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Brazilian Jiu-[Chat]su

OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
edited March 2012 in Debate and/or Discourse
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This is, like, my favorite thing in the world!

Brazilian jiu-jitsu (Portuguese pronunciation: [ʒɪwˈʒitsu], English: /dʒuːˈdʒɪtsuː/) (BJJ) is a martial art, combat sport, and a self defense system that focuses on grappling and especially ground fighting. The art was derived from the Japanese martial art of Kodokan judo (which itself is derived from Japanese Jujutsu) in the early 20th century.[1][2]

It teaches that a smaller, weaker person can successfully defend against a bigger, stronger assailant by using leverage and proper technique – most notably by applying joint-locks and chokeholds to defeat the other person. BJJ training can be used for sport grappling tournaments (gi and no-gi) and mixed martial arts (MMA) competition or self defense.[3] Sparring (commonly referred to as "rolling") and live drilling play a major role in training, and a premium is placed on performance, especially in competition, in relation to progress and ascension through its ranking system.

Basically you make sure someone falls on the ground, and then you use your body to bend, compress, or extend parts of their body until they lose consciousness or go 'ouch ouch ouch ahhh seriously man that's fucked up please stop'. It's great!

Here are some of my favorite grapplers:

Marcelo Garcia

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Bill Cooper

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Rousimar Palhares

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I've been doing BJJ for about 13 years now. I've been doing it 'seriously' for about 9 years. I'm a purple belt because I'm lazy and terrible, and I care more about eating cheesecake and receiving blowjobs than strangling people. But I still love it; it's the best! Seriously, you should try it. It allows you to put in a whole lot of effort and intensity without quite as many injuries (or overall body stressors) as some of the typical striking arts. It gets you in amazing shape. It has practical uses for self-defense- and if that's not your thing, it's a very popular competitive sport.

Along with big butts and skilled drug muling, this is all the Brazilians are good for. But they're really good at it.

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    i am the best at bjj

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    sometimes i like a guy to wrap his legs around my neck and pull my head down to apply leverage- and then as i lose consciousness i shove his dick down my throat and go to town on it until we spasm together and my throat involuntarily seizes as i pass out

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    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote:
    You guys, tomorrow is my dog's birthday!

    What should I make her?

    Less annoying.

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    i always felt too pressured the times ive needed to make chats and theyve been bad

    this chat is good

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    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

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    I took like 9 months of BJJ over 10 years ago. basically i learned enough to slow down someone as they try to strangle me and/or break one of my limbs.

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  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    bitch just last week i got punched in the face in a very violent game of soccer between me and 21 mexicans

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    bitch just last week i got punched in the face in a very violent game of soccer between me and 21 mexicans

    i ain't scurred

    i will punch your carotid artery with my thighs

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    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    Have you ever visited the weightlifting thread in SE++? :P

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  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    bitch just last week i got punched in the face in a very violent game of soccer between me and 21 mexicans

    i ain't scurred

    i will punch your carotid artery with my thighs

    i'm assuming, given your current state, you mean fried chicken thighs?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    Have you ever visited the weightlifting thread in SE++? :P

    yes, they are better people than all of y'all!

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  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    I had class yesterday.

    Anthrax shots make doing things hard.

    BJJ is like almost as good as BJ, but not really. See, it's like golf, you want the lower score.

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    Podly wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    bitch just last week i got punched in the face in a very violent game of soccer between me and 21 mexicans

    i ain't scurred

    i will punch your carotid artery with my thighs

    i'm assuming, given your current state, you mean fried chicken thighs?

    i deep fry my hands before biting my fingernails

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    uhh

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    [chat], let's all take a moment to talk about my dick.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    [chat], let's all take a moment to talk about my dick.

    It's average.

    Maybe slightly below average.

    just fuck really skinny girls. it'll look bigger like an optical illusion.

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