why are you fat SE++

T4CT

I can't get fat

Tonkka

PiptheFair

Wiet wrote: »

I am 6'1 and 180 lbs if I converted it right? I don't really want to lose weight as much as I want to turn my fat into something better.

gold?

alchemy is bullshit man

god

get with the program

PiptheFair

Liiya wrote: »

My boss weights literally twice as much as me, I found this out the other day.

Maybe even three times. I was all "wow".

what if she is actually 3 of you from alternate timelines combined together in some horrible science accident

Artreus

Flay wrote: »

150 is about where I'm at right now (also 6'1"), but I was around 120 for a while in hospital.

Gaining 20 pounds on nothing but hospital food is not something I recommend.

Man what? I was 112 at 6 feet when I was hospitalized and I gained 20 pounds the one week I was there and it was great. They fed me so much food. It was just really expensive

skettios

I've always been a larger lady.
If you've seen my family, it's not really surprising. I'm actually the skinniest of that bunch.
Currently, I'm at the lightest I've been since... pre-puberty? Still on the chubby side, but I don't mind too much. Suppose if I put my mind to it, I could lose 5-10 more, but not sure I feel like giving up baked goods or alcohol or my precious free time to do so.

skettios

godmode wrote: »

6', 230lb. I'm really unhappy with how I look, but I'm also really lazy. Just need to stop being dumb and get back on the Insanity program I spent so much money on.

I have decided these last 11 cigarettes will be it, then I'll restart when they're gone. Breathing is going to be a bitch all over again at the start.

Oh, just realized Monday will be perfect to start again. That's it! Gonna start keeping up with Fitocracy again too. Maybe this summer I won't feel gross taking off my shirt at the beach.

You have a doggy now! Jogging buddy!

Tonkka

One of these days I'll finally buy a scale.

Then I can find out exactly how fat I am.

Artreus

skettios wrote: »

I've always been a larger lady.
If you've seen my family, it's not really surprising. I'm actually the skinniest of that bunch.
Currently, I'm at the lightest I've been since... pre-puberty? Still on the chubby side, but I don't mind too much. Suppose if I put my mind to it, I could lose 5-10 more, but not sure I feel like giving up baked goods or alcohol or my precious free time to do so.

Find an exercise that you find fun. Then it won't be a chore anymore. It is what I did

Tonkka

Yeah.

Listen to the pig.

Dead Legend

6'1" 242, feel fucking great.

Found out I can deadlift twice my bodyweight two weeks ago, want to be able to deadlift triple my body weight.

Raijin Quickfoot

PiptheFair wrote: »

Wiet wrote: »

I am 6'1 and 180 lbs if I converted it right? I don't really want to lose weight as much as I want to turn my fat into something better.

gold?

alchemy is bullshit man

god

get with the program

What the hell am I supposed to do with this sack full of Philosopher's Stones then?

Keith

Defeat Voldemort

Artreus

Tonkka wrote: »

Yeah.

Listen to the pig.

I'm lean pork

Vic

I am fat because I learned the secret to good simple pasta.

Boil spaghetti.
Roughly chop your choice of aromatic vegetables such as garlic, red onion, olives (kalamata in particular), chilli peppers and sun-dried tomatoes.
Quickly fry the vegetables in lots of olive oil, pour in the pasta, cover in grated parmesan cheese.

I could eat this dish with very slight variations for a month and not get sick of it.

Artreus

Add chopped bacon

Edit: not in an Internet "hurr bacon is the only food group you need/put it in everything" kind of way but spaghetti with veggies, bacon and Parmesan cheese is my favorite

#pipe

spaghetti aglio olio is as cheap, easy, quick and delicious as pasta gets

The Lovely Bastard

I am fat because I am gonna die later and gonna have fun now

Instant gratification forever

godmode

skettios wrote: »

godmode wrote: »

6', 230lb. I'm really unhappy with how I look, but I'm also really lazy. Just need to stop being dumb and get back on the Insanity program I spent so much money on.

I have decided these last 11 cigarettes will be it, then I'll restart when they're gone. Breathing is going to be a bitch all over again at the start.

Oh, just realized Monday will be perfect to start again. That's it! Gonna start keeping up with Fitocracy again too. Maybe this summer I won't feel gross taking off my shirt at the beach.

You have a doggy now! Jogging buddy!

That is my plan eventually! But I've heard you can't run with dogs for long when they're puppies or their joints will get fucked up. Plus, she needs to learn to obey me better while we're walking before I can have her running with me.

Graves

I am not fat but I am hungry

Artreus

This is not a dig at you tlb, but someone said something like that to me a little while ago when I said I was trying to not drink soda. Like.. "life wouldn't be fun without some vices"

Well... I'm fucked up enough in general that my fitness level is one of the main things I got goin for me. I would not be able to deal with being fat/not being able to breathe on top of everything else

The Lovely Bastard

art I literally live for instant gratification and do not care about the consequences of anything I do ever

also I got literally nothing to lose and money can, in fact, buy you anything you could want or need

hookers, booze, shit food, and movies are all I need and want

I ain't making no mark on society, just gonna opine and write and maybe people will see it

if not, oh well, get drunk do it again

Uriel

I wash mahself with a rag ona stick.

Artreus

Yeah what works for you works for you. I was just sayin it reminded me of a thing

Graves

I just drank a whoel bunch of Henny and Kool Aid (don't) and I kind of want McDonalds. Should I try to walk thru the drive thru or what are ya'll's predictions on that whole thing.

Uriel

Don't walk through the drive thru.

The Lovely Bastard

walk it graves

if they say no

play the race card

Tonkka

Yeah they won't serve you.

Graves

I mean, I feel like I could easily reason that "Hey senor, i have been drinking mucho and I know this is a DRIVE thru but I am past the legal limit to drive, so I figured it would be a better idea if I just walked over here to get some munchies thank you" but I know in my brain that they are stupid

Uriel

They wont service you.

Graves

Well do any of you guys wanna go on a mickey deez run?

Darmak

Uriel wrote: »

They wont service you.

I'll service anyone

The Geebs That Is A Pony

i'm fat because I drive to chicago for deep dish pizza

satansfingers

http://www.theonion.com/articles/still-some-nutella-left-in-jar-reports-depression,27635/

a little too real

Oden

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

art I literally live for instant gratification and do not care about the consequences of anything I do ever

also I got literally nothing to lose and money can, in fact, buy you anything you could want or need

hookers, booze, shit food, and movies are all I need and want

I ain't making no mark on society, just gonna opine and write and maybe people will see it

if not, oh well, get drunk do it again

are you familiar with novel money by martin amis

The Lovely Bastard

no should I be

Blake T

At one stage I was 165 and 6footsix.

Now I weigh more.

Blake T

Vic wrote: »

I am fat because I learned the secret to good simple pasta.

Boil spaghetti.
Roughly chop your choice of aromatic vegetables such as garlic, red onion, olives (kalamata in particular), chilli peppers and sun-dried tomatoes.
Quickly fry the vegetables in lots of olive oil, pour in the pasta, cover in grated parmesan cheese.

I could eat this dish with very slight variations for a month and not get sick of it.

Anchovies and capers.

You are missing out.

Oden

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

no should I be

I think you would like it, the main character is you

The Lovely Bastard

wait a minute

do i die horribly in the end of this book

it's subtitled "a suicide note" after all

oden are you wishing ill upon me