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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Someone play mass effect with meh

    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I need to get used to typing on the iPad but other than that, this is an amazing web browsing machine.

    Bluetooth keyboard.

    Why? It kind of defeats the purpose of having a portable device if you have to lug around an extra keyboard that you can only use while sitting.

    Yeah, a keyboard totally defeats the purpose. I'm already getting a lot faster and making fewer mistakes and it's only been about a half hour. I'll be fine.

    i'll defeat your purpose.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I'd rather watch Snooki get fisted by a guido.

    Well, who wouldn't?

    I should have put this in the proper context.

    Snooki repulses me.

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    So what is everyone doing on this Friday night?

    I am lining up the Middle-English and Modern-English versions of a play.

    Trying to maintain strength to donate things tomorrow, do my hair and mail my ex back the t-shirts he gave me but now wants back because we're not getting back together.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I'm getting used to typing on this. Using the split keyboard is weird though. So far preferring the full in lamdscape. Though split in portrait isn't bad.

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I need to get used to typing on the iPad but other than that, this is an amazing web browsing machine.

    Bluetooth keyboard.

    Why? It kind of defeats the purpose of having a portable device if you have to lug around an extra keyboard that you can only use while sitting.

    Yeah, a keyboard totally defeats the purpose. I'm already getting a lot faster and making fewer mistakes and it's only been about a half hour. I'll be fine.

    Especially if you're a touch typist. I do have a recurring problem on my Xoom where I keep missing the 'a' key and suddenly I'm typing symbols and gibberish.

    工事中
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    TACTILE FEEDBACK IS CIVILIZATION PEOPLE STOP PROMOTING THE IDEA OF TYPING ON FLAT NON RESPONSIVE SURFACES

    Ludious on
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    i just strained a cocktail with my hand

    a true sign of greatness

    This is why I always tip/compliment the bartender.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    I need to get used to typing on the iPad but other than that, this is an amazing web browsing machine.

    Bluetooth keyboard.

    Why? It kind of defeats the purpose of having a portable device if you have to lug around an extra keyboard that you can only use while sitting.

    Yeah, a keyboard totally defeats the purpose. I'm already getting a lot faster and making fewer mistakes and it's only been about a half hour. I'll be fine.

    Especially if you're a touch typist. I do have a recurring problem on my Xoom where I keep missing the 'a' key and suddenly I'm typing symbols and gibberish.

    What type of typist typically touch-types?

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I have tried the iPad keyboard in landscape and I could touch-type with it almost immediately. It's actually really nice.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    TACTILE FEEDBACK IS CIVILIZATION PEOPLE STOP PROMOTING THE IDEA OF TYPING ON FLAT NON RESPONSIVE SURFACES

    iBaldur's Gate is going to kick ass.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I basically just keep porn on my iPad.

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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    TACTILE FEEDBACK IS CIVILIZATION PEOPLE STOP PROMOTING THE IDEA OF TYPING ON FLAT NON RESPONSIVE SURFACES

    iBaldur's Gate is going to kick ass.
    Actually that turned out to be a PC thing fella

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    I'm getting used to typing on this. Using the split keyboard is weird though. So far preferring the full in lamdscape. Though split in portrait isn't bad.

    I love how I had no idea what you were talking about re: split keyboard, but as soon as I read it, I tried tearing the onscreen keyboard in half and would you look at that! You can use it like a gigantic gameboy!

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I've been reading wikitravel on my iPad to learn more about the places in Japan I'm going. Man I'm going to Japan really soon. I'm being really last minute about this. And I have a big job interview next week to prep for.

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    So what is everyone doing on this Friday night?

    I am lining up the Middle-English and Modern-English versions of a play.

    Helping my mom with her new laptop. And being worried about stupid shit.

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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
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    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I'd rather watch Snooki get fisted by a guido.

    Well, who wouldn't?

    I should have put this in the proper context.

    Snooki repulses me.

    You realize she'll soon be a mother, yes?

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I'm getting used to typing on this. Using the split keyboard is weird though. So far preferring the full in lamdscape. Though split in portrait isn't bad.

    I love how I had no idea what you were talking about re: split keyboard, but as soon as I read it, I tried tearing the onscreen keyboard in half and would you look at that! You can use it like a gigantic gameboy!


    Isn't it cool design? Funnnnn.

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    TACTILE FEEDBACK IS CIVILIZATION PEOPLE STOP PROMOTING THE IDEA OF TYPING ON FLAT NON RESPONSIVE SURFACES

    iBaldur's Gate is going to kick ass.
    Actually that turned out to be a PC thing fella

    I actually don't give a shit. I just find your anti-Applism kind of irritating. No offense. By which I mean please take offense.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    @Nova_C @Mim @Winky @Mazzyx @Captain Carrot @Elldren @simonwolf

    and also anyone else I forgot: interested in some Civ5 this evening?

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I'd rather watch Snooki get fisted by a guido.

    Well, who wouldn't?

    I should have put this in the proper context.

    Snooki repulses me.

