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[Phalla] Game Over! Way to go killer p.50 The Unfortunate Voyage of the Harbinger
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Ah, but the real question is: how old are you?
Day 1 will start at Monday, March 26 at 12:01 AM
Day 1 will end on Monday, March 26 at 10:00 PM Central
Special Powers must be PM'd by 9:00 PM Central
I'll try and put up some lore bits Saturday and Sunday to keep you occupied.
And remember: I have designed the game to allow for extras in five bit chunks. So if we get 11 reserves, I'll add 10 people to the game and have 1 reserve. This only applies to before the start of the game, obviously.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
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No no.
You are thinking of time cops.
I am the mainframe, Daedalus, constructed by the joint venture of the Dycon Corporation, the United Federation, and the Tri-System Commonwealth to make your journey a safe and pleasant one.
Our mission will last 3 Years and will take us to many scouted planets that have not yet been researched. We will be determining viability for colonization as well as conducting medical, biological, gravitational, and applied computer science research which will bring mankind to a new age of prosperity!
As with all Dycon research missions, we will carry a cadre of United Federation munitions and Marines in case of Xenobiological encounters of either the feral or sentient kind.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
Attention passengers! Right before we arrive at our destination, we will have a party celebrating all the wonderful years of service that peter rogers (gaslight) has given us! Come salute one of our special members up in the 10forward lounge at his special retirement party/funeral!
OK seriously guys, I am probably not going to be able to do a lot of RP in this phalla. Been years since I did any kind of forum RP even if I had the time. Not sure how much is expected based on the abortive first attempt at this game, but I just want to say that up front in case most people are RPing a lot and I'm not and someone decides to read something into that either way.
If you can't figure out how to adjust the font size in Internet Explorer 23, you are just hosed. Hosed.
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We will be inventing some new genres during the trip. Bear with us.
Good Cop - Bad Cop
OR
Riggs - Murtaugh
You choose.
edit: or anything else, really. I just really like the idea of one of us yelling and being mean all the time and the other trying to soften everyone up. Also, Riggs and Murtaugh would be pretty hilarious.
I will bribe Gaslight to have you both arrested for crimes against my ears.
At least until someone screws up and releases some hideous science monster, than we get martial law.
Like space snacks.
You will report the news in the manner that I damn well see fit. Did I get this fucking chair for nothing?!
Ugh. Talent...
Posted from my DyPhone
Please stop screwing around with the artificial gravity in your rooms. The janitor is tired of cleaning the inevitable mess this causes.
If you want to arrange for the gravity to be adjusted for recreational purposes, please speak with the entertainment department.
Thank you.
Where we turn off the gravity so you can experience the rapture of zero-g orgasms! You've never felt anything like it.
Choose from our list of services.
Marriages (to me), sexy times, BDSM, tickling, X-TREME tickling, flower arrangement, nap time, and "nap time".
I desire spacerocks.
Engineering disabled my gravity controller after that unfortunate incident with the jello.
Zithra Melitch in Star Wars: An Empire's End
Jellica in In the Shadow of Zeus
Re: Supply levels
Look guys, I know that we had that whole screw fiasco on our last trip, and I don't really want to relive that experience, what with the marines confiscating my supplies, the xenobiologists still refusing to talk to me over the Xenobites campaign, and our former chef, @Kime still AWOL, so I just wanted to make sure the Command Staff was aware that my stocks are 100% in compliance with standard Dycon Corporation regulations.
With that said, I'll remind you that as Quartermaster, I can "manufacture" scarcity issues, should we need to raise revenue. Just saying.
Thanks,
Assuran
PS: There is absolutely no truth to the rumors that I sold items explicitly banned from the voyage (recreational substances, unlicensed handguns, and black market electronics) for a 100% markup. None. At all. Really.
How big a risk, exactly? I'm sure our passengers would just love to consider the thought that this crate is thin-skinned enough to suffer a hull breach from mere small arms fire any time you cowboys feel rambunctious. Would any of the Dycon representatives care to comment?
There has been an outbreak of undesirable diseases. Though I am no physician, it has fallen to me to track down the source. If you exhibit any symptoms of crotch rot, penile pustules, anal fissures, or the dreaded char trues plague please report to my laboratory. The sampling process has been designed to be as painless as possible, with minimal intrusion into your privacy.
Thank you,
"Dr." Jeff
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE BULLETS!
At Akimbo's Love Shack ™ everyone is sexy and awesome all the time!
Shiny - love isn't a competition, baby!
I would like to dispel the rumours that the source is Akimbo's Love Shack ™. There is mostly no evidence suggesting that this is the case, so you can enjoy your hedonistic pleasures without a care in the world.
Look, hotshot, you don't impress me, I was a turret gunner on a Naga gunship in the last colony dustup - as far as I'm concerned, if one man on foot can carry it, it's a small arm.
Now on an unrelated note, everyone please stop bothering ship's security with your complaints about Akimbo's...establishment. That is a matter for the ship's Health, Medical, and Sanitation Services department.
Apparently I don't get to be head cook this time. I got demoted in the time interval
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