheap +MS is the most awesome though. Run around at the back of ganks and teamfights tossing Impales. The movement speed bonus is always underrated.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Emnmnme and I are making art.

    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • TehSlothTehSloth Looking for a girl who hates everything that I hate Except meRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I cannot wait, tonight I get to goof off for a bit.

    This means more FF6.

    You should totes sketch gau on the veldt after he comes back from jumping.

    Although that bug may only work on the original cart, not sure how it works on later releases.

    bwuh?

    It was pretty cool, I'm not sure how familiar you are, but you have a dude Gau that can go run off with enemies for a few turns and learn new abilities, and it's called jumping. Anyways, he disappears for a few random fights and you can only use it when you're in an area called the veldt, when he's done he'll reappear very briefly as an enemy at the end of a fight and then re-joins you. There's another character who's like an artist or something like that who has an ability called sketch, where she kind of mimics whatever her targets main ability is or something like that, and if you time it right so that she has the next attack queued up when a fight ends and the Gau dude comes back, she can hit him with sketch. This causes the game to completely flip out, and sometimes will give you 255 or 256 of like, every item in the game, even ones that are normally extremely limited or aren't otherwise obtainable. Sometimes it causes weird sprite errors, like characters will have other characters sprites or might have their sprites but always look like they are dead or under the effects of float or something. Sometimes it completely locks up the game and can cause data loss.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck you must go on i cant go on ill go onRegistered User regular
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