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MMA 18: [MMA]rrested Development: UFC Supports Drunk Driving and Domestic Violence

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Where has Beel been?

    It's lonely here without him!

    And I wanted a new Beel Deal...

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    To offset the sadness of Reem not being able to fight until at least the end of the year, here's a gif.
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    In unsurprising news, Dana thinks Fedor is finished: http://bjpenn.com/mmanews/2012/04/23/dana-white-its-over-for-fedor-ufc-news-21390.html

    Thank you, NicktheFace: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBUB7ZljnR4&context=C4cd8656ADvjVQa1PpcFNIGL9lJ0Nba6bBJ6Jo_eAyjDDpkuu58ow=

    Another fantastic gif, this time for the staredown of the forthcoming Chael/Silva II. Great stuff:
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    And here's a story about the press conference itself: http://ht.ly/aucsx

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Lombard to the UFC!

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    LouieLouie Registered User regular
    That stare down of chael and silva is incredible!

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Lombard to the UFC!
    Fuck yes!

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
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    mojojoeomojojoeo A block off the park, living the dream.Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    To offset the sadness of Reem not being able to fight until at least the end of the year, here's a gif.
    2lsiahf.gif


    In unsurprising news, Dana thinks Fedor is finished: http://bjpenn.com/mmanews/2012/04/23/dana-white-its-over-for-fedor-ufc-news-21390.html

    Thank you, NicktheFace: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBUB7ZljnR4&context=C4cd8656ADvjVQa1PpcFNIGL9lJ0Nba6bBJ6Jo_eAyjDDpkuu58ow=

    Another fantastic gif, this time for the staredown of the forthcoming Chael/Silva II. Great stuff:
    scaled.php?tn=0&server=641&filename=9qn.gif&xsize=640&ysize=640

    And here's a story about the press conference itself: http://ht.ly/aucsx

    Ok.

    Maybe Im all wrong here but Chael is in way deep in his head already.

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    BubbaTBubbaT Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
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    Hahahaha. Gold.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    i'm all about chael sonnen

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Belfort/Wanderlei is a mismatch in my eyes. Vitor has only gotten better with age while Wanderlei struggles with every opponent nowadays. Vitor is 8-2 in his last 10 fights with the two losses going to the current superchamp (A.SIlva) and Hendo. He has finished 7 of those 8 wins via stoppage, most in the first round.

    Wanderlei is 4-6 in his last 10 and was KO'd cold in 4 of those losses. He has also been KO'd cold by Vitor in the past...

    I mean yeah, anything can happen in MMA but this matchup really doesn't make any sense beyond brazilian fanservice

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    My favorite part of that gif is when Sonnen asks to hold the title belt and Silva just stares daggers through him. Classic.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    I love this poster so much.
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    This card is fantastic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_148

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    forget the text recap
    this is incredible
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxuX2q9GGjg
    chael is the best

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    also is UFC 145 not worthy of a beel deal?
    :(
    i am disappoint
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    Where has Beel been?

    It's lonely here without him!

    And I wanted a new Beel Deal...

    Look guys, all that would do is overhype an already overhyped main event that would have been (and WAS!) highly disappointing.

    But I'll leave a little something here for the fans...
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    In other less weird news, STEPHAN BONNAR GETS A BJ FROM A CAMEL SPIDER

    http://bjpenn.com/mmanews/2012/04/24/3stephan-bonnar-detained-by-bahrain-airport-security-21469.html

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    why are you all so video averse
    just post the damn video and let bonnar explain it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AoszVD6n08
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQfhOGYkUoE

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    why are you all so video averse
    just post the damn video and let bonnar explain it

    It's just giving credit where credit is due.

    Besides, not clicking links makes Bonnar and friends

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    http://www.cagepotato.com/could-frankie-edgar-be-jose-aldos-mystery-opponent-for-ufc-147/

    Thoughts?

    I don't think it's Edgar, personally. I have no idea who else it could be though

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I wish it would be because that'd be an amazing matchup, but I don't think there's any way Edgar's cutting down yet until he at least loses another match at lw

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW6c18K8LR4

    To wet your Hector Lombard appetite

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    Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    http://youtu.be/syYsxVUQeV4

    So I found this series ((yes it's a full series on youtube)) and it's hilarious.