    You realize she'll soon be a mother, yes?

    So? Mothers can be repulsive.

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  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    The misogyny thread is really annoying me. I usually lose perspective and get angry in these situations, so I wanna ask advice - when someone says things you think are ridiculous, and then ignores every answer you or others give them and continues posting as if you haven't posted at all, what do you do? Just put them on ignore? Give up talking to them? Go outside, get some fresh air, and stop arguing on the internet?

    I am never sure.

    Neal Stephenson wrote:
    It was, of course, nothing more than sexism, the especially virulent type espoused by male techies who sincerely believe that they are too smart to be sexists.
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    busy watching bball

  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I'd rather watch Snooki get fisted by a guido.

    Well, who wouldn't?

    I should have put this in the proper context.

    Snooki repulses me.

    You realize she'll soon be a mother, yes?

    Isn't her due date shortly before the end of 2012?

    工事中
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Disclosure: I only know that because of an image someone posted on Facebook making witty remarks in regards to the Mayan calendar.

    工事中
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I'd rather watch Snooki get fisted by a guido.

    Well, who wouldn't?

    I should have put this in the proper context.

    Snooki repulses me.

    You realize she'll soon be a mother, yes?

    So? Mothers can be repulsive.

    Not new mothers. I hear there's a disarming glow about them as they breastfeed a newborn.

    Hopefully that newborn won't swallow one of her nipple rings.

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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    TACTILE FEEDBACK IS CIVILIZATION PEOPLE STOP PROMOTING THE IDEA OF TYPING ON FLAT NON RESPONSIVE SURFACES

    iBaldur's Gate is going to kick ass.
    Actually that turned out to be a PC thing fella

    I actually don't give a shit. I just find your anti-Applism kind of irritating. No offense. By which I mean please take offense.

    the quote that promoted this nastiness from you is about my disdain for touchscreen keyboards which I hate just as much on Android. You're reaching Drez.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    The misogyny thread is really annoying me. I usually lose perspective and get angry in these situations, so I wanna ask advice - when someone says things you think are ridiculous, and then ignores every answer you or others give them and continues posting as if you haven't posted at all, what do you do? Just put them on ignore? Give up talking to them? Go outside, get some fresh air, and stop arguing on the internet?

    I am never sure.

    Do what I do: Allow the rage to carry you. Close your eyes. Let it wash over you. Let it flow into your extremities - your toes, your feet, your hands, but mostly your fingers. Feel the heat behind your eyes. Then put your fingers down on your keyboard. Later, get infracted.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    The misogyny thread is really annoying me. I usually lose perspective and get angry in these situations, so I wanna ask advice - when someone says things you think are ridiculous, and then ignores every answer you or others give them and continues posting as if you haven't posted at all, what do you do? Just put them on ignore? Give up talking to them? Go outside, get some fresh air, and stop arguing on the internet?

    I am never sure.

    I'm trying to figure out what song they're talking about, without having to go back a page.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    what is a cuba libre with spiced rum instead of white rum.

    and lemon instead of lime.

    also cherry coke instead of coke.

    theseus. where are you?

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Disclosure: I only know that because of an image someone posted on Facebook making witty remarks in regards to the Mayan calendar.

    One way or another, Mayan calendar end of the world 2012 predictions are gonna end this year.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular


    Why would we assume the mother is a killjoy?

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    The misogyny thread is really annoying me. I usually lose perspective and get angry in these situations, so I wanna ask advice - when someone says things you think are ridiculous, and then ignores every answer you or others give them and continues posting as if you haven't posted at all, what do you do? Just put them on ignore? Give up talking to them? Go outside, get some fresh air, and stop arguing on the internet?

    I am never sure.

    Do what I do: Allow the rage to carry you. Close your eyes. Let it wash over you. Let it flow into your extremities - your toes, your feet, your hands, but mostly your fingers. Feel the heat behind your eyes. Then put your fingers down on your keyboard. Later, get infracted.

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    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I'd rather watch Snooki get fisted by a guido.

    Well, who wouldn't?

    I should have put this in the proper context.

    Snooki repulses me.

    You realize she'll soon be a mother, yes?

    What Snooki's kid could look like
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Dunno em. Why is the dad/husband always the hapless dunce? Because advertising and popular media is terrible

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    As a trained sexual assault advisor,


    what

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I mean, do you train people on how to properly sexually assault people? What?

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Disclosure: I only know that because of an image someone posted on Facebook making witty remarks in regards to the Mayan calendar.

    One way or another, Mayan calendar end of the world 2012 predictions are gonna end this year.

    Some Mayan priest will have a press release stating that calculations were off, and the world will end next year.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Disclosure: I only know that because of an image someone posted on Facebook making witty remarks in regards to the Mayan calendar.

    One way or another, Mayan calendar end of the world 2012 predictions are gonna end this year.

    Unless they suddenly backpedal and say that they're still right, we're just reached pre-apocalypse and the world will end soon!

    工事中
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    As a trained sexual assault advisor,


    what

    That'd be an interesting booth at a job fair.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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