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[GOP Primaries] WI, MD, DC 4/3. Sponsored by cheese, crab cakes, and murder, respectively.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    enc0re wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Wait. Who should I be afraid of!!

    Moderates. If elected nothing will stop them from implementing their extremist agenda.

    Sane moderates or "the truth is always in the middle" moderates?

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Centrist and moderate are two different things IMO.

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    enc0re wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Wait. Who should I be afraid of!!

    Moderates. If elected nothing will stop them from implementing their extremist agenda.

    Sane moderates or "the truth is always in the middle" moderates?

    The truth of "the truth is always in the middle" is in the middle.

    Taken as the median, that means the truth is "w", which obviously corresponds with the middle initial of our previous president, George W. Bush.

    W knows the truth.

    9/11 was an inside job.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    Cute ad, it tries to hit both Obama and Romney in the same swipe, and leaves the false impression that it's all stuff Obama actually did. I was a little curious how they were spinning huge tax raises out of that "hypothetically, what IF all this happened? I mean, we're not saying it DID, but what IF. Wouldn't it suck?"

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Moderates are people who don't vote.

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    enc0re wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Wait. Who should I be afraid of!!

    Moderates. If elected nothing will stop them from implementing their extremist agenda.

    Sane moderates or "the truth is always in the middle" moderates?

    The latter are called South Park Republicans, not moderates.

    No really.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    ohman.

    I was so ready to completely ignore that ad. and then, right at the end.


    Fairly well done I say!

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    See, even in Obama's own videos he gets a pretty big anti-Obama sentiment.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnNQ1q-IWrk&feature=g-logo&context=G2e9883fFOAAAAAAAAAA

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Oh hey look, Dbrock just saw an anti-Obama sentiment where there is none.

    I.

    am.

    shocked.

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Clearly you didn't read the youtube comments

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    by the way, how come everyone who uses public transportation is a libertarian

    On a train ride down the coast this guy in the next seat was telling three people all about how Ron Paul was the only one you could trust, and on the plane the person behind me wouldn't stop harping on about the rothschild conspiracy and how reagan was a liberal

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    Clearly you didn't read the youtube comments

    Why would you ever?

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    Clearly you didn't read the youtube comments

    Sadist.

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    The total like/dislike votes mean that video is still fresh. Give it a day or three.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    That Obama video.

    I have a complaint.

    I do not like the choice of voice actor for the readover.

    I don't know why, but the man sounds like a whiny, snivelly nosed liberal.

    And that's not a pleasant thing.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    He sounds like a voiceover guy. You're being weird ahava.

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Cantido wrote: »
    The total like/dislike votes mean that video is still fresh. Give it a day or three.

    I haven't been paying to much attention to the likes. Are you suggesting that the Likes or Dislikes are going to skyrocket.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Steve Blum should do voice overs for these commercials. Or Kevin Conroy.

    OR BOTH.

    Spike and Batman telling America how it is.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    enc0re wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Wait. Who should I be afraid of!!

    Moderates. If elected nothing will stop them from implementing their extremist agenda.

    Sane moderates or "the truth is always in the middle" moderates?

    The truth of "the truth is always in the middle" is in the middle.

    Taken as the median, that means the truth is "w", which obviously corresponds with the middle initial of our previous president, George W. Bush.

    W knows the truth.

    9/11 was an inside job.

    :shock:

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    Clearly you didn't read the youtube comments

    Why would you ever?

    The bottom half of the internet is terrible.

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Cantido wrote: »
    The total like/dislike votes mean that video is still fresh. Give it a day or three.

    I haven't been paying to much attention to the likes. Are you suggesting that the Likes or Dislikes are going to skyrocket.

    Both, but likes will skyrocket more.
    Steve Blum should do voice overs for these commercials. Or Kevin Conroy.

    Y'know, these guys should be in more mainstream voice stuff like Ken Nordine.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    He sounds like a voiceover guy. You're being weird ahava.

    this is not an unusual occurrence.

    But really. I was hoping for a stronger (read: deeper) voice, like the guy who does movie trailers or something.

    The voiceover guy's voice is just not "Strong". It's kind of.. "middling"

    But again, I'm weird.

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    enc0reenc0re Registered User regular
    You know what you like in your men. Nothing weird about that.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    it's not so much even that.

    It's that I was kind of expecting that for an ad in favor of the president a commanding voice would be used.

    Presence, gravitas that would echo through the internets and teevees and things.

    One that would command attention and expect consent. Or something.

    I've been reading too much fantasy fiction, I guess.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    O'Donnell is doing a bit on Mormons and the African Race.

