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MSPA: abortions for some, tiny horses in martini glasses for others

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    the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    Huh, wasn't actually reading a lot of the thread. There is a lot of sand. Weird.

    Insert joke about sand and vaginas here

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    Huh, wasn't actually reading a lot of the thread. There is a lot of sand. Weird.

    Insert joke about sand and vaginas here

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    VickyBitVickyBit Registered User regular
    Dux wrote:
    Personface wrote: »
    LONG LIVE VICKY, DOWN THE USURPER CRWTH

    Vickybit? More like Vickyshit. Crwth is the one true ruler of the MSPA thread!
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    the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    Huh, wasn't actually reading a lot of the thread. There is a lot of sand. Weird.

    Insert joke about sand and vaginas here

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    Well done, Mr. A. Five points to Gryffindor.

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    VickyBit wrote: »
    Dux wrote:
    Personface wrote: »
    LONG LIVE VICKY, DOWN THE USURPER CRWTH

    Vickybit? More like Vickyshit. Crwth is the one true ruler of the MSPA thread!
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    I...

    uh...

    hmmm

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Well I'm done with the thing I was doing, so I'll just turn in what I have
    mage of void in the land of something and something, probably darkness

    it's a planet that's 95% forests and lakes and 5% small, very tightly-packed cities


    apparently I'm a generous realist, which sounds almost like a contradiction but that fits in with everything else I've done

    so since it's somehow a bright dark place I've decided that in the light of day everything is boring, bland, and businesslike, but at night the whole place has the same aesthetic as the black velvet level in psychonauts


    forests, cities, even the lakes

    all tacky bright colors on black

    or that's the way things are supposed to be


    the problem is that the planet has become stuck on night, the forests and roads have gone completely dark and spooky and it's slowly spreading into the cities

    this coincidentally(?) happened during the festival of the indigenous celebration, which, since it was scheduled to run from dusk until dawn, and since consorts are kinda stupid, is still going on

    but it's slowly becoming more desperate and feverish as they increasingly try to distract themselves from the knowledge that something's very wrong, but in the end they're drawn to the dark like moths and when they go in they never come back out


    since my myers-briggs results can vary wildly I've decided my quest was to have been protecting the consorts by venturing into the unnatural dark and bringing back the regular day/night cycle, or something

    or that's what should have happened, of course in the thread rp scenario I have gone off my rocker and presumably abandoned my quest, so at this point I imagine entire cities have been consumed and the forests are full of the prone bodies of unconscious consorts (spoiler it turns out that since they've never experienced true darkness it drives them batty and eventually catatonic [profuse apologies to Dr. Asimov]), and in the cities that are left they're like, I dunno, partying themselves to death or something.

    yep

    I am going to go outside now.


    EDIT: there that's better

    Seriously on
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    WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Monk of Space

    Land of Desert and Change
    --An expanse of sand and plateaus subject to frequent sandstorms and earthquakes that completely change the geography, due to a howling, squirming horror imprisoned at the planet's core.

    Hey you're a space player the second word has to be frogs!

    Whyther on
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    oh my god I didn't see the latest updates until just now
    yay midnight crew style second person dialogue!
    yay WQ!

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    A good crwth post.

    No such thing.

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    Well I'm done with the thing I was doing, so I'll just turn in what I have
    mage of void in the land of something and something, probably darkness

    it's a planet that's 95% forests and lakes and 5% small, very tightly-packed cities


    apparently I'm a generous realist, which sounds almost like a contradiction but that fits in with everything else I've done

    so since it's somehow a bright dark place I've decided that in the light of day everything is boring, bland, and businesslike, but at night the whole place has the same aesthetic as the black velvet level in psychonauts


    forests, cities, even the lakes

    all tacky bright colors on black

    or that's the way things are supposed to be


    the problem is that the planet has become stuck on night, the forests and roads have gone completely dark and spooky and it's slowly spreading into the cities

    this coincidentally(?) happened during the festival of the indigenous celebration, which, since it was scheduled to run from dusk until dawn, and since consorts are kinda stupid, is still going on

    but it's slowly becoming more desperate and feverish as they increasingly try to distract themselves from the knowledge that something's very wrong, but in the end they're drawn to the dark like moths and when they go in they never come back out


    since my myers-briggs results can vary wildly I've decided my quest was to have been protecting the consorts by venturing into the unnatural dark and bringing back the regular day/night cycle, or something

    or that's what should have happened, of course in the thread rp scenario I have gone off my rocker and presumably abandoned my quest, so at this point I imagine entire cities have been consumed and the forests are full of the prone bodies of unconscious consorts (spoiler it turns out that since they've never experienced true darkness it drives them batty and eventually catatonic [profuse apologies to Dr. Asimov]), and in the cities that are left they're like, I dunno, partying themselves to death or something.

    yep

    I am going to go outside now.


