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[Phalla] Game Over! Way to go killer p.50 The Unfortunate Voyage of the Harbinger

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Dear mafia: this space-cop is almost certainly just one more voyage from retirement or some such, please have some compassion and let me live!

    Ah, but the real question is: how old are you?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2012
    Based on the level of signups

    Day 1 will start at Monday, March 26 at 12:01 AM

    Day 1 will end on Monday, March 26 at 10:00 PM Central
    Special Powers must be PM'd by 9:00 PM Central

    I'll try and put up some lore bits Saturday and Sunday to keep you occupied.

    And remember: I have designed the game to allow for extras in five bit chunks. So if we get 11 reserves, I'll add 10 people to the game and have 1 reserve. This only applies to before the start of the game, obviously.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Retaba wrote: »
    If they do, it means you've been on the take!

    ...

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    Egos wrote: »
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Dear mafia: this space-cop is almost certainly just one more voyage from retirement or some such, please have some compassion and let me live!

    Rule 1: Don't trust space cops

    No no.

    You are thinking of time cops.

    Gaslight on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2012
    Years before, at the start of the mission, you received the following message.
    Welcome to the Harbinger!

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    I am the mainframe, Daedalus, constructed by the joint venture of the Dycon Corporation, the United Federation, and the Tri-System Commonwealth to make your journey a safe and pleasant one.

    Our mission will last 3 Years and will take us to many scouted planets that have not yet been researched. We will be determining viability for colonization as well as conducting medical, biological, gravitational, and applied computer science research which will bring mankind to a new age of prosperity!

    As with all Dycon research missions, we will carry a cadre of United Federation munitions and Marines in case of Xenobiological encounters of either the feral or sentient kind.

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  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Dear mafia: this space-cop is almost certainly just one more voyage from retirement or some such, please have some compassion and let me live!

    Attention passengers! Right before we arrive at our destination, we will have a party celebrating all the wonderful years of service that peter rogers (gaslight) has given us! Come salute one of our special members up in the 10forward lounge at his special retirement party/funeral!

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    You could at least have scheduled that for when I was off duty so I could drink at my own party.

    OK seriously guys, I am probably not going to be able to do a lot of RP in this phalla. Been years since I did any kind of forum RP even if I had the time. Not sure how much is expected based on the abortive first attempt at this game, but I just want to say that up front in case most people are RPing a lot and I'm not and someone decides to read something into that either way.

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  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    Wally Walters will NOT fix the computer of anyone who does not RP.

    If you can't figure out how to adjust the font size in Internet Explorer 23, you are just hosed. Hosed.

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  • TayaTaya Happy ___ Day Registered User regular
    Egos and I will also be conducting some experiments. Musical experiments!

    We will be inventing some new genres during the trip. Bear with us.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Gaslight, as the other cop/guard on the ship we have only two ways we can RP this.

    Good Cop - Bad Cop

    OR

    Riggs - Murtaugh


    You choose.

    edit: or anything else, really. I just really like the idea of one of us yelling and being mean all the time and the other trying to soften everyone up. Also, Riggs and Murtaugh would be pretty hilarious.

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Taya wrote: »
    Egos and I will also be conducting some experiments. Musical experiments!

    We will be inventing some new genres during the trip. Bear with us.

    I will bribe Gaslight to have you both arrested for crimes against my ears.

    At least until someone screws up and releases some hideous science monster, than we get martial law.

    Retaba on
  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular

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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    I am very much open to bribery in order to swing the evening news in your favour. Bribery can come in many forms.

    Like space snacks.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Figgy wrote: »
    I am very much open to bribery in order to swing the evening news in your favour. Bribery can come in many forms.

    Like space snacks.

    You will report the news in the manner that I damn well see fit. Did I get this fucking chair for nothing?!

    Ugh. Talent...

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  • I needed a name to post.I needed a name to post. seeing exactly how things really areRegistered User regular
    guys i know you joke but please don't open the cages

    Posted from my DyPhone

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Attention crewmembers:

    Please stop screwing around with the artificial gravity in your rooms. The janitor is tired of cleaning the inevitable mess this causes.

    If you want to arrange for the gravity to be adjusted for recreational purposes, please speak with the entertainment department.

    Thank you.

    Cythraul on
    MrTLicious wrote:
    I'm done.

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    Come to Akimbo's Love Shack!

    Where we turn off the gravity so you can experience the rapture of zero-g orgasms! You've never felt anything like it.

    Choose from our list of services.

    Marriages (to me), sexy times, BDSM, tickling, X-TREME tickling, flower arrangement, nap time, and "nap time".

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Anyone have any spacerocks for me?

    I desire spacerocks.

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  • Shiny New ToysShiny New Toys Registered User regular
    Akimbo - how I am supposed to compete with that?

    Engineering disabled my gravity controller after that unfortunate incident with the jello.

  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    Akimbo, I just laughed so hard, I had to awesome your post. Consider your sexy self awesome.

