[Battlefield 3] LOCK PLEASE

Daemonion

stfuad wrote: »

A month after BF3 was released on PC it was 50% off through Origin... So anyone who bought it when it came out got shafted...

I don't personally consider $30 "shafted," by any means. $60 is still a great value for me, considering how much I enjoy the product and how many hours I'll spend playing it.

0Replace4Displace

Well, I figured out why the Raffica just fucks people in the butts now.

It does do 25 damage. At 900 RPM. At less recoil than the semi-autos. And it has a semi-auto mode. And the largest magazine of any handgun.

fuck

TwistedJester

What do the rest of you guys roll with as your tank secondary these days? I used to equip canister shot all the time but it seems like it go nerfed pretty hard in the patch.

0Replace4Displace

Canisters were not changed in the patch. Still the secondary of choice.

NailbunnyPD

Yeah, canisters are great for killing mans, since standard shells always seem to be just far enough to damage but not kill (unless a tank shoots at me.)

Fairchild

I use the HMG as my secondary.

So, what's this Ammo Box hack I've seen a couple times now, where some loser gets on a server and then kills the entire opposing team with his Ammo Box ?

Archsorcerer

Dang.

0Replace4Displace

Fairchild wrote: »

I use the HMG as my secondary.

So, what's this Ammo Box hack I've seen a couple times now, where some loser gets on a server and then kills the entire opposing team with his Ammo Box ?

Just a standard hack, nothing involving the ammo box. They think it's funny to use a non-weapon.

0Replace4Displace

Oh sweet merciful Thor

Birgirpall's sound effects in his new video have me in stitches.

onesixty2

I usually run guided shell for tank. Always run with two RL friends, and if we decide to run tank we always have a third seat.

Sniping helicopters / cocky jets is just too awesome.

MayGodHaveMercy

Thanks dudes for hopping on with me last night. Had some good games. I'm starting to get the hang of this game, finally. Really enjoying the AEK, and the F2000. A lot. Still hate really good helicopter pilots, and not having a Jav/Soflam.

onesixty2

was running across the bridge on Gulf of Oman, and a jeep was barreling towards me. three shots later, the driver and gunner both got to watch me take their jeep.

i love the sks so much <3

0Replace4Displace

MayGodHaveMercy wrote: »

Thanks dudes for hopping on with me last night. Had some good games. I'm starting to get the hang of this game, finally. Really enjoying the AEK, and the F2000. A lot. Still hate really good helicopter pilots, and not having a Jav/Soflam.

Hey Mercy, if you ever want to see weapon statistics and shit to see what weapons are going to behave in what ways and why, go to this site.

wakkawa

It's pretty awesome how much stuff DICE tried to fix but just didn't. The server I was on last night was just so bad. Everyone was mav boosting on the building above A on Karkand and people rockin the MASS.

Busted out the MAV to do some roadkills and was able to MVP the round with it. It's even easier to run people over with the mav now seeing as how ammo boxes never disappear.

MayGodHaveMercy

Scat, remember when I shot the pilot out of that little bird, and then you proceeded to rack up a ridiculous number of kills with it?

That was awesome.

Mulletude

I was having a "getting angry at videogames" kind of night last night. I am going to pull Metro Rush out of the rotation. Tempted to just go back to straight CQ. TDM is fucking boring and stupid. And I think I may add a server message that says "No MASS Dart or main spawn camping if you don't hold all flags". Booted a dicklick chopper pilot for doing just that.

JebusUD

Mulletude wrote: »

I was having a "getting angry at videogames" kind of night last night. I am going to pull Metro Rush out of the rotation. Tempted to just go back to straight CQ. TDM is fucking boring and stupid. And I think I may add a server message that says "No MASS Dart or main spawn camping if you jdon't hold all flags". Booted a dicklick chopper pilot for doing just that.

I told everyone what would happen if they started doing the mass dart. 46 and 8 later everyone agrees to stop.

I like the tdm map we have. I dont know if I like the rush though. Maybe we should ask the regs what they want.

emp123

I just report everyone who MASS/Darts me with a heavy barrel.


Also, Birgirpall is bad for time management.

JebusUD

Dont put anything about the mass glitch in the message. That will probably just have more people doing it then. Id try to kill it by not talking about it unless it becomes a problem.

Archsorcerer

Replace Rush Metro with Rush Damavand.

Maybe add Bazaar instead of Conquest Metro.

Mulletude

JebusUD wrote: »

Mulletude wrote: »

I was having a "getting angry at videogames" kind of night last night. I am going to pull Metro Rush out of the rotation. Tempted to just go back to straight CQ. TDM is fucking boring and stupid. And I think I may add a server message that says "No MASS Dart or main spawn camping if you jdon't hold all flags". Booted a dicklick chopper pilot for doing just that.

I told everyone what would happen if they started doing the mass dart. 46 and 8 later everyone agrees to stop.

I like the tdm map we have. I dont know if I like the rush though. Maybe we should ask the regs what they want.

I made a pure CQ list for tonight. No firestorm or any of the CQA maps. Included everything else.

Also made Muffin and Gradient Admins for most glorious abuse of power.

