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Avengers Assemble! Avengers 2 should be Avengers vs. Godzilla.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    No fucking way will Man of Steel be worse than that self-indulgent piece of shit Returns abomination.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Hulk having stubble/a light beard totally makes sense and would look cool

    especially since we see Banner with five o'clock shadow all the time that disappears when he hulks out

    His skin gets thicker so the hair follicles need to be longer in order to protude from the skin.

    Also, I didn't see it, but I remember from the trailer that the "Next Avengers" movie or whatever it was called had an old Hulk with a white beard. Let me see if I can find the trailer.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOo3E1Q9AtA

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    No fucking way will Man of Steel be worse than that self-indulgent piece of shit Returns abomination.

    Returns wasn't directed by Snyder

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    No fucking way will Man of Steel be worse than that self-indulgent piece of shit Returns abomination.

    Returns wasn't directed by Snyder

    Snyder at least can direct an exciting action sequence.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    No fucking way will Man of Steel be worse than that self-indulgent piece of shit Returns abomination.

    Returns wasn't directed by Snyder

    Snyder at least can direct an exciting action sequence.

    His films are more coherent with an established structure Synder didn't make himself. That's why I'm sure it won't become another Sucker Punch.

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    No fucking way will Man of Steel be worse than that self-indulgent piece of shit Returns abomination.

    Returns wasn't directed by Snyder

    Snyder at least can direct an exciting action sequence.
    There were a lot of complaints leveled against Returns but most people agree that the plane rescue sequence was pretty great.

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    They are making a sequel to twins with Eddie Murphy.
    One of these things is not like the other. Actually, none of these things are like any of the other…and that’s what made the premise of Ivan Reitman’s 1988 film Twins work. But how do you further capitalize on the hilarious assumption that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are twin brothers? Add in Eddie Murphy as a long-lost sibling and call it Triplets. Currently, there is no director attached, but Reitman will produce the project via his Montecito Picture Co. The sequel is in the process of recruiting writers as no substantial creative talks have occurred yet
    WHAT THE FUCK

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    They are making a sequel to twins with Eddie Murphy.
    One of these things is not like the other. Actually, none of these things are like any of the other…and that’s what made the premise of Ivan Reitman’s 1988 film Twins work. But how do you further capitalize on the hilarious assumption that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are twin brothers? Add in Eddie Murphy as a long-lost sibling and call it Triplets. Currently, there is no director attached, but Reitman will produce the project via his Montecito Picture Co. The sequel is in the process of recruiting writers as no substantial creative talks have occurred yet
    WHAT THE FUCK

    oh
    my
    god

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    as no substantial creative talks have occurred yet

    And they never will.

    As for Returns, refresh my memory - didn't Luthor get let off the hook because Supes was too busy checking out Krypton to make his court appearance?

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
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    They fucked up the S shield.

    how do you fuck up the S shield

    JUST.

    DO.

    IT.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Here is the actual costume

    superman-man-of-steel-set-photo-costume-henry-cavill-01.jpg

    So no wavy shit, but the middle part of the S is still big and fat

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    the entire thing seems like a joke
    "dude you know that Snyder would make a Superman film dark and edgy if he directed one"

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Here is the actual costume

    superman-man-of-steel-set-photo-costume-henry-cavill-01.jpg

    So no wavy shit, but the middle part of the S is still big and fat

    the shield is not the problem with that costume

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    The "S" doesn't bother me. I'm not happy about it either.

    I'm ambivalent.

    But then I've reserved most of my rage for them using fucking Zod again!

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    In other "what the fuck is going on" news:
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    that is a fucking Mars Attacks musical written by John Layman of Chew and Marvel Zombies vs. Army of Darkness

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    scrolling down and finding "coming to broadway" is not the strangest turn I've seen in a thing tonight, but it's close

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    HA!

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Antimatter wrote: »
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    the entire thing seems like a joke
    "dude you know that Snyder would make a Superman film dark and edgy if he directed one"

    A darker tone isn't necessarily a bad thing in moderation with a concept like Superman. It can't be worse than Burton & Cage's movie before it got shut down by WB.

    Harry Dresden on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Superman is the motherfucking anti-thesis of dark and edgy

    you want dark and edgy, watch Batman

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Look, we already got a bright and happy Batman in the form of Adam West.

