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[Phalla] Game Over! Way to go killer p.50 The Unfortunate Voyage of the Harbinger

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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    !Assuran for gloating after his mafia victory in an imbalanced mini.

    And I have terrible, terrible news. I lost my lapel mic in the commotion scrambling to Omega Deck. I'll just have to project better while delivering the evening news. That won't be a problem, since as you all are likely very aware, I once played the role of Space Mercutio in John Vill John's adaptation of Romeo and Juliet (In Space).

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  • InfidelInfidel Too easy. PiltoverRegistered User regular
    I loved that show!

    !Assuran for lolgametheory.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Figgy wrote: »
    !Assuran for gloating after his mafia victory in an imbalanced mini.

    And I have terrible, terrible news. I lost my lapel mic in the commotion scrambling to Omega Deck. I'll just have to project better while delivering the evening news. That won't be a problem, since as you all are likely very aware, I once played the role of Space Mercutio in John Vill John's adaptation of Romeo and Juliet (In Spaaaaaaaaaaaace).

    Fixed that for you

  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    I would like to announce that, despite losing our fabulous suite, Akimbo's Love Shack™ has successfully relocated!

    To my pants!

    Come one, come all! I know most of you lost all your loved ones and will never see them ever ever again after that horrible terrorist attack, what better way to ease the pain and guilt than an evening of bliss with yours truly.

  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    The mind reels with better ways.

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  • Mr. Mojo RisinMr. Mojo Risin Registered User regular
    Hmmm no one to grudge vote so slym for having the audacity to be above me in the list and also a geologist.

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  • InfidelInfidel Too easy. PiltoverRegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Yeah the code tags now do syntax highlighting and stuff. It looked like it guessed you were writing basic?
    (( It detects different language patterns? OK, now I'm curious.
    public static String getVote()
    {
       // TODO: Write method
       return "Bedlam";
    }
    
    ))

    This gets a chuckle for the TODO.

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  • DumpShockDumpShock Registered User regular
    Taya appears to be fashionable.

  • Shiny New ToysShiny New Toys Registered User regular
    Bedlam - as the ship psychiatrist I'm sure s/he has been listening to lots of dodgy secrets s/he has passed onto her/his terrorist friends.

    (Because you are a girl in the role)

  • Shiny New ToysShiny New Toys Registered User regular
    Akimbo - you better let me know if my husband comes to visit you in the shack of love. I will not be happy - much chocolate will be needed.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    [colorred]Bedlam[/color] - as the ship psychiatrist I'm sure s/he has been listening to lots of dodgy secrets s/he has passed onto her/his terrorist friends.

    (Because you are a girl in the role)
    You may call me she for this game. I may have to look into some medication for your paranoia though.

    Also Dr Bedlam would like to remind everyone that Doctor/Patient confidentiality is of the upmost importance. You may all feel free to come forward and tell me your secrets.

    Bedlam on
  • InfidelInfidel Too easy. PiltoverRegistered User regular
    What is up with your avatar Bedlam.

    Why the change? Seems suspicious.

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  • AkimboLegsAkimboLegs Registered User regular
    Akimbo - you better let me know if my husband comes to visit you in the shack of love. I will not be happy - much chocolate will be needed.

    It's all confidential!
    Spoiler:

  • InfidelInfidel Too easy. PiltoverRegistered User regular
    And apparently my name is Jack. I forgot what my role was.

    *ahem*

    God damn computer, thing is trying to kill me!

    1782 tickets and the majority of them are in areas with no life support!

    You think they would have put in some kind of heuristic to prioritize and ignore issues in a situation like this.

    ...
    0317: Alpha section B14: Ventilator #6, fan arrested.
    0317: Alpha section B14: Ventilator #6, circuit failure.
    0317: Alpha section B14: Ventilator #7, fan arrested.
    0317: Alpha section B14: Ventilator #7, circuit failure.
    ...


    Yeah, I need a hundred lines telling me everything but what is really going on like B14 has been blown free into space fucking forget it.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    What is up with your avatar Bedlam.

    Why the change? Seems suspicious.

