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[Phalla] Game Over! Way to go killer p.50 The Unfortunate Voyage of the Harbinger

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    *coughcough* Medbay would love to welcome the dear Dr.

    vertroue on
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  • Mr. Mojo RisinMr. Mojo Risin Registered User regular
    Oh man I havent played a phalla in like 9 months but what the hell Sign up 38

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Vell I do believe ve ave everyone

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  • TayaTaya Happy ___ Day Registered User regular
    Has this started? It was supposed to start at midnight central.

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  • NiryaNirya THE NEXT STAGE IN E-BO-LUTIONRegistered User regular
  • TayaTaya Happy ___ Day Registered User regular
    I didn't get a PM, therefore I'm totally innocent. Unlike you Nirya!

    Seriously though, when is this starting? If it's late, will the first vote close be late as well? I'd like to know.

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  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    Taya wrote: »

    Seriously though, when is this starting? If it's late, will the first vote close be late as well? I'd like to know.


    Spoiler:

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    I didn't get a PM, therefore I'm totally innocent. Unlike you Nirya!

    Seriously though, when is this starting? If it's late, will the first vote close be late as well? I'd like to know.
    Seriously though, this is why the "no vanillager PM" thing is so silly

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. gank so hard motherfuckers wanna find meRegistered User regular
    i would presume that narration would indicate start

    Posted from my DyPad 7

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Based on the level of signups

    Day 1 will start at Monday, March 26 at 12:01 AM

    Day 1 will end on Monday, March 26 at 10:00 PM Central
    Special Powers must be PM'd by 9:00 PM Central

    I'll try and put up some lore bits Saturday and Sunday to keep you occupied.

    And remember: I have designed the game to allow for extras in five bit chunks. So if we get 11 reserves, I'll add 10 people to the game and have 1 reserve. This only applies to before the start of the game, obviously.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2012
    Day 0: Taking The Detour Through Terror

    Welcome crewmembers! As always I am your-

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    LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEMS DECK ALPHA: OFFLINE
    LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM DECK BETA: OFFLINE
    LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM DECK ZETA: OFFLINE
    DEFENSIVE SYSTEMS: OFFLINE
    [CLASSIFIED] ALPHA: OFFLINE
    [CLASSIFIED]: RESTRICTIONS REMOVED
    HACKING ATTEMPT MADE ON GUIDANCE CORE. RE-INSTIGATING DOCKING COORDINATES


    This is Daedalus! The Harbinger is-


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    -ood news is that I have managed to prevent the attack from 100% success. I will focus all efforts toward Deck Omega. All deck shutdown is imminent, there will be no survivors in abandoned decks.
    [The message repeats loudly as the klaxon blares, alerting you to get to a safe zone quickly. You run quickly toward Deck Omega, hundreds more who are slower on their feel trip and stumble. Few are holding their belongings. As the doors close, you barely break through. Your shirt is torn by the closing door, and the few people surrounded you are scared and harried.

    You try to close you eyes and think how this might have happened, but you cannot drown out the screams and scratches of those just beyond the door. Sweat forms across your trembling brow as the screams turn to gasps and the scratches become weak and random. You find it hard to think about what to do next in all this deafening silence.]


    Men and wo- *zzt * -en I am still online. We have been hit by a terrorist attack. They attempted to take out my safety protocols that would have kept the ship from colliding with the John Huntsman on our approach to the Huntsman Arcade colony. By focusing my efforts, I can keep them from becoming successful, but only if I have a crewperson alive to verify my coordinates. Crewmembers! You must find these terrorists in your mists! I suggest you start by heading to the Med Bay, I have located a serum of highly volatile, experimental "truth" serum which may force whomever takes it to confess their actions and how to stop them.


    ATTENTION
    ROLE PMS HAVE BEEN DISTRUBTED, IF YOU DIDN'T GET ONE YOU WON'T BE GETTING ONE
    THERE ARE NO VILLAGER PMs, SPREAD THE WORD THAT WE HAVE STARTED, THE DAY HAS BEGUN
    DAY WILL END 10 Pm CENTRAL STANDARD TIME
    SPECIAL ACTIONS ARE TO BE PM'D TO ME BY 9 CST. NO SPECIAL ACTIONS PM'D BETWEEN 9 AND 10 PM WILL COUNT

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Gordon glances around at the crowd, assessing the gathered survivors. "We had better head to the Med Bay. Let's go, Hackshaw, double time." With that, he takes off.