    Let's give dark and edgy Superman a shot!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Here is the actual costume

    superman-man-of-steel-set-photo-costume-henry-cavill-01.jpg

    So no wavy shit, but the middle part of the S is still big and fat

    the shield is not the problem with that costume

    No, but people were just wondering about whether or not the shield in that logo image would be the one on the actual costume and I thought I would clear it up

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
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    the entire thing seems like a joke
    "dude you know that Snyder would make a Superman film dark and edgy if he directed one"

    A darker tone isn't necessarily a bad thing in moderation with a concept like Superman. It can't be worse than Burton & Cage's movie before it got shut down by WB.

    They can make it serious without making it dark
    One does not require the other

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    A darker tone isn't necessarily a bad thing in moderation with a concept like Superman.

    this sentence is incomprehensible

    any superman that is superman will destroy dark edginess with his mere presence

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Superman is the motherfucking anti-thesis of dark and edgy

    you want dark and edgy, watch Batman

    Depends how it's executed. All they need to do is keep it from getting to dark, which I'm sure Synder is capable of.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Look, we already got a bright and happy Batman in the form of Adam West.

    Let's give dark and edgy Superman a shot!
    BREAK YOU

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    "let's make a dark and edgy superman movie" seems like an incredibly cynical direction to take superman and superman is basically the antithesis of cynicism

    you mean to tell me nobody could make a big, fun, rollicking superman movie

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Look, we already got a bright and happy Batman in the form of Adam West.

    Let's give dark and edgy Superman a shot!
    BREAK YOU

    Let me share my ideas on Transformers...

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Look, we already got a bright and happy Batman in the form of Adam West.

    Let's give dark and edgy Superman a shot!
    BREAK YOU

    Let me share my ideas on Transformers...

    transformers are allowed to be dark and edgy

    they're also allowed to be extremely light harded
    they belong in a spectrum

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    looks like the best superman movie will remain The Iron Giant

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Here is the actual costume

    superman-man-of-steel-set-photo-costume-henry-cavill-01.jpg

    So no wavy shit, but the middle part of the S is still big and fat

    the shield is not the problem with that costume

    It's like his costume has fused with bubble wrap.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Look, we already got a bright and happy Batman in the form of Adam West.

    Let's give dark and edgy Superman a shot!
    BREAK YOU

    Let me share my ideas on Transformers...

    transformers are allowed to be dark and edgy

    they're also allowed to be extremely light harded
    they belong in a spectrum

    No, my reboot is about humans that can morph into cars.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    A darker tone isn't necessarily a bad thing in moderation with a concept like Superman.

    this sentence is incomprehensible

    any superman that is superman will destroy dark edginess with his mere presence

    I said a darker tone, not turn him into the Punisher or Batman.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I'm taking bets on whether Man of Steel will be worse than Superman Returns.

    this is literally impossible

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Look, we already got a bright and happy Batman in the form of Adam West.

    Let's give dark and edgy Superman a shot!
    BREAK YOU

    Let me share my ideas on Transformers...

    transformers are allowed to be dark and edgy

    they're also allowed to be extremely light harded
    they belong in a spectrum

    No, my reboot is about humans that can morph into cars.

    we are not bringing back turbo teen

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    "let's make a dark and edgy superman movie" seems like an incredibly cynical direction to take superman and superman is basically the antithesis of cynicism

    you mean to tell me nobody could make a big, fun, rollicking superman movie

    It means that the Dark Knight did very well and the thought "The Dark Knight did well because it was a beloved franchise, well marketed and written directed and acted well" is to long so they just go with "TDK did well because it was DARK and dark is in!"

    Of course Iron Man did well too but was to cheery.

    If it had been as dark as TDK obviously it would have been an even bigger hit.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    "let's make a dark and edgy superman movie" seems like an incredibly cynical direction to take superman and superman is basically the antithesis of cynicism

    you mean to tell me nobody could make a big, fun, rollicking superman movie
    yes, this

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Look, we already got a bright and happy Batman in the form of Adam West.

    Let's give dark and edgy Superman a shot!
    BREAK YOU

    Let me share my ideas on Transformers...

    transformers are allowed to be dark and edgy

    they're also allowed to be extremely light harded
    they belong in a spectrum

    No, my reboot is about humans that can morph into cars.

    we are not bringing back turbo teen

    Pitching to a studio exec. Gonna make it a movie.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Christopher Nolan is a producer on Man of Steel and there has been lots of talk of him "guiding" it but no clue of what that actually means

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