Avengers Assemble! Avengers 2 should be Avengers vs. Godzilla.

Antimatter

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

This is some heavy duty Avengers spoilers and speculation for Avengers 2 so don't read unless you don't care:

Spoiler:

Well Loki kills Coulson, but Clark Gregg hints that Coulson's work in the MCU isn't done quite yet.

So

I was thinking about how in the comics Vision had his brain patterns modeled after Simon Williams

well, what if they introduced Vision in Avengers 2 but had them modeled after Coulson's personality instead?

It isn't a perfect solution because he would be a superpowered robot instead of a dude in a suit but hey I would happily take it

Christ I hate myself for clicking this

I do too

Spoiler:

But I'd hate Whedon more if I hadn't. This way I'm not surprised by his BS.

Theodore Floosevelt

Undead Scottsman wrote: »

Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »

so I'm planning on watching each of the Avengers' respective movies leading up to The Avengers

I'm gonna go chronologically, but should I watch Captain America last... or first

I need the most optimal experience possible

Well, the movies are all over the mark chonologically.

Basically
WW2 Captain America Stuff
Incredible Hulk Opening Stuff
Iron Man
First part of Incredible Hulk (Everything up to him making it to the University)
Iron Man 2/Thor/Incredible Hulk weave in and out of each other.
Last two scenes of Incredible Hulk
Present Day Cap stuff.

The comic "Fury's Big Week" clarifies the interving of the 3 movies.

Personally I go by theme, especially leading into the Avengers

-Start with Cap, as everything sort of starts here: the super soldier program, the Stark dynasty, and the tesseract
-Then go to Iron Man and Iron Man 2, as they work well leading into each other, establish SHIELD and reminds people of the cosmic cube
-I put incredible hulk here because it leads off of Stark and I think thor goes better last
-I put Thor last as it reveals the whole Asgard technology concept, as well as directly sets up the avengers at the end with Loki and the Tesseract.

A Funny thing happened on the way to Thor's Hammer and the Consultant go before and after Thor, respectively.

Ah, I had no idea that Iron Man 2/Thor/Hulk were so intertwined. Though now I'm remembering that Tony is onboard with forming the Avengers in the post-credits scene for Hulk, but not into it throughout Iron Man 2.

Yeahhhh I'll probably follow the same order you've got there. Thor feels like it should lead into The Avengers (especially because of Loki's arc) and I like the idea of watching Cap first and then seeing super soldier come back in Incredible Hulk and Poppa Stark's legacy come back in IM2.

Grey Ghost

Antimatter wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

This is some heavy duty Avengers spoilers and speculation for Avengers 2 so don't read unless you don't care:

Spoiler:

Well Loki kills Coulson, but Clark Gregg hints that Coulson's work in the MCU isn't done quite yet.

So

I was thinking about how in the comics Vision had his brain patterns modeled after Simon Williams

well, what if they introduced Vision in Avengers 2 but had them modeled after Coulson's personality instead?

It isn't a perfect solution because he would be a superpowered robot instead of a dude in a suit but hey I would happily take it

Christ I hate myself for clicking this

I do too

Spoiler:

But I'd hate Whedon more if I hadn't. This way I'm not surprised by his BS.

Well

Spoiler:

I don't hate Whedon for killing off characters, I've watched almost everything from Buffy on and I know it's something he does a lot, and as long as there's meaning or at least emotional resonance to it then I'm fine with it

And I should have assumed somebody would die in this movie

I'm just mad that now I know who

The Geebs That Is A Pony

FUCK you guys, the spoilers are now unmarked because of the quote tree collapse

you buttheads almost got me

Undead Scottsman

Quote tree collapse? Looks fine to me.

Fearghaill

I think he means Blank's original disclaimer that it is a "heavy duty Avengers spoiler" was hidden by the quote tree collapse so he didn't realize what the spoilers were spoiling.

Grey Ghost

Um, I tried to edit the post to include warnings, but I already edited it once and now the button is gone

Can I seriously only edit a post one time here or what

The Geebs That Is A Pony

you know

not that you guys didn't put shit behind tags or anything but

I really really don't get the need to find this shit out before you even see the movie

I don't understand it at all

nightmarenny

Antimatter wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

This is some heavy duty Avengers spoilers and speculation for Avengers 2 so don't read unless you don't care:

Spoiler:

Well Loki kills Coulson, but Clark Gregg hints that Coulson's work in the MCU isn't done quite yet.

So

I was thinking about how in the comics Vision had his brain patterns modeled after Simon Williams

well, what if they introduced Vision in Avengers 2 but had them modeled after Coulson's personality instead?

It isn't a perfect solution because he would be a superpowered robot instead of a dude in a suit but hey I would happily take it

Christ I hate myself for clicking this

I do too

Spoiler:

But I'd hate Whedon more if I hadn't. This way I'm not surprised by his BS.

