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[Cards Against Humanity] With your host, Guy Smiley! Round 5!

FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
edited March 2012 in Critical Failures
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That's right, folks! It's America's favourite game show host, Guy Smiley! You might remember me from such hit shows as Here is Your Life and Beat The Time, but I'm sick and god damned tired of the big networks telling me what to do, when to do it, and I'm here to run my own show! This is Cards Against Humanity! That's right, the new hit party game is now the new hit TV game show! Each contestant will take turns secretly submitting answers to my cleverly drawn questions. The studio audience, along with you folks listening at home, will decide which answer is best, and the winning submitter scores a point on the Point-O-Tron! Whichever of these lovely contestants scores the most points before the time limit expires wins the game!

Sound good? Too bad. Let's meet our contestants!

1. Capfalcon
2. daniant
3. Telnaior
4. Matev
5. Salvation122
6. Majestic Goat
7. TheRoadVirus
8. Darkewolfe
9. towndrunk34
10. Shiny New Toys
11. Rius
12. Anialos
13. Cerberus
14. Vanguard
15. Cayrus
16. pesky
17. Laemkral

Oh wait, that's right. I almost forgot! Your old pal Guy Smiley did a few years in rehab for a pretty nasty gambling addiction. Trouble is, he never really kicked it. In order to get my fix, I've added a bit of a twist to the game. During any round, you can bet one of your points to play an extra secret answer! Just scream at the top of your lungs that you Bet You've Got It! No one will know which answers are yours, but we'll all know what's at stake. If you win the round, you keep your point. If you lose, well, old Smiley knows all about that bitch, Lady Luck. Oh, and your bet point goes to the actual winner that round.

Now that we're all clear on the rules, the Card-O-Tron will give you your hand of cards, and we can begin! But first, those network dick-holes say we have to take a break to sell you some stuff you don't need! We'll be right back, folks!


Spoiler:

Figgy on
daniant wrote:
Alright, looks like I'm giving up golden showers for Lent.
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  • peskypesky Registered User regular
    I am so in...but..mommy said gambling is bad for you.

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    If there isn't a non-compete clause, I'll play here too!

    Unless you get too many people, then I'll bow out.

    Capfalcon on
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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    I saw the other game and I am so doing this.

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  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Nvmind, too busy to enter another PbP... :|

    mi-go hunter on
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  • TelnaiorTelnaior Registered User
    If we're allowed to be in both at once... In!

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  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Sign up!

    This is just too fun to not do.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    SIGN UP

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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    Telnaior wrote: »
    If we're allowed to be in both at once... In!

    I don't see why not. As long as simon has no issue with it.

    daniant wrote:
    Alright, looks like I'm giving up golden showers for Lent.
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  • Majestic GoatMajestic Goat Registered User
    edited March 2012
    sign up!

    Majestic Goat on
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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Got room for one more? I've always wanted to try one of these!

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    sign up if there's space

    Darkewolfe on
    "Well, look at this. Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What's that make us?"
    "Big Damn Heroes, Sir."
    "Ain't we just."
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  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    _______ me up

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    _______ me up

    A windmill full of corpses

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  • Shiny New ToysShiny New Toys Registered User regular
    Sign up - this looks like fun

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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    pesky wrote: »
    I am so in...but..mommy said gambling is bad for you.

    Is that a sign-up?

    And I'll probably close sign-ups later today or tonight if they slow down.

    daniant wrote:
    Alright, looks like I'm giving up golden showers for Lent.
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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Dr. Doctor Oakland, CARegistered User regular
    Not signing up, but bookmarking to follow along with the hilarity.

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  • RiusRius Registered User regular
    I want to sign up too =) I love these kinds of card games.

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Ask me about them!Registered User regular
    In it to win it!

    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I play a lot of video games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer" because "gamer" has become a pretty fucking disgusting label

    like "skinhead" or "republican"
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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    There were a few people who posted in simon's game expressing interest in joining if another popped up.

    /smacks @Custom Special, @Cerberus, and @Laemkral with a large trout.

    Figgy on
    daniant wrote:
    Alright, looks like I'm giving up golden showers for Lent.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Not signing up, but bookmarking to follow along with the hilarity.
    With my luck Id forget which one I was in and submit the wrong damn thing.

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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Not signing up, but bookmarking to follow along with the hilarity.
    With my luck Id forget which one I was in and submit the wrong damn thing.