  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    grudge vote incoming.... (sorry...edited vote post!)

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  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    Greetings fellow passengers! It's my pleasure to inform you that we have a special little activity all lined up for you today! We're gonna be having a good old fashioned celebrity roast! We've assembled dignitaries and celebrities from all across the ship in order to provide you a special event. Join us on the red carpet down in the lower level lounge as we get ready to hurl backhanded compliments, zingers, and all sorts of innuendo at our special roastee! Who is it, you ask? Who will be the target of our good natured ridicule? Why it's none other than our interstellarly famous musician! That's right, tonight we honor Razer! ( Egos) So everybody beam on down to the lounge, grab a cocktail (or twelve) and join the festivities!!!



  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Well I'm glad that I made it alive, because someone needs to document all this (and make a killing off the sale of the vids). I've done a roast or two in my time, and the best ones start with alcohol and end with fist-fights. Just remember corvidae the broadcast rights are mine.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    This is

    This is MY SHIP YOU SONS OF BITCHES

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE WINGS ON MY CHEST MEAN, MOTHERFUCKERS

  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    Assuran for withhold vital meds to my lovely patients! Who are dead!

    Though that may be mostly related to the terrorists.

    But I think you are one of them!



    Also because I knew you were evil last time and didn't even get to vote for you :)

  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Good news everybody!

    Due to recent events not unrelated to the terrorist attacks and the vast loss of life, my stocks should definitely last until we reach our destination.

    Also, I regret to inform the crew that I've had to increase prices by 50% to cover the new security I've had to install.

    Oh, and one last thing before I forget, ![Nirya, is totally a terrorist for voting before the game started.

  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Crap, I'm terrible at codes. I need to hit preview more often.

    !Nirya

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Jdarksun is definetly a terrorist. And while the formatting is cool and makes me not want to kill him right away, he is clearly trying to send some kind of terrorist code to his fellow terrorists.

  • TayaTaya Happy ___ Day Registered User regular
    I have a couple of options. SLyM is certainly evil since I'm not. Or I go with REG Rysk for putting me up against a mafia with action seers and busdrivers. Romanqwerty is a reserve so he can't vote for himself on day 1.

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Vertroue, if I have to be stuck in the medbay, it sure isn't going to be with a creepy nurse!

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    while(true) vote(kime);

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Phyphor for infinite loops.

  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    Capfalcon because stowaways are terrible

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    Duncan O'neal! (Baidol) If movies have taught me anything, its that anyone can dress up like a janitor and sneak anywhere.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Duncan O'neal! (Baidol) If movies have taught me anything, its that anyone can dress up like a janitor and sneak anywhere.

    Especially the janitors themselves!

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    Taya, because it's taya

  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    Man I can't vote for Thetheroo? Hmmm...

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    I have a couple of options. SLyM is certainly evil since I'm not. Or I go with REG Rysk for putting me up against a mafia with action seers and busdrivers. Romanqwerty is a reserve so he can't vote for himself on day 1.

    Taya is always evil.
    Phyphor wrote: »
    while(true) vote(kime);

    Because you fear me

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Maximus wrote: »
    Man I can't vote for Thetheroo? Hmmm...

    You can always accuse someone of secretly being Thetheroo...

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Awww I actually like how it looked like it was printed off of an old printer. Though the random words being colored was a tad off puting.

    This is just more evidence that you formatted the post on your mafia proboard and it didnt come out the way you hoped when copy/pasted here though :P

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Yeah the code tags now do syntax highlighting and stuff. It looked like it guessed you were writing basic?

  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    Um, I'm pretty sure everything going on right now is against regulations.

  • CitizenCitizen Registered User regular
    Assuran.
    With both the stores and my shop I'll be unstoppable.

    Unstoppable at giving great deals that is! Come on down today!

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Have to get ready for an interview so I shall put my grudge-vote on Taya, foregoing any further fancifying.

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Skullman very busy and wing-on-chest-having, and I like that in a person. Please consider that maybe we should just obey the captain's orders when it comes to who we might get rid of!

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  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    Taya, ayup. Feels good.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    I swear to heaven, if you people start defecating in the hallways I am not cleaning it up!

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