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. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
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Need help with the final joke for my best man's speech
I'm all done with the thing, delivering it at my brother's wedding on Saturday, but I can't quite finish off the last line. The whole thing's basically about how the number of head injuries he received as a child, and I want to close with a remark about how he was raised in a family that treated him quite roughly, so I've got
So, to the three of you, if at any point he starts acting weird, forgetting plans he’s made or remembering things that just didn’t happen, it’s probably down to the family that raised him like a crash test dummy.
Except I really hate
'crash test dummy'. It's just not funny enough, and I feel like I need something quicker like 'raised him with all the care and attention of a monster truck' or 'normally afforded a pinball', but I've gone completely blank over how to say it. Does anyone have a good analogy I can use?