    Speaking of avatars, I just realized that Munkus' is a GIF. I couldn't figure out how/why he kept changing it so often.

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  • InfidelInfidel Too easy. PiltoverRegistered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    What is up with your avatar Bedlam.

    Why the change? Seems suspicious.

    Speaking of avatars, I just realized that Munkus' is a GIF. I couldn't figure out how/why he kept changing it so often.

    If you had an offsite avatar it was grandfathered in.

    I wish I had one of mine set when the forum switched over so that I could still use it. :(

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    ...
    0317: Alpha section B14: Ventilator #6, fan arrested.
    0317: Alpha section B14: Ventilator #6, circuit failure.
    0317: Alpha section B14: Ventilator #7, fan arrested.
    0317: Alpha section B14: Ventilator #7, circuit failure.
    ...

    While some of the spectators did get a little...smashed...at last night's Cosmic Smash quarter-finals, the level of rowdiness was not out of the ordinary. There were no fan arrests.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    I missed you Reg Rysk!

    now to book some meeting room for Mr. Roland 'Spoit' Burroughs, talk a bit over coffee and call it a day

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Infidel wrote: »
    What is up with your avatar Bedlam.
    Its a kid in a hood but you cant see his face or any human features. Thought it would look cool and a little omonis but it didnt translate as well to 80x80. Im not entirely happy with this it since its a bit close to reteba, so I'll probably change again soon.
    Why the change? Seems suspicious.
    I change it every so often. Depending on mood, usually. Was feeling a bit more Macabre this go round so if you have any creepy/cool sugestions Im listening.



    Bedlam on
  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    corvidae wrote: »
    grudge vote incoming.... (sorry...edited vote post!)

    What did I ever do to you, crow boy?
    Spoiler:

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    What is up with your avatar Bedlam.

    Why the change? Seems suspicious.
    I change it every so often. Im not entirely happy with this one though, I just havent thought of something better yet.

    Hey, what is wrong with hooded robe avatars? Huh? I THOUGHT WE COULD BE CULT-BUDDIES BUT NOOOOO

    Retaba on
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    Maggots will not be tolerated!

    Alegis

    Marines, fall in!

  • InfidelInfidel Too easy. PiltoverRegistered User regular
    Cultist conversions confirmed! D:

    !Retaba gets my vote for best janitor.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    What is up with your avatar Bedlam.

    Why the change? Seems suspicious.
    I change it every so often. Im not entirely happy with this one though, I just havent thought of something better yet.

    Hey, what is wrong with hooded robe avatars? Huh? I THOUGHT WE COULD BE CULT-BUDDIES BUT NOOOOO
    I was thinking it would end up being a bit too similar to yours and people might get us confused (or accuse me of being a copycat, which I am not)

  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    OK, so. The bad news - not only did we lose the QuantumNews studio set when Beta deck went down, but Chip's co-anchor Brittany Chen apparently thought she could ride out the situation in her makeup room (a genius to the end, that girl), so we're also down a female anchor.

    But we've got news to report, people! Finally I can make some creative changes without those stupid network notes from the suits over at QuantumNet. Sure, we're going to be working with some re-purposed security cams, and Chip's going to have to go without his hairstylist for a while (thank god, that toupee was starting to look like a muskrat that had a few chromosomes removed), but we can make this work.

    Oh, and also - I'm taking over one of the trauma rooms over in the med bay as a temporary casting couch audition center. Any ladies interested in filling Brittany's shoes can show up anytime around 1300 for a little screen test and creative coaching. Bring mouthwash.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    In other news (see what I did there?), Nirya gets sorta-grudged for somehow putting phalla-Isaac in an even less winnable position than he starts with in the game.

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Retaba wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    What is up with your avatar Bedlam.

    Why the change? Seems suspicious.
    I change it every so often. Im not entirely happy with this one though, I just havent thought of something better yet.

