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[Cards Against Humanity] With your host, Guy Smiley! Round 5!

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  • TelnaiorTelnaior Registered User
    edited April 2012
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Anialos wrote: »
    1. Cheating in the special olympics.
    2. Police brutality.
    3. Oedipus complex.

    My answers are identical.

    Vote pyramids ahoy!
    (ie:
    1. Cheating in the special olympics.
    2. Police brutality.
    3. Oedipus complex.
    )

    Telnaior on
  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus I will show you why hurricanes are named after peopleRegistered User regular
    This game is rigged! I demand a recount!!
    One...two... thr-God dammit

    ONE DAY ILL WIN

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    I never had any of my submissions voted for in any way! Hurray!

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    "Big Damn Heroes, Sir."
    "Ain't we just."
  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus I will show you why hurricanes are named after peopleRegistered User regular
    I gambled my only point away immediately. Like a fool. A foolish fool!

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  • FiggyFiggy Registered User regular
    I've just received word that the votes have been tallied and the scores adjusted. First, let's have a look at our winning entries!


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    1st - Pesky - While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on cheating in the Special Olympics.
    2nd - Majestic Goat - While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on sexy pillow fights.

    1st - Rius - I never understood police brutality until I encountered a token minority.
    2nd - Anialos - I never understood the folly of man until I encountered Pabst Blue Ribbon.

    1st - Pesky - An Oedipus complex: kid tested, mother approved.
    2nd - Laemkral - A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis: kid tested, mother approved.

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    Wow! Pesky rockets into first, tied with Rius! If it weren't for the terribly low budget your pal Smiley was given for this damn show, we'd have some sort of tie-breaker. So, you both win!

    You'll both go home with our Cards Against Humanity prize pack! It includes one $50 gift certificate for Applebee's. And that's it. So I guess it's just more of a prize than a pack. No matter, you're still grand prize winners in my book!

    Thanks for playing everyone! If you could quickly but calmly make your way for one of the exits, I can get out of this itchy suit and phone my agent. Someone is going to catch some shit.


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    Alright, looks like I'm giving up golden showers for Lent.
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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus I will show you why hurricanes are named after peopleRegistered User regular
    That was fun! Thanks, @Figgy

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  • AnialosAnialos RPG MPD patient #1 Registered User regular
    Yey tied for 6th!

    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I play a lot of video games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer" because "gamer" has become a pretty fucking disgusting label

    like "skinhead" or "republican"
  • RiusRius Registered User regular
    Huzzah! Thanks for running this, Figgy; it was fun.

    I actually also had the "Vigilante Justice" card; it was a real problem choosing between that and "Police Brutality" to pair with "a token minority."

    I'm a terrible person.

  • VanguardVanguard the champion of i-don't-give-a-fuck what tremendously unlikableRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Not a point on the board. For shame.

    *Spits on the floor as he leaves*

  • peskypesky Registered User regular
    Wheres mah gift certificate!!! Heh thanks fer hosting figgy and putting up with my crap.

  • Shiny New ToysShiny New Toys Registered User regular
    Sorry for dropping out guys, had some rl stuff to deal with. Thanks for hosting figgy, this is an excellent game

  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    Only after I sent my choices in did I realize I could've made something better. Then I saw the Oedipus Complex one and knew I'd lost.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
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