    I thought of this. And if this happens, you lose a card from your hand at random and you don't draw up to it for the rest of the game!

    Okay, not really. But please don't do this.

    daniant wrote:
    Alright, looks like I'm giving up golden showers for Lent.
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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    I'm going to end this off at 15 players. That means there are 3 spots open. @pesky , if that was a real sign up, now is the time to speak up!

    Am I being a stickler not counting that as a sign-up? Cause the second part of his sentence, to me, implies he isn't really signing up. Anyone?

    daniant wrote:
    Alright, looks like I'm giving up golden showers for Lent.
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  • CerberusCerberus Registered User regular

    Oh hell yes!

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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    I'm going to work in a few minutes. I'm going to assume @pesky actually wanted to sign up, but forgot to use green. If not, I'll take the 16th signup as #15. That means there is 1 spot and 1 reserve spot left.

    If I come home and suddenly there are 20 people signed up, I'll cap it off at 20.

    daniant wrote:
    Alright, looks like I'm giving up golden showers for Lent.
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  • VanguardVanguard Godfather of the Hipsters Running on a Tuff Gnarl Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Count me in if there's room.

    Abdhyius wrote: »
    is there anyone in a position to physically stop vanguard
    Ludious wrote: »
    Vanguard. . .Pandora really did open that box and you were the last thing that escaped.

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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Count me in if there's room.

    Fixed that for you.

    daniant wrote:
    Alright, looks like I'm giving up golden showers for Lent.
    XBL : Figment3 · SteamID : Figment · Website : www.nathanswyers.com
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  • VanguardVanguard Godfather of the Hipsters Running on a Tuff Gnarl Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Figgy wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Count me in if there's room.

    Fixed that for you.

    Green is for go.

    Abdhyius wrote: »
    is there anyone in a position to physically stop vanguard
    Ludious wrote: »
    Vanguard. . .Pandora really did open that box and you were the last thing that escaped.

    MY RPG Blog: The Earthlight Academy
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    it would probably help if you didnt spoiler the part that says sign up in limegreen :P

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  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    I'll sign up if there is room.

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  • peskypesky Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    sign me up.

    pesky on
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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    Ok signups clllooosed. Everyone above this post is in.

    daniant wrote:
    Alright, looks like I'm giving up golden showers for Lent.
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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    And we're back, folks! Guy Smiley here, with our lovely contestants. Are we all ready? Let's play Cards Against Humanity!

    Everyone should have their cards in hand. Let's begin! Each contestant must secretly submit to me the card that they think best fits the following question. Oh yeah, Vanguard, you're going to take to the phones this round, so sit this one out!

    Now, here is your question:

    In a world ravaged by _____________, our only solace is _____________.

    Alright, contestants, lock in your answers!!!


    Spoiler:

    Figgy on
    daniant wrote:
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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    I feel like I'm using some of my best cards too early. Still. Teehee.

    "Well, look at this. Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What's that make us?"
    "Big Damn Heroes, Sir."
    "Ain't we just."
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  • Majestic GoatMajestic Goat Registered User
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    I feel like I'm using some of my best cards too early. Still. Teehee.

    there's no best, only better
    I feel like watching an episode of gamer poop now

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  • LaemkralLaemkral Captain Punch King Registered User
    Aw man, I missed this because I was being productive today. Bummer. Oh well, more craziness to watch!

    Avatar courtesy of MKR, and the strip I appeared in.
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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    Laemkral wrote: »
    Aw man, I missed this because I was being productive today. Bummer. Oh well, more craziness to watch!

    @Laemkral

    Nah, you're in. I will send you a hand later tonight.

    daniant wrote:
    Alright, looks like I'm giving up golden showers for Lent.
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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus The DM with the plan... that is sure to be ruined soon Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Here's hoping I get picked!

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  • LaemkralLaemkral Captain Punch King Registered User
    Figgy wrote: »

    Nah, you're in. I will send you a hand later tonight.

    You sir, @Figgy, are a scholar and a gentleman, and I've never said otherwise.

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  • RiusRius Registered User regular
    I'm playing this one awfully straight, but I have a pair of cards that are just perfect for this.

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  • peskypesky Registered User regular
    Rius wrote: »
    I'm playing this one awfully straight, but I have a pair of cards that are just perfect for this.

    Hmmmm strange, I seem to be in the same position.

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