Spoiler:

Killing people is BS now

Fearghaill

Guys I just read the first trade of Hickman's S.H.I.E.L.D. it is so good.

also they snuck in a reference to Fraction's "Five Fists of Science" which is also great.

wirehead26

So Avengers currently has a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes based on 6 reviews. I know not every critic will have a positive review but that's a damn good sign.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

or maybe someone just won't like it

nightmarenny

I look forward to the inevitable negative review that's just there for the attention.

Though nothing will ever beat the Watchmen review in which the review cited every deviation from the normal world as flaw in an alternate history movie.

wirehead26

I still need to see the extended version of Watchmen.

nightmarenny

Oh surely there will be someone who truly doesn't like.

But in any well acclaimed movie there is a first super negative review that is just silly.

Turambar

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

This is some heavy duty Avengers spoilers and speculation for Avengers 2 so don't read unless you don't care:

Spoiler:

Well Loki kills Coulson, but Clark Gregg hints that Coulson's work in the MCU isn't done quite yet.

So

I was thinking about how in the comics Vision had his brain patterns modeled after Simon Williams

well, what if they introduced Vision in Avengers 2 but had them modeled after Coulson's personality instead?

It isn't a perfect solution because he would be a superpowered robot instead of a dude in a suit but hey I would happily take it

Christ I hate myself for clicking this

Re: Heavy duty spoilage

I read the first few words
went :shock: :o D: and closed that fucker

At least I don't know how it turns out

nightmarenny

Turambar wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

This is some heavy duty Avengers spoilers and speculation for Avengers 2 so don't read unless you don't care:

Spoiler:

Well Loki kills Coulson, but Clark Gregg hints that Coulson's work in the MCU isn't done quite yet.

So

I was thinking about how in the comics Vision had his brain patterns modeled after Simon Williams

well, what if they introduced Vision in Avengers 2 but had them modeled after Coulson's personality instead?

It isn't a perfect solution because he would be a superpowered robot instead of a dude in a suit but hey I would happily take it

Christ I hate myself for clicking this

Re: Heavy duty spoilage

I read the first few words
went :shock: :o D: and closed that fucker

At least I don't know how it turns out

You do actually. The rest of that is speculation. Honestly if you read the first sentence you may as well read the rest.

It can't hurt you anymore.

Butler For Life #1

Oh hey

Me too

Turambar

Nope, I refuse to go back there

Shazkar Shadowstorm

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

This is some heavy duty Avengers spoilers and speculation for Avengers 2 so don't read unless you don't care:

Spoiler:

Well Loki kills Coulson, but Clark Gregg hints that Coulson's work in the MCU isn't done quite yet.

So

I was thinking about how in the comics Vision had his brain patterns modeled after Simon Williams

well, what if they introduced Vision in Avengers 2 but had them modeled after Coulson's personality instead?

It isn't a perfect solution because he would be a superpowered robot instead of a dude in a suit but hey I would happily take it

Christ I hate myself for clicking this

why did i click it

even for half a second

i wouldnt if i was sober but i am drunk as hell so i impulsively clicked and unclicked it and i regretted it

Shazkar Shadowstorm

fuck

Blankzilla

Man I labeled that as best I could

any regrets for clicking it are on your heads!

MetroidZoid

Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

This is some heavy duty Avengers spoilers and speculation for Avengers 2 so don't read unless you don't care:

Spoiler:

Well Loki kills Coulson, but Clark Gregg hints that Coulson's work in the MCU isn't done quite yet.

So

I was thinking about how in the comics Vision had his brain patterns modeled after Simon Williams

well, what if they introduced Vision in Avengers 2 but had them modeled after Coulson's personality instead?

It isn't a perfect solution because he would be a superpowered robot instead of a dude in a suit but hey I would happily take it

Christ I hate myself for clicking this

why did i click it

even for half a second

i wouldnt if i was sober but i am drunk as hell so i impulsively clicked and unclicked it and i regretted it

Drink the memories away

nightmarenny

Haha.

I'm sorta amazed that with how much they've released I'm still not entirely sure what all is going to happen.

Spoiler:

LIke why does everybody fight Thor? Confusion when he's dragged out of Asgard? Loki trick?

So everybody gets together and Hulk leaves after a fight with Loki. He escapes and gets his army by trading thanos the cube. Then what? What's his plan? What's with people worshiping him?

Undead Scottsman

Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »

why did i click it

even for half a second

i wouldnt if i was sober but i am drunk as hell so i impulsively clicked and unclicked it and i regretted it

Drink more so you don't remember!

Shazkar Shadowstorm

Undead Scottsman wrote: »

Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »

why did i click it

even for half a second

i wouldnt if i was sober but i am drunk as hell so i impulsively clicked and unclicked it and i regretted it

Drink more so you don't remember!

good idea

DontShootToasters

MetroidZoid wrote: »

Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

This is some heavy duty Avengers spoilