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The [mini-phalla] of Isaac: GAME OVER - VILLAGE VICTORY

NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGEIN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
edited March 2012 in Critical Failures
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Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his MOM watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s MOM heard a voice from above.

“YOUR SON HAS BECOME CORRUPTED BY SIN. HE NEEDS TO BE SAVED!”

“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s MOM replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.

Again, the voice called to her: “ISAAC’S SOUL IS STILL CORRUPT. HE NEEDS TO BE CUT OFF FROM ALL THAT IS EVIL IN THIS WORLD AND CONFESS HIS SINS.”

“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s MOM replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.

One last time, Isaac’s MOM heard the voice of God calling to her. “You’ve done as I’ve asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your devotion to me, I will ask one more thing of you.”

“Yes, Lord, anything!” Isaac’s MOM begged.

“To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be that sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else.”

“Yes Lord,” she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.

Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his MOM burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.


The Rules

This is a mini-phalla based on the game The Binding of Isaac. Knowledge of the game isn’t necessary to play the game. The game is designed for 30 players. All standard phalla rules will be in effect.

Every day, the denizens of the basement will choose someone to offer up to the Devil from their midst, writing their decision in bold red. The vote will always come first, followed by any protective actions, actions with a murderous intent, and all other actions, in that order. Inactivity will be handled with a single warning, followed by removal from the game.

Vote close is at 12 AM PST, or 3 AM EST. This will be the same time any orders need to be sent in by. Clarifications can be asked in Bold Orange. All proboards must be shared with the host, no exceptions.

If you wish to sign up, please do so in Bold Lime.

Sample village pm:

You are _________, one of the denizens of the basement.

VC: Kill Isaac and his cohorts before they kill you.


Player List
1. The_Anonymous - Leech - bombed to death
2. Loxx - Fly - death by tears
3. SLyM - ??? - sacrificed to the Devil
4. Tayrun - replaced by stever777
5. lonelyahava - Pride - death by tears
6. I needed a name to post - Puster - melted by acid
7. Capfalcon
8. corvidae
9. Cythraul - Judas - sacrificed to the Devil
10. Bedlam - Eve - sacrificed to the Devil
11. REG Rysk - The Fallen - became too greedy
12. Langly - MOM - sacrificed to the Devil
13. sportzboytjw
14. jdarksun - Maggot - removed for inactivus
15. Smooth Operator - Cain - laser-related injuries
16. kime - Wrath - Stomped to death
17. Taya - Envy - death by bomb
18. Shalmelo - Isaac - melted by acid
19. Kay - Gluttony - stomped to death
20. tzeentchling - Hopper - melted by acid
21. ObiFett - Mulligan - melted by acid
22. Malkor - Hive -death by tears
23. romanqwerty - Guts - sacrificed to the Devil
24. vertroue - Leaper - sacrificed to the Devil
25. Shabooty - Magdalene - sacrificed to the Devil
26. Daius - Maw - Money-related injuries
27. Assuran
28. Kias
29. Goose! - Baby - removed for inactivus
30. MrTlicious

Reserves

Previous Narrations
Day one results
Day two results
Day three results
Day four results
Day five results
Final Day results

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Making deals with the devil err'y day

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  • LoxxLoxx Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    !signup

    Edit: stupid phone

    Loxx on
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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    BOLD LIME

    Steam Starcraft SLeague of Legends
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  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Ayup.

    Tayrun on
    Wildstar: Kragor, Stormtalon.

    Netrunner online play quickstart guide.

    3DS: 5257-9337-8263
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    that's 9pm down here. I can do this.

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. R: Dragon Whisperer gains flying until end of turn. 1R: Dragon Whisperer gets +1/+0 until end of turn.Registered User regular
    oo a dead cat let's pick this up FUCK

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    3rd person Roguelike Shooter?

    Where do I sign up?

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  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    why not?

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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Signup!

    [Edit] Dammit >.<

    Cythraul on
    MrTLicious wrote:
    I'm done.

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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  • BedlamBedlam Captain King Badlum's Replace Leader of Fort Awesome and the Friend-shipRegistered User regular
    I FOUND PILLS!

