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[WH40,000] Tales of the Neckbeard and Adventures in Crazyland, 1000 FLGS stories.
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I went to the C&C Tiberium Alliances website, and two of the remaining 3 wallpapers like the two above look daaaaamn close to some of the vehicles in the original Planetside. I understand that it's probably getting hard to come up with new and original ideas for basic tanks, but come on... they're not even trying
Woot!
I Spent 90% of my Money on Women and Warhammer. The Rest I Wasted.
I mean yeah your IP and game has gone to shit but c'mon
I think when more than half the existing series is shit it is more accepted to just call the brand shit and acknowledge the good work as outliers.
Buy my 40k shit.
Now, I have had a very bad thing happen to me, and I need to drown my sorrows in 40K. Everybody complain about me being a bad 40k player and list maker and then proceed to talk more about 40k.
What happened? So, ya'know. That I may more thoroughly mock you and your efforts.
Torrented hentai, book it.
SJ could give you advice on that.
I haven't really enjoyed a C&C game since the Original, or RA2.
So, I ordered all my DW stuff. I'll be home in two weeks to mash all the mans together and start mailing dudeguyskis out to warhamsbros.
This makes me want to build a Tru-scale Japanese themed SM army.
LE SIGH.
Anyone else going to Wargames con?
Buy my 40k shit.
I liked REd Alert but then I liked playing with againist someone far more sigh
More personal.
In 40K land, though, I am seriously considering ebaying my IG. I must have three thousand points of older metal Valhallans and plastic stormtroopers. I don't wanna. But... they don't excite me at all.
You should ebay them and spend the money on coke/hookers.
That'll make you feel better.
Buy my 40k shit.
Well then no reason to stop now!
Buy my 40k shit.
Neither here nor there.
As to the IG. I love them. I really do. And I would love to play them. It's just the sheer amount of effort involved in getting them painted seems herculean. And just physically moving them around.
Which means more fisters.
For fisting.
Buy my 40k shit.
That's the spirit!
You should buy me some drugs, since you don't want any. We'll call it a consultation fee.
Buy my 40k shit.
Actually I'm sorry to hear you're down.
If the army honestly doesn't excite you, ebay them. If the task to paint it all seems too much, put a bunch a way and work on a small group at a time.
Comics, Games, Booze
Aidan Twosouls, Dwarf Shaman, in Vale of Buried Shadows
I was quite confused for a second.
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Unit: Points
HQ: 1500
Company Command Squad 50
Lascannon 20
Master of Ordinance 30
Camo Cloaks 20
Vox Caster 5
Laspistols x2 0
Troops:
Platoon Command Squad 30
Flamer x4 20
Chimera (hull h-flamer) 55
Infantry Squad 50
Sergeant Power Weapon 10
Sergeant Melta Bombs 5
Infantry Squad 50
Sergeant Power Weapon 10
Sergeant Melta Bombs 5
Infantry Squad 50
Sergeant Power Weapon 10
Sergeant Melta Bombs 5
Commissar 35
Commissar Power Weapon 10
Infantry Squad 50
Sergeant Power Weapon 10
Sergeant Melta Bombs 5
Commissar 35
Commissar Power Weapon 10
Veteran Squad 70
Plasma Gun x2 30
Lascannon 20
Veteran Squad 70
Plasma Gun x2 30
Lascannon 20
Elite:
Guardsman Marbo 65
Fast Attack:
Armoured Sentinel 55
Autocannon 5
Armoured Sentinel 55
Autocannon 5
Heavy Support:
Leman Russ Battle Tank 150
Lascannon 15
Leman Russ Demolisher 165
Lascannon 15
Hydra Flak Tank x2 150
The plan is to
bubblewraphuman-shield my shooty, chewy centre with two 20man blob squads (dreadnaught proof thanks to meltabombs!), and two sentinels.I've had good results with foot veteran squads with las/plas, especially because people don't seem to be used to plasma guns shooting out 24inches (theyre usually moving).
I'm using the deadly Altman inspired MoO command squad. I was originally wanting to run Straken, but he's too pricey for 1500pts the way I like to kit him out.
Hydras and Russes to smoosh things while trying to not get powerfisted in the bum.
PCS BBQ team to stay in reserve or in cover to counter 'assault' and objective grab.
Marbo because he's badass.
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e: ^^^ Bubblewrapping is the worst term and you should feel bad
Two chances to get a 6 every assault phase, before 20 of them die off is still a pretty good chance to score a hit and destroy. Just takes 3 or 4 phases.
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I would actually just forego the melta bombs entirely, and then I'd just replace one of the flamers in your platoon command squad with a heavy flamer and then I'd add a 3rd plasma or a pfist or something.
Another option against dreads is to throw the armored sentinel at them. They actually work really well as tarpits even against s10 dreads because you still only have a 33% chance of dieing from a Penetrating hit and most dreads only have 2 attacks base. So they have to hit, then pen then roll a 5-6. Most of my armored sentinels die from glances or being worn down.
"Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it... Oh my God, it even has a watermark."
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I'm afraid to open it.
I Spent 90% of my Money on Women and Warhammer. The Rest I Wasted.
FFS, you reminded me that my brother was holding me a copy, then just before I could buy it, sold it to pay some bills. I was sad
I really do find htem interesting. I guess my creative fires have been doused regarding htem recently. I'd really like the money from selling them, but the idea of rebuying them, which is definitely what I'd do, is too much. Better to finish off my Fists. Then finish the tyranids, then get back to the IG and do them justice.