    I wish we had more of this in the election cycle.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    it's not so much even that.

    It's that I was kind of expecting that for an ad in favor of the president a commanding voice would be used.

    Presence, gravitas that would echo through the internets and teevees and things.

    One that would command attention and expect consent. Or something.

    I've been reading too much fantasy fiction, I guess.

    Is there a reason you think liberals don't have commanding voices?

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    it's not so much even that.

    It's that I was kind of expecting that for an ad in favor of the president a commanding voice would be used.

    Presence, gravitas that would echo through the internets and teevees and things.

    One that would command attention and expect consent. Or something.

    I've been reading too much fantasy fiction, I guess.

    Is there a reason you think liberals don't have commanding voices?

    I should reword my thoughts on that.

    I think Liberals do have commanding voices, or can. Nancy Pelosi is a commanding woman. Allan Grayson, for all of his faults, had a commanding voice. Bernie Sanders has a commanding voice.

    The guy doing that voiceover has a not-so-commanding voice, bordering on whiny. And my brain for a moment did that scary switch over to where it likes to think of the reaction to the ephemera that might happen in a not-so-liberal head/house and heard a 'whiny liberal' defending the president and his record.

    So it's not that I don't think that Liberal can be commanding, it's that the actor's voice sounded like what in my mind came across as a not-so-liberals stereotypical reaction to a 'whiny liberal'.


    I'm really really bad at explaining how my brain works.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    The voice reminds me of the trailer guy in South Park for the movies where he goes "derpy derpy der!"

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    it's not so much even that.

    It's that I was kind of expecting that for an ad in favor of the president a commanding voice would be used.

    Presence, gravitas that would echo through the internets and teevees and things.

    One that would command attention and expect consent. Or something.

    I've been reading too much fantasy fiction, I guess.

    Is there a reason you think liberals don't have commanding voices?

    I should reword my thoughts on that.

    I think Liberals do have commanding voices, or can. Nancy Pelosi is a commanding woman. Allan Grayson, for all of his faults, had a commanding voice. Bernie Sanders has a commanding voice.

    The guy doing that voiceover has a not-so-commanding voice, bordering on whiny. And my brain for a moment did that scary switch over to where it likes to think of the reaction to the ephemera that might happen in a not-so-liberal head/house and heard a 'whiny liberal' defending the president and his record.

    So it's not that I don't think that Liberal can be commanding, it's that the actor's voice sounded like what in my mind came across as a not-so-liberals stereotypical reaction to a 'whiny liberal'.


    I'm really really bad at explaining how my brain works.

    Okay.

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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    She's right. "Whiny liberal" is a stereotype that a lot of folks actually subscribe to, so it's terrible casting to choose a voice that could play to that stereotype.

    This isn't rocket science.

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    DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    Wait, the bad guys in Shadow Complex were liberals, right? Get the boss from that game to do voiceovers. I wouldn't vote against a liberal Cobra Commander.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Have we mentioned that USA Today has the gender gap at 18 points generally and that women under 50 are now 2008 Latinos (2:1 for the President)? Because that's kind of a huge deal.

    Gah, I have to remove points from how awesome this is due to the missed Biden quote opportunity.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Y3nUvRQ7s

    After a strict reading of the rules, I believe this falls under the category of "Oh, Snap!"
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    "Sure, I'll run as Romney's partner. AFTER I FUCKING DESTROYYYYYY HIM!"

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    LadyMLadyM Registered User regular
    I want Obama to somehow buy the rights to the Republicans' ads after they finish their primary, and then just run them over and over during the election cycle.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Shit that snake is really working hard on eating its tail

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    Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    In all honesty, my first reaction from looking at the screen posted, I though it was an ad about female orgasms.

    I was sadly disappointed.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Nope, sorry, the Romney lookalike playing paintball with mud is still the top ad this campaign.

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    Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    She does look like she's getting a certain pleasure in setting up the punch line though.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    She's right. "Whiny liberal" is a stereotype that a lot of folks actually subscribe to, so it's terrible casting to choose a voice that could play to that stereotype.

    This isn't rocket science.

    The voice doesn't sound whiny to me at all. Then again. I'm not conditioned by the 24h "news" cycle

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Wow, a woman in a pub ad.
    Delzhand wrote: »
    Wait, the bad guys in Shadow Complex were liberals, right? Get the boss from that game to do voiceovers. I wouldn't vote against a liberal Cobra Commander.

    I wanted Nolan North to find out from his "girlfriend" that his dad was responsible for forcing him into attacking that base, and then join Liberal Cobra to kill him. His dad is a dick, forcing his son into a military career.

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