    EDIT: there that's better

    If you have all that land you should be able to figure out what your land is of without too much trouble.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    Guys what is my banking ID
    I have no idea what it is so I'm not allowed to know how much money I have

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    WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    Sn3rkst3r98

    Is that it? Try typing that in.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Snerky wrote: »
    Guys what is my banking ID
    I have no idea what it is so I'm not allowed to know how much money I have

    candy

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    VickyBit wrote: »
    Dux wrote:
    Personface wrote: »
    LONG LIVE VICKY, DOWN THE USURPER CRWTH

    Vickybit? More like Vickyshit. Crwth is the one true ruler of the MSPA thread!
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    Oh my.

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    SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    Whyther wrote: »
    ,,x.Xx~dA_Sn3rKsT3r_98~xX.x,,

    Is that it? Try typing that in.

    yeah thanks

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    SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    Oh jeez I am terrified to go on chatrooms in case I see a username something like 'coolkid02' and suddenly feel really old

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Hey I know coolkid02, that prick owed me $5 ten years ago.

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    the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Hey I know coolkid02, that prick owed me $5 ten years ago.

    He made me mail my SNES to him

    And never

    Gave it

    Back

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    0/10 OP for not using the supreme jadeface

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    VickyBit wrote: »
    Dux wrote:
    Personface wrote: »
    LONG LIVE VICKY, DOWN THE USURPER CRWTH

    Vickybit? More like Vickyshit. Crwth is the one true ruler of the MSPA thread!
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    (*´Д`)ハァハァ

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Wait, how are you guys determining lands anyway?

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    SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    That title generator has a link to a similar deal for lands now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cymLvmEL6qA

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    Whyther wrote: »
    Monk of Space

    Land of Desert and Change
    --An expanse of sand and plateaus subject to frequent sandstorms and earthquakes that completely change the geography, due to a howling, squirming horror imprisoned at the planet's core.

    Hey you're a space player the second word has to be frogs!

    In the quiz page's example it made up Celebration and Bells?

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    0/10 OP for not using the supreme jadeface

    which is

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    PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    @Skull Man
    I believe this was to your specifications
    Everyone else, blame him
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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote: »
    0/10 OP for not using the supreme jadeface

    which is

    okay in your quoting this i realize i typed "jade" instead of "jane" and have taken the appropriate suicidal actions

    but

    anyway

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Ban Personface because seriously, what the fuck is this dude doing hanging around us?

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    oh jeez this personal dna test

    i already overanalyse the wording on questions to begin with and now you're giving me sliders? gonna be here forever

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    SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Jesus christ Person

    Snerky on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    If I have to use monosyllabic titles then clearly I am

    The

    Judge

    of

    Taste

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    Personface

    Personface have my retarded babies

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    PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    I already did in an alternate future
    That up there is a happy family snapshot
    SAY HELLO TO JUNIOR

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    the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    Personface wrote: »
    I already did in an alternate future
    That up there is a happy family snapshot
    SAY HELLO TO JUNIOR

    The best part is that I swore allegiance to Odin

    So if ever there was a one who would have a crow faced baby it would indeed be me and you

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    PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    The downside is that they removed your eyes in deference to the Allfather

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    It's beautiful pface.

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    the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Personface wrote: »
    The downside is that they removed your eyes in deference to the Allfather

    I am totally okay as Odin is a friend to the blind and half-blind, and my eyes didn't work good anyway. Gotta wear thick ass spectacles.

    Our babies are named Hugin and Munin, ofc

    the Professor on
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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    Very nice, Personface. You can tell you have a new tablet, I think this one came out a lot clearer looking than your previous ones!

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    guys, games

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Dang, Pface.

    That's nice.

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Personface wrote: »
    @Skull Man
    I believe this was to your specifications
    Everyone else, blame him
    Cohen_0001.jpg

    This is horrifying. I hope you take that as compliment because I'm not adding any qualifiers to that.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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