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    MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    Just a bunch of shrieking... and ... bananas everywhere.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Oh mman

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    StrayDogStrayDog Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I love this poster so much.
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    This card is fantastic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_148

    I like that they have the winners on the same side. (Silva and Cruz)

    e - That does look like a fun card. At this point I feel like Ortiz has a chance of beating Griffin (though I hope not). Also I guess Franklin figured the weight-cut would be easier than his opponent. Can't say I blame him.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    that chael silva staredown was amazing.

    Chael Sonnen is basically the patron saint of trolling.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i don't even have words for how much i want sonnen to win. i think i want it even more than i want mir to win.

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    starmanbrandstarmanbrand Registered User regular
    I'm praying for 24 minutes of Silva pillowhanding Chael from a dominant ground position.

    And then Silva ending his face in that final minute.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I'm praying for 24 minutes of Silva pillowhanding Chael from a dominant ground position.

    And then Silva ending his face in that final minute.

    that's weird.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    I'm praying for 24 minutes of Silva pillowhanding Chael from a dominant ground position.

    And then Silva ending his face in that final minute.

    that's weird.

    The best outcome would be 24 minutes of Silva pillowhanding Chael from a dominant ground position.

    And then Sonnen slapping on a sub in that final minute and declaring himself Champion Supreme no instant rematches

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    Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    http://youtu.be/syYsxVUQeV4

    So I found this series ((yes it's a full series on youtube)) and it's hilarious.
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't even have words for how much i want sonnen to win. i think i want it even more than i want mir to win.

    I gotta say, Mir has grown on me, I'm gonna be pulling for him.

    "I will f**kin' beat you into the ground in front of your whole life that I don't get to have." -Nick Diaz

    I love south american ground karate
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    best fighters ever:

    mir
    palhares
    sonnen
    diaz (nick)

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    All those men are wanted war criminals.

    Fuck off and die.
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    DangerbirdDangerbird Registered User regular
    http://www.cagepotato.com/could-frankie-edgar-be-jose-aldos-mystery-opponent-for-ufc-147/

    Thoughts?

    I don't think it's Edgar, personally. I have no idea who else it could be though

    Hector Lombard? Surprise Jose!

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i don't even have words for how much i want sonnen to win. i think i want it even more than i want mir to win.

    Are you going to have to give up your presidency of the Frank Mir fanclub for this blasphemy?

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    Metal JaredMetal Jared Mulligan Wizard Rhode IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    In other news May 15th is one of the biggest days of the year for me. On the one hand we have:
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    And on the other hand we have:

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    Zombie won his last match with a 7 second KO, officially (but not really) the fastest KO in the history of the UFC, and the match before he won with the only Twister submission in the history of the UFC. I'm not sure what he could do to top those two finishes but I expect a Zangief spinning pile driver mixed with a Triangle Choke for the KO/Submission win

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I was recalling how much I like the Korean Zombie yesterday.

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    krapst78krapst78 Registered User regular
    Most random thing happened today, Denis Kang started training at our BJJ gym. Only got to say hello to him but he was really cool to us.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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    starmanbrandstarmanbrand Registered User regular
    I'm praying for 24 minutes of Silva pillowhanding Chael from a dominant ground position.

    And then Silva ending his face in that final minute.

    that's weird.

    I personally am not a fan of the Wrestling/GnP fighting style anymore. I feel that at one time, GnPers used to be pretty good strikers and they used a lot of strategy when selecting shots and opening positions. Now it feels like their fights are 90% wrestling 10% striking because they are too afraid of losing position, even though they could probably get it back to the ground with ease.

    This leads to long/boring/onesided matches. This makes me root against pretty much everyone who has a primary fight style of takedown wrestling. It may be effective, but it isn't really fun to watch.

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    I was recalling how much I like the Korean Zombie yesterday.

    I enjoy owning this t-shirt

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    Even if it does make me look like I'm trying to be 15.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    there has been an ongoing saga of my attempts to buy the first Korean Zombie shirt when it goes on sale.

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