[Phalla] Game Over! Way to go killer p.50 The Unfortunate Voyage of the Harbinger

vertroue

*coughcough* Medbay would love to welcome the dear Dr.

Mr. Mojo Risin

Oh man I havent played a phalla in like 9 months but what the hell Sign up 38

vertroue

Vell I do believe ve ave everyone

Taya

Has this started? It was supposed to start at midnight central.

Nirya

TAYA TAYA TAYA TAYA

Taya

I didn't get a PM, therefore I'm totally innocent. Unlike you Nirya!

Seriously though, when is this starting? If it's late, will the first vote close be late as well? I'd like to know.

Egos

Taya wrote: »

Seriously though, when is this starting? If it's late, will the first vote close be late as well? I'd like to know.

Spoiler:

I have no idea

Spoit

Taya wrote: »

I didn't get a PM, therefore I'm totally innocent. Unlike you Nirya!

Seriously though, when is this starting? If it's late, will the first vote close be late as well? I'd like to know.

Seriously though, this is why the "no vanillager PM" thing is so silly

I needed a name to post.

i would presume that narration would indicate start

Posted from my DyPad 7

Spoit

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Based on the level of signups

Day 1 will start at Monday, March 26 at 12:01 AM

Day 1 will end on Monday, March 26 at 10:00 PM Central
Special Powers must be PM'd by 9:00 PM Central

I'll try and put up some lore bits Saturday and Sunday to keep you occupied.

And remember: I have designed the game to allow for extras in five bit chunks. So if we get 11 reserves, I'll add 10 people to the game and have 1 reserve. This only applies to before the start of the game, obviously.

Munkus Beaver

Day 0: Taking The Detour Through Terror

Welcome crewmembers! As always I am your-

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LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS DECK ALPHA: OFFLINE
LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM DECK BETA: OFFLINE
LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM DECK ZETA: OFFLINE
DEFENSIVE SYSTEMS: OFFLINE
[CLASSIFIED] ALPHA: OFFLINE
[CLASSIFIED]: RESTRICTIONS REMOVED
HACKING ATTEMPT MADE ON GUIDANCE CORE. RE-INSTIGATING DOCKING COORDINATES


This is Daedalus! The Harbinger is-



-ood news is that I have managed to prevent the attack from 100% success. I will focus all efforts toward Deck Omega. All deck shutdown is imminent, there will be no survivors in abandoned decks.

[The message repeats loudly as the klaxon blares, alerting you to get to a safe zone quickly. You run quickly toward Deck Omega, hundreds more who are slower on their feel trip and stumble. Few are holding their belongings. As the doors close, you barely break through. Your shirt is torn by the closing door, and the few people surrounded you are scared and harried.

You try to close you eyes and think how this might have happened, but you cannot drown out the screams and scratches of those just beyond the door. Sweat forms across your trembling brow as the screams turn to gasps and the scratches become weak and random. You find it hard to think about what to do next in all this deafening silence.]

Men and wo- *zzt * -en I am still online. We have been hit by a terrorist attack. They attempted to take out my safety protocols that would have kept the ship from colliding with the John Huntsman on our approach to the Huntsman Arcade colony. By focusing my efforts, I can keep them from becoming successful, but only if I have a crewperson alive to verify my coordinates. Crewmembers! You must find these terrorists in your mists! I suggest you start by heading to the Med Bay, I have located a serum of highly volatile, experimental "truth" serum which may force whomever takes it to confess their actions and how to stop them.


ATTENTION
ROLE PMS HAVE BEEN DISTRUBTED, IF YOU DIDN'T GET ONE YOU WON'T BE GETTING ONE
THERE ARE NO VILLAGER PMs, SPREAD THE WORD THAT WE HAVE STARTED, THE DAY HAS BEGUN
DAY WILL END 10 Pm CENTRAL STANDARD TIME
SPECIAL ACTIONS ARE TO BE PM'D TO ME BY 9 CST. NO SPECIAL ACTIONS PM'D BETWEEN 9 AND 10 PM WILL COUNT

godmode

Gordon glances around at the crowd, assessing the gathered survivors. "We had better head to the Med Bay. Let's go, Hackshaw, double time." With that, he takes off.

corvidae

grudge vote incoming.... (sorry...edited vote post!)

corvidae

Greetings fellow passengers! It's my pleasure to inform you that we have a special little activity all lined up for you today! We're gonna be having a good old fashioned celebrity roast! We've assembled dignitaries and celebrities from all across the ship in order to provide you a special event. Join us on the red carpet down in the lower level lounge as we get ready to hurl backhanded compliments, zingers, and all sorts of innuendo at our special roastee! Who is it, you ask? Who will be the target of our good natured ridicule? Why it's none other than our interstellarly famous musician! That's right, tonight we honor Razer! ( Egos) So everybody beam on down to the lounge, grab a cocktail (or twelve) and join the festivities!!!

Malkor

Well I'm glad that I made it alive, because someone needs to document all this (and make a killing off the sale of the vids). I've done a roast or two in my time, and the best ones start with alcohol and end with fist-fights. Just remember corvidae the broadcast rights are mine.

Skull Man

This is

This is MY SHIP YOU SONS OF BITCHES

Skull Man

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE WINGS ON MY CHEST MEAN, MOTHERFUCKERS

AkimboLegs

Assuran for withhold vital meds to my lovely patients! Who are dead!

Though that may be mostly related to the terrorists.

But I think you are one of them!



Also because I knew you were evil last time and didn't even get to vote for you

Assuran

Good news everybody!

Due to recent events not unrelated to the terrorist attacks and the vast loss of life, my stocks should definitely last until we reach our destination.

Also, I regret to inform the crew that I've had to increase prices by 50% to cover the new security I've had to install.

Oh, and one last thing before I forget, ![Nirya, is totally a terrorist for voting before the game started.

Assuran

Crap, I'm terrible at codes. I need to hit preview more often.

!Nirya

Bedlam

Jdarksun is definetly a terrorist. And while the formatting is cool and makes me not want to kill him right away, he is clearly trying to send some kind of terrorist code to his fellow terrorists.

Taya

I have a couple of options. SLyM is certainly evil since I'm not. Or I go with REG Rysk for putting me up against a mafia with action seers and busdrivers. Romanqwerty is a reserve so he can't vote for himself on day 1.

Retaba

Vertroue, if I have to be stuck in the medbay, it sure isn't going to be with a creepy nurse!

Phyphor

while(true) vote(kime);

MrTLicious

Phyphor for infinite loops.

towndrunk34

Capfalcon because stowaways are terrible

Smoove Operator

Duncan O'neal! (Baidol) If movies have taught me anything, its that anyone can dress up like a janitor and sneak anywhere.

Phyphor

Smoove Operator wrote: »

Duncan O'neal! (Baidol) If movies have taught me anything, its that anyone can dress up like a janitor and sneak anywhere.

Especially the janitors themselves!

Skull Man

Taya, because it's taya

Maximus

Man I can't vote for Thetheroo? Hmmm...

kime

Taya wrote: »

I have a couple of options. SLyM is certainly evil since I'm not. Or I go with REG Rysk for putting me up against a mafia with action seers and busdrivers. Romanqwerty is a reserve so he can't vote for himself on day 1.

Taya is always evil.

Phyphor wrote: »

while(true) vote(kime);

Because you fear me

Malkor

Maximus wrote: »

Man I can't vote for Thetheroo? Hmmm...

You can always accuse someone of secretly being Thetheroo...

Bedlam

Awww I actually like how it looked like it was printed off of an old printer. Though the random words being colored was a tad off puting.

This is just more evidence that you formatted the post on your mafia proboard and it didnt come out the way you hoped when copy/pasted here though

Phyphor

Yeah the code tags now do syntax highlighting and stuff. It looked like it guessed you were writing basic?

Shabooty

Um, I'm pretty sure everything going on right now is against regulations.

Citizen

Assuran.
With both the stores and my shop I'll be unstoppable.

Unstoppable at giving great deals that is! Come on down today!

Gaslight

Have to get ready for an interview so I shall put my grudge-vote on Taya, foregoing any further fancifying.

sportzboytjw

Skullman very busy and wing-on-chest-having, and I like that in a person. Please consider that maybe we should just obey the captain's orders when it comes to who we might get rid of!

Tayrun

Taya, ayup. Feels good.

Baidol

I swear to heaven, if you people start defecating in the hallways I am not cleaning it up!