  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    To: The command Staff
    Re: Supply levels

    Look guys, I know that we had that whole screw fiasco on our last trip, and I don't really want to relive that experience, what with the marines confiscating my supplies, the xenobiologists still refusing to talk to me over the Xenobites campaign, and our former chef, @Kime still AWOL, so I just wanted to make sure the Command Staff was aware that my stocks are 100% in compliance with standard Dycon Corporation regulations.

    With that said, I'll remind you that as Quartermaster, I can "manufacture" scarcity issues, should we need to raise revenue. Just saying.

    Thanks,

    Assuran

    PS: There is absolutely no truth to the rumors that I sold items explicitly banned from the voyage (recreational substances, unlicensed handguns, and black market electronics) for a 100% markup. None. At all. Really.

    Assuran on
  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    I am the best space cop

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Assuran, do you really want our rifles to NOT have armor piercing capability? I mean yes, there is always the risk of us puncturing the ship's hull and causing a decompression, but we'll be perfectly safe in our power armor. We just need that extra kick to help squash any xenos that rear their ugly heads. So us confiscating those supplies is for your benefit! Just... don't be in the same compartment as us when we start shooting without a suit on.

    Retaba on
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Egos wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Space. Space. I am the best at space

    Spoit on
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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Assuran, do you really want our rifles to NOT have armor piercing capability? I mean yes, there is always the risk of us puncturing the ship's hull and causing a decompression

    How big a risk, exactly? I'm sure our passengers would just love to consider the thought that this crate is thin-skinned enough to suffer a hull breach from mere small arms fire any time you cowboys feel rambunctious. Would any of the Dycon representatives care to comment?

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Small arms fire? Haha, we're equipped with a bit more than those second pea-shooters you guys get. :P

  • AnialosAnialos RPG MPD patient #1 Registered User regular
    Attention all crew members:

    There has been an outbreak of undesirable diseases. Though I am no physician, it has fallen to me to track down the source. If you exhibit any symptoms of crotch rot, penile pustules, anal fissures, or the dreaded char trues plague please report to my laboratory. The sampling process has been designed to be as painless as possible, with minimal intrusion into your privacy.

    Thank you,
    "Dr." Jeff

    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I play a lot of video games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer" because "gamer" has become a pretty fucking disgusting label

    like "skinhead" or "republican"
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    I am a neutral space cop

    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE BULLETS!

  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    I am a neutral space cop

    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH WARP AMMO!

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    daniant wrote: »
    Akimbo, I just laughed so hard, I had to awesome your post. Consider your sexy self awesome.

    At Akimbo's Love Shack ™ everyone is sexy and awesome all the time!



    Shiny - love isn't a competition, baby!

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    I am a neutral space cop

    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH WARP AMMO!
    I'm sorry, but you're both wrong. Langly would want to die as he lived, by Energy Drain!

  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Anialos wrote: »
    Attention all crew members:

    There has been an outbreak of undesirable diseases. Though I am no physician, it has fallen to me to track down the source. If you exhibit any symptoms of crotch rot, penile pustules, anal fissures, or the dreaded char trues plague please report to my laboratory. The sampling process has been designed to be as painless as possible, with minimal intrusion into your privacy.

    Thank you,
    "Dr." Jeff

    I would like to dispel the rumours that the source is Akimbo's Love Shack ™. There is mostly no evidence suggesting that this is the case, so you can enjoy your hedonistic pleasures without a care in the world.
    Spoiler:

    AkimboLegs on
  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Retaba wrote: »
    Small arms fire? Haha, we're equipped with a bit more than those second pea-shooters you guys get. :P

    Look, hotshot, you don't impress me, I was a turret gunner on a Naga gunship in the last colony dustup - as far as I'm concerned, if one man on foot can carry it, it's a small arm.

    Now on an unrelated note, everyone please stop bothering ship's security with your complaints about Akimbo's...establishment. That is a matter for the ship's Health, Medical, and Sanitation Services department.

    Gaslight on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Also, for those who learn how far down the rabbit hole goes in Akimbo's Love Shack and would like to dispel the eldrich horrors of kink from thier minds; Dr Bedlam's Psych office will now be offering complimentry "Forget me now" medications with every filling of a regular perscription.

  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    reserve up i guess

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    reserve up i guess
    I think there were a few slots open if you wanted to play

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    reserve up i guess
    I think there were a few slots open if you wanted to play
    If no one else takes them by start time, sure throw me in. Otherwise i'm happy to reserve.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    So I checked this previously, and it looked full. Guess I misread? Or the withdrawals? Anyways, I'M BACK (26?)

    Apparently I don't get to be head cook this time. I got demoted in the time interval :(

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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Apprentice cook? I think we're still doomed, towndrunk is overseeing you :P

    MrTLicious wrote:
    I'm done.

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  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    Remember whatever happens, Kime is the Zerg Queen.

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