Really, if you want to win this game you must abandon all traces of niceness and morality. Your friends should actually look at you with a slight air of disgust when all is said and done. It's especially twisted when the two highest scorers are dating/married, then you can mock them for deserving each other...the sickos.
FiggyFighter of the night manChampion of the sunRegistered Userregular
Thanks you, Majestic Goat! Your choice came swiftly and without prejudice.
Shiny New Toys finds himself on the board with a single, solitary, stupid point. Alliteration!
Cerberus, get down from there, you'll hurt yourself!
Can anyone usurp this god-like being by give the best answer to this?
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
Anybody wanna GAMBLE? Salvation122 probably does. But he can't. Both because he has no points, but also because he's going to sit in our sound-proof booth for this round! When he emerges, he must pick his most favourite answer in the whole, wide world.
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Yey I got a point! I only really have one card that makes sense for this.
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Time is up, you dirty vagrants. Looks like the Card-o-Tron is paying for itself yet again, as it selects the least appropriate answer. Or the most. Whichever is worse.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, pixelated bukkake will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, Count Chocula will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, anal beads will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, Shaquille O'Neal's acting career will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, genital piercings will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, unfathomable stupidity will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, serfdom will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, man meat will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, hot cheese will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, winking at old people will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, flightless birds will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, pulling out will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, white privilege will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, the chronic will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, licking things to claim them as your own will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, amputees will be our currency.
Salvation481012, get out of that sound-proof booth! Somebody smack him, he can't hear me. It's time to pick the winner!
Once again, your old pal Smiley will be judging this round and awarding five lucky contestants with a point. Or maybe you'll get more than one point because you're a baller, and you GAMBLED a point away?
Contestants, you should have your new cards by now. Give me your best answer to the following question:
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
FiggyFighter of the night manChampion of the sunRegistered Userregular
edited April 2012
The answers are in! It looks like it's time for me to pick my five favourite children from the whole litter. I mean herd. I mean bunch. Bunch? That's not offensive, right? Bunch of grapes? Bunch of bananas? Yeah, let's stick with "bunch."
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? An erection that lasts longer than four hours
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Panda sex
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Another goddamn vampire movie
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Incest
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Lactation
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Harry Potter erotica
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? A drive-by shooting
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Hormone injections
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Auschwitz
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Friends with benefits
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? A sausage festival
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Same-sex ice dancing
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Horrifying laser hair removal accidents
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Switching to Geico
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? The Gays
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? A good sniff
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Aaron Burr
Let me think. I think I will throw a point over to dear old Cayrus, for certain. We all know how homophobic, yet oddly curious, Grandmas can be. One point for The Gays! And along those same lines, same-sex ice dancing would have a much similar effect. Anialos, this is your point!
I am going to take Rius's submission of "a sausage festival" as entirely literal. And that's why it gets a point! Grandmas love sausage. All kinds! And a nice festival is just the place to find a lovely selection. Of course, that means large crows. And that's why it's disturbing.
We'll give "Auschwitz" a point as well, because it's the name of the game! Cards for Auchwitz. Wait, no. That's not the name of the game. Too late, point scored, towndrunk34!
And of course, what Grandma wouldn't be Grandma if she wasn't secretly thinking of a romp in the hay with her dearest relatives? But secretly. You know, so it's totally cool. [Matev scores a point with "Incest!" Feel free to plop that one down in your signatures, folks.
Let's look at the board at the end of our bonus round!
Moving right along, Rius is going to help me select the winner for the following question:
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So here you go, icepick lobotomy. I hope you enjoy your McJunk!
Zithra Melitch in Star Wars: An Empire's End
Jellica in In the Shadow of Zeus
Basically the entire point of this game
But I guess if you can't beat dicks you should join them.
Zithra Melitch in Star Wars: An Empire's End
Jellica in In the Shadow of Zeus
Shiny New Toys finds himself on the board with a single, solitary, stupid point. Alliteration!
Cerberus, get down from there, you'll hurt yourself!
Can anyone usurp this god-like being by give the best answer to this?
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
Anybody wanna GAMBLE? Salvation122 probably does. But he can't. Both because he has no points, but also because he's going to sit in our sound-proof booth for this round! When he emerges, he must pick his most favourite answer in the whole, wide world.
BEGIN!
God like being? Awesome... unless it's Nurgle!
GIVE YON CARDS TO ME
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, pixelated bukkake will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, Count Chocula will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, anal beads will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, Shaquille O'Neal's acting career will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, genital piercings will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, unfathomable stupidity will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, serfdom will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, man meat will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, hot cheese will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, winking at old people will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, flightless birds will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, pulling out will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, white privilege will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, the chronic will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, licking things to claim them as your own will be our currency.
In 1000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, amputees will be our currency.
Salvation481012, get out of that sound-proof booth! Somebody smack him, he can't hear me. It's time to pick the winner!
Then I got down to "licking things to claim them as your own" and just lost it. Straight and funny.
Inquisitor77: Rius, you are Sisyphus and melee Wizard is your boulder
Tube: This must be what it felt like to be an Iraqi when Saddam was killed
Bookish Stickers - Mrs. Rius' Etsy shop with bumper stickers and vinyl decals.
Debase yourselves before me to curry favor
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
This is pretty much the best answer.
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Another name on the board! Good work, Talnaior! And here comes the buzzer. Fuck it. I'm not even going to pretend to be surprised this time.
Good. There it is. BONUS ROUND!
Once again, your old pal Smiley will be judging this round and awarding five lucky contestants with a point. Or maybe you'll get more than one point because you're a baller, and you GAMBLED a point away?
Contestants, you should have your new cards by now. Give me your best answer to the following question:
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
I writhe in anticipation for this one, folks!
Sorry, must not have saved the PSD last round.
yey! no worries figgy.
All of the things.
We are filling __ with __ to make __ and then __.
THROW ME UNDER THE BUS WHY DONT YOU?
I mean... uh... you didnt name any.... *cough*
How about them... sports teams?
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? An erection that lasts longer than four hours
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Panda sex
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Another goddamn vampire movie
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Incest
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Lactation
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Harry Potter erotica
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? A drive-by shooting
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Hormone injections
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Auschwitz
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Friends with benefits
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? A sausage festival
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Same-sex ice dancing
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Horrifying laser hair removal accidents
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Switching to Geico
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? The Gays
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? A good sniff
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Aaron Burr
Let me think. I think I will throw a point over to dear old Cayrus, for certain. We all know how homophobic, yet oddly curious, Grandmas can be. One point for The Gays! And along those same lines, same-sex ice dancing would have a much similar effect. Anialos, this is your point!
I am going to take Rius's submission of "a sausage festival" as entirely literal. And that's why it gets a point! Grandmas love sausage. All kinds! And a nice festival is just the place to find a lovely selection. Of course, that means large crows. And that's why it's disturbing.
We'll give "Auschwitz" a point as well, because it's the name of the game! Cards for Auchwitz. Wait, no. That's not the name of the game. Too late, point scored, towndrunk34!
And of course, what Grandma wouldn't be Grandma if she wasn't secretly thinking of a romp in the hay with her dearest relatives? But secretly. You know, so it's totally cool. [Matev scores a point with "Incest!" Feel free to plop that one down in your signatures, folks.
Let's look at the board at the end of our bonus round!
Moving right along, Rius is going to help me select the winner for the following question:
What am I giving up for Lent?
Those crazy Catholics! Let's begin!
Zithra Melitch in Star Wars: An Empire's End
Jellica in In the Shadow of Zeus