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    Signup

    My schedule is finally less crazy, let's celebrate with MURDER.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
  • BedlamBedlam Captain King Badlum's Replace Leader of Fort Awesome and the Friend-shipRegistered User regular
    Anyone not familiar with the source material can play the free demo Here

    The full game is only 5 bucks through steam.

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Sign up

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    It totally blew my mind that limegreen and lime aren't the same.

    Wildstar: Kragor, Stormtalon.

    Netrunner online play quickstart guide.

    3DS: 5257-9337-8263
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  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    NO WIRE HANGERS!

    Honesty, Integrity, Handshakefulness
    _____________________________________________
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Oh me me me!

    Although I have to grudge you, Nirya, 'cause I was totally planning on starting my own mini today-ish.

    (Just kidding, <3 <3)

    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Stream - Offline
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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  • TayaTaya Happy ___ Day Registered User regular
    I need something to do during March Break.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Been playing the hell out of this game for the past month, so I guess my brother Bobby and I HAVE to !signup

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
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  • KayKay What we need... Is a little bit of PANIC.Registered User regular
    !Maybe I'll survive long enough in this one to get a bent coat-hanger.

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    3DS FCode: 1993-7512-8991
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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Dr. Doctor Oakland, CARegistered User regular
    This concept sounds creepy as hell. Sign up.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Who are the bad guys, those of you that have played the game?

    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Stream - Offline
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Who are the bad guys, those of you that have played the game?

    Not sure which route the host will choose to go, but the big boss to defeat is Mom. Some of the other level bosses are:

    The Duke of Flies
    Monstro,
    Gemini,
    Peep,
    Larry Jr,
    and some more that I'm blanking on.

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
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  • BedlamBedlam Captain King Badlum's Replace Leader of Fort Awesome and the Friend-shipRegistered User regular
    shalmelo wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Who are the bad guys, those of you that have played the game?

    Not sure which route the host will choose to go, but the big boss to defeat is Mom. Some of the other level bosses are:

    The Duke of Flies
    Monstro,
    Gemini,
    Peep,
    Larry Jr,
    and some more that I'm blanking on.
    Also the seven sins are personified as mid-bosses.

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  • NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGE IN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
    10 spots still available.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Quickly quickly sign up! Let's start today!

    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Stream - Offline
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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  • BedlamBedlam Captain King Badlum's Replace Leader of Fort Awesome and the Friend-shipRegistered User regular
    You could try summoning people. Like whatever happened to @Arivia or @Wildcat or that one guy with the face

    ...

    oh yeah, @facetious

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    I am a phalla newbie. So be gentle.

    Sign up

    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny)
    Other Games - Hearthstone / Heroes of the Storm / Diablo 3
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I am a phalla newbie. So be gentle.

    Sign up

    Rule #1: Always trust kime

    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Stream - Offline
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Malkor

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    I can handle this

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  • NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGE IN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
    If we get enough signups we can start tonight, otherwise we'll delay it one more day.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I am a phalla newbie. So be gentle.

    Sign up

    Rule #1: Always trust kime

    Rule #1.2: never trust kime

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I am a phalla newbie. So be gentle.

    Sign up

    Rule #1: Always trust kime

    Rule #1.2: never trust kime

    Got it!

    SWTOR Main - Novah (Shadowlands)
    Xbox Live - ObiFett (Destiny)
    Other Games - Hearthstone / Heroes of the Storm / Diablo 3
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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    ! yayayayay Signme up!!

    Blood and Fire
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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    two phalla at the same time?

    okay!

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    !No I'm Isaac

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  • BedlamBedlam Captain King Badlum's Replace Leader of Fort Awesome and the Friend-shipRegistered User regular
    Cain is better anyway. Though I should try Isaac again since I finally learned how to use the d6 properly.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    DAIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!


    *parties*

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Cain is better anyway. Though I should try Isaac again since I finally learned how to use the d6 properly.

    My only win so far is with Maggy, actually. That Yum Heart is just way too useful.

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
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