    Hey, what is wrong with hooded robe avatars? Huh? I THOUGHT WE COULD BE CULT-BUDDIES BUT NOOOOO
    I was thinking it would end up being a bit too similar to yours and people might get us confused (or accuse me of being a copycat, which I am not)

    Nah, I highly doubt I'm the first one to use an avatar like this, so you wouldn't be a copycat! Also I think it is mostly the names that confuse people so that is why ketbra and I get confused often. But I was just being silly :P

    Infidel wrote: »
    Cultist conversions confirmed! D:

    !Retaba gets my vote for best janitor.

    My cult is more unknown and older than Bedlam's cult! We got the best horrors waiting to be unleashed onto the Universe. By best I, of course, mean the absolute worst.

    (Also after my last janitorial commission on a ship I decided to upgrade to something with a gun, but I'll still make sure what is left of your quarters stay squeaky clean, probably because it is already open to space at this point)

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Whoooooo's huuuuungryyyyy?

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  • InfidelInfidel Too easy. PiltoverRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Whoooooo's huuuuungryyyyy?

    You make eating as unappealing as possible.

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  • EgosEgos God Hand Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Retaba wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    What is up with your avatar Bedlam.

    Why the change? Seems suspicious.
    I change it every so often. Im not entirely happy with this one though, I just havent thought of something better yet.

    Hey, what is wrong with hooded robe avatars? Huh? I THOUGHT WE COULD BE CULT-BUDDIES BUT NOOOOO
    I was thinking it would end up being a bit too similar to yours and people might get us confused (or accuse me of being a copycat, which I am not)

    Your avatar has a more creepy children of the corn vibe. Retaba's is more feminine.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Whoooooo's huuuuungryyyyy?

    You make eating as unappealing as possible.

    More food for the rest of us.

    You develop a strong stomach as a janitor on one of these ships.

    You ever seen what the things in the labs excrete?

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Whoooooo's huuuuungryyyyy?

    You make eating as unappealing as possible.

    More food for the rest of us.

    You develop a strong stomach as a janitor on one of these ships.

    You ever seen what the things in the labs excrete?

    Where do you think the food comes from anyway? You think they carry enough food stores to feed everyone for the entire trip?

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Yay this game has started!


    Incident Report #A546FB98

    Date: launch date to now
    Time: apparently all the time
    Offending Citizens: no damn idea
    Incident Type: F69

    Description of Incident:
    Yes, I wrote F69, and yes I know that means terrorists. They've taken off the safety protocols on the ship. All the other police are dead. Its just me and Peter Rogers, now. I think I counted 4 "completely useless around civilians" marines on deck Omega with the rest of the survivors. Survivors number around 50. So 6 people to protect 50. 6 people to find the terrorists in the 50 and protect the innocent. I need to make sure my fellow protectors are actually protectors. Will start interrogating now. Need to start with the my fellow policeman to ensure he is with us. Interrogation report will be attached for gaslight after I complete the proper interrogation procedure.

    Filed by:
    Clark Wayne
    Officer 542020

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  • TayaTaya Happy ___ Day Registered User regular
    LET'S ROCK

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Oh, and also - I'm taking over one of the trauma rooms over in the med bay as a temporary casting couch audition center. Any ladies interested in filling Brittany's shoes can show up anytime around 1300 for a little screen test and creative coaching. Bring mouthwash.

    Sure! Go for it! This room is um of questionable use however. Since the power failure we have had to start storing the bodies of the dead somewhere. That room as been the designated spot. At least until we can dispose of the bodies correctly. Soylent I think. Right?


    And no I do not want to play your little game, I have my own job to deal with...Speaking of Retaba! Where are you! We have more bodies to deal with and it is your rotation!

    Blood and Fire
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I think you have my professions confused, I don't treat the wounded, I make em.

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    So it begins...


  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    Taya,
    I cannot hear that song without thinking of Gob. And his magic act. And how he's made a huge mistake. And how he does illusions, not tricks, because a trick is something that a whore does for money...or cocaine.

    Honesty, Integrity, Handshakefulness
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    SHOULD HAVE SENT A POTE

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    O um then where are those idiots that transport the bodies from the mess that you made? I try and fix your mess and this is what I get! more and more bodies....

    We are getting overloaded down here so please calm yourself Marine!

    (oops totally thought you were a doctor therehurhurhur)

    Blood and Fire
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