And yeah, i'd like to know at least one other TDM map that isn't shit to add. I think maybe CQ with a hint of TDM would be ok. Mixing in 2 rush maps at random just sets me up for major annoyances.

Mulletude

Metro CQ is also not the first map in rotation anymore. I want a map to fuck around on with Helos and Jets if the server is empty, so I set Caspian as the starter map.

Spanish Inquisition

Apparently having a silencer equipped stops your mortar from appearing on the map when firing.
This game has the best weapon attachment coding.

QUICKLY SOMEONE SEE IF HAVING A LASER SIGHT EQUIPPED CAUSES SUPER ACCURACY FOR VEHICLE MACHINE GUNS.

Mr.Sunshine

But who uses mortars and suppressors anymore? And on the Support. That's silly. Its all sorts of silly! Everything is silly.

Spanish Inquisition

This likely means that the attachment code is so stupidly, hilariously bad that there should be new things popping up if it isn't overhauled, so expect more DART situations!

Someone should be fired for being a bad at his job.

Mr.Sunshine

Laser sight + RPG/SMAW = laser guided rpg?

Who knows.

Mulletude

The Dart bug is hilariously bad...Until you get destroyed with it. And than it becomes enraging. Note to all 360 dudebros. No MASS Dart unless we discuss it and are fucking around on an empty server. Otherwise I will team switch you repeatedly until you get pissy and leave.

heckels

C4ing out of a jeep is one of the most fun days of bf3...

Lt Muffin360

Mulletude wrote: »

JebusUD wrote: »

Mulletude wrote: »

I was having a "getting angry at videogames" kind of night last night. I am going to pull Metro Rush out of the rotation. Tempted to just go back to straight CQ. TDM is fucking boring and stupid. And I think I may add a server message that says "No MASS Dart or main spawn camping if you jdon't hold all flags". Booted a dicklick chopper pilot for doing just that.

I told everyone what would happen if they started doing the mass dart. 46 and 8 later everyone agrees to stop.

I like the tdm map we have. I dont know if I like the rush though. Maybe we should ask the regs what they want.

I made a pure CQ list for tonight. No firestorm or any of the CQA maps. Included everything else.

Also made Muffin and Gradient Admins for most glorious abuse of power.

And yeah, i'd like to know at least one other TDM map that isn't shit to add. I think maybe CQ with a hint of TDM would be ok. Mixing in 2 rush maps at random just sets me up for major annoyances.

I'm back! Haha.

Sorry about leaving you guys last night. My internet took a dump on me and I was too lazy to fix it and just watched playoff hockey. You know, I live in Minnesota, so it sort of comes with the territory.

Hoping to be on tonight for the slaughter of pixel people.

Mulletude

Awe shit. More of you northerners. You and Mink and his whole crew of dirty almost canadians.

MayGodHaveMercy

CALL TO ARMS.

Seriously, PC Bros, ASSEMBLE.

furlion

Mulletude wrote: »

The Dart bug is hilariously bad...Until you get destroyed with it. And than it becomes enraging. Note to all 360 dudebros. No MASS Dart unless we discuss it and are fucking around on an empty server. Otherwise I will team switch you repeatedly until you get pissy and leave.

Is that the bug where it does damage based on the gun it is equipped with?

Mulletude

Yep. Put it on a G3A3 with heavy barrel and enjoy one shotting people from anywhere.

Angry Weasel

Mulletude wrote: »

Yep. Put it on a G3A3 with heavy barrel and enjoy one shotting people from anywhere.

Well guess who is getting back online tonight. I would assume it works on PC as well? If so, then HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Satsumomo

Haha no wonder, the first gun I tried the MASS bug was actually the G3. It felt extremely broken.

onesixty2

0Replace4Displace wrote: »

Oh sweet merciful Thor

Birgirpall's sound effects in his new video have me in stitches.

360 SUICIDE

Custom Special

Calling all 360 players, add me so I can shoot people with you and you can tell me how to be less bad! I'm F4ll0ut Wolfoid (that's a zero in fallout) on XBL. Downloading so many updates...

0Replace4Displace

MERCY YOU SHOULD GET ON JUST SAYIN'

JebusUD

Mulletude wrote: »

JebusUD wrote: »

Mulletude wrote: »

I was having a "getting angry at videogames" kind of night last night. I am going to pull Metro Rush out of the rotation. Tempted to just go back to straight CQ. TDM is fucking boring and stupid. And I think I may add a server message that says "No MASS Dart or main spawn camping if you jdon't hold all flags". Booted a dicklick chopper pilot for doing just that.

I told everyone what would happen if they started doing the mass dart. 46 and 8 later everyone agrees to stop.

I like the tdm map we have. I dont know if I like the rush though. Maybe we should ask the regs what they want.

I made a pure CQ list for tonight. No firestorm or any of the CQA maps. Included everything else.

Also made Muffin and Gradient Admins for most glorious abuse of power.

And yeah, i'd like to know at least one other TDM map that isn't shit to add. I think maybe CQ with a hint of TDM would be ok. Mixing in 2 rush maps at random just sets me up for major annoyances.

Firestorm is a decent tdm. Probably keep from making any more admins though so it doesnt become a big cluster bang.

Custom special add me. WonderMink

MayGodHaveMercy

Idle more, Mumblers.