[MLB] Just give the World Series to the Spurs as well

Sweeney Tom

More like Lincecomeonandstopsuckingalready

Angry

runner scored on wild pitch.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

Hjorvarthr

The Twins can't be no hit tonight


sorry Seattle

Sweeney Tom

This is the same guy who won the Cy Young in 2009

Maximum

Just let him smoke a joint before the game Bochy, what the hell.

Nirya

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

Oh, I play my starters more often than not.

I just feel like if I have them on my team, I should at least start them every now and then.

Best case scenario, they bring in some good stats and help my OBP and Slugging

Well I, for one, appreciate this strategy.

Apolloh

Maximum wrote: »

Just let him smoke a joint before the game Bochy, what the hell.

He'll blame it on Belt anyways

Raijin Quickfoot

6 k's from Aceves tonight. That's a pure bonus.

Hjorvarthr

It's a been a while since the Twins scored a run


I forget what that feels like

Raijin Quickfoot

Thank you Josh Johnson for doubling Dr. Funk's ERA tonight.

Schide

Ugh, bad week.

Somehow I still have 6 starts left though. My TB is already shot but I can probably make up wins and Ks. A good hitting weekend and I could at least even it out.

Raijin Quickfoot

Don't fall apart on me now, Grienke!

Hjorvarthr

hahaha

the Twins score a run because the pitcher botches an easy double play

Maximum

Thanks for screwing the Giants you shitty fucking umpire. Worst freaking call ever, I hope that guy is umping minor league games come tomorrow.

Angry

i shoulda started henderson alvarez.

i knew ervin would lose.

Hjorvarthr

Seattle's bullpen imploding


left the bases loaded, but still gave the Twins the lead

Angry

back to back complete game shutouts for the jays.

Maximum

Maximum wrote: »

Thanks for screwing the Giants you shitty fucking umpire. Worst freaking call ever, I hope that guy is umping minor league games come tomorrow.

Thanks for the equally shitty make up call ump, all is forgiven.

Hjorvarthr

My pitching came through for me this week


I'd like more saves, but when my only closer in on the Pirates...

FortyTwo

My pitching has been solid, my team has been hitting the ever-loving shit out of the ball.

Apolloh

Maximum wrote: »

Maximum wrote: »

Thanks for screwing the Giants you shitty fucking umpire. Worst freaking call ever, I hope that guy is umping minor league games come tomorrow.

Thanks for the equally shitty make up call ump, all is forgiven.

Loved Pagans reaction to that, too

Sweeney Tom

So far, my batting has been 1 for 10 with a run

But at least Hammel has thrown 7 strikeouts

Maximum

Stupid Worley, stop sucking today.

Raijin Quickfoot

Adam Dunn just absolutely fucking crushed a ball off of Valverde.

Nirya

Valverde is an asshole.

That is all.

Raijin Quickfoot

If you get a chance to see this homerun, see it. It's the most textbook example of just fucking punishing a pitch I've seen in a long time. Just perfect.

Hjorvarthr

Maximum wrote: »

Stupid Worley, stop sucking today.

dude gave me a big cushion in the TB category

Angry

Adam Dunn is an oddity. He is still striking out a ton, but he's also walking more then any time before.

It also seems that when he actually does hit the ball it's usually for a rbi

The Geebs That Is A Pony

that's adam dunn's entire career in a nutshell

last year he just subbed out hitting for striking out

Raijin Quickfoot

He just wanted a chance to win the comeback player of the year award.

Hjorvarthr

Cuddyer you wonderful magician

Raijin Quickfoot

Looks like I'm sitting Darvish and Dickey tomorrow. I've got all the pitching stats won so they can only hurt my TB category.

Nirya

Mike Trout home runs are super-attractive.

Hjorvarthr

King Felix one hitting the Twins depressing me in reality


In fantasy I'm jumping up and down

Zen Vulgarity

King Felix one hitting the Twins should not depress you. You should be happy he doesn't pitch a perfect game against you every time he goes out there.

Sweeney Tom

NSF56K/People thinking about having kids: Ruben Tejada trips going to first, hits balls off first base. Out of game.

Angry

Oh god I didn't remove ubaldo from my lineup.

Please Hamilton, don't hurt em.

Nirya

The long national nightmare is over. After an off-day yesterday (his first of the year why was he not given one earlier god dammit Scioscia), Albert Pujols hits a home run.

Hjorvarthr

Now the Twins are being shut down by a dude who had an ERA over 7 coming into this game


And if they get shut out again, it'll be the 4th time in 5 games

1st one by the Angels fifth starter
then the no-hitter by Weaver
and yesterday's shutout by King Felix plus one bullpen inning


depressing

Hjorvarthr

but hey they won't get shut out(today at least)

Doumit solo home run