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Two of my friends made a bet and they need a consequence.

T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATEDNAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
edited March 2012 in Social Entropy++
Two of my friends made a bet four months ago to see who could go longer without getting a haircut

One of them texted my other friend today and said "Start thinking of a consequence. I'm getting my hair cut soon."

He can't think of a good consequence


preferably something that doesn't cause bodily harm. PUT YOUR MINDS TO WORK SE++. WE NEED SOMETHING RIDICULOUS THAT STILL ENABLES HIM TO DO HIS DAY-TO-DAY ACTIVITIES.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    He has to eat the hair.

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Shave

    Everything.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    the one with all the long hair left over should be forced to glue it all into liberty spikes, dyed blue, for some solemn event

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Well, they're already friends with you, so i think they've suffered enough.

    Loser pays for winner's haircuts for a year?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    wrap the hair around a dildo and put the dildo in his butt

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    who ever loses can't make bets ever again

  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    He has to eat the hair.

    Yes, this. I approve of this idea.

    Otherwise, have the consequence be that he get ALL his hair removed.

    Spectre-x on
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Winner picks the haircut?

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Shave

    Everything.

    This is a good one

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Wait, i change my answer,
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    He has to eat the hair.

    This, do this.

  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    has to watch every pitch of the 2012 Seattle Mariners season

  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
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    Yes. Make with the hair eating.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    The winner gets to have sex with the loser.

    The loser has to have sex with the winner.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    they can't get their hair cut

    they have to keep growing it out until it's of a length that can be donated to locks of love or something similar

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    who the hell makes a bet without terms?

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    loser has to glue the hair to their face and wear it that way for a week

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    make them watch wanted

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    both of them

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    loser has to try to sell his hair on the streets dressed like a hobo

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Make him roll his hair up into a cigar and smoke it all the way down.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Soggy biscuit.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    The only hair that gets cut

    is his pubes

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    make him glue the pubes to his face and wear it for a week

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Soggy biscuit.

    That would require a great number of fucked up people.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    seriously though, your friends are dumb. how do you make a a bet with no terms?

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Make the loser watch The Last Airbender... WITHOUT Rifftrax.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Hey man i bet you!

    Yeah okay!

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Make the loser watch The Last Airbender... WITHOUT Rifftrax.

    If they're smart, they'll be able to provide their own jokes.

    That's what me and my friends do every time we watch stupid movies.

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Hey man i bet you!

    Yeah okay!

    I bet on Red 21.

    How much?

    Eh, we'll see.

    Sounds good.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    loser has to give me, an internet stranger, all their money

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Make the loser watch The Last Airbender... WITHOUT Rifftrax.

    If they're smart, they'll be able to provide their own jokes.

    That's what me and my friends do every time we watch stupid movies.

    Going solely on what we learned about them in this thread, there will be no jokes.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    TLB has the right idea.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Make the loser watch The Last Airbender... WITHOUT Rifftrax.

    it's okay, they can use my twitter feed from the last hour and a half

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    alt post: it's okay they can pay me ten bucks to yell bad jokes and references at them while they watch the movie.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Hey man i bet you!

    Yeah okay!

    I bet on Red 21.

    How much?

    Eh, we'll see.

    Sounds good.

    Well you lost

    Well, good thing i only bet a dollar.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Make the loser watch The Last Airbender... WITHOUT Rifftrax.

    If they're smart, they'll be able to provide their own jokes.

    That's what me and my friends do every time we watch stupid movies.

    Going solely on what we learned about them in this thread, there will be no jokes.

    Then the real punishment would be being in the same room with the loser while he watches it.

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Do these friends have gilrfriends? Boyfriends? Dates in the near future?

    Either way, they have to bring the hair in a ziplock bag along with them the next time they go out with someone romantically.

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    the only acceptable kind of bet with no terms is a bet of honor

    but that has to involve doing badass things for the sake of doing badass things

    not putting off getting a haircut like some kind of unkempt monster

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Or hell just revert to slap bet.

    Fuck, just slap them yourself for making a bet with no terms.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    make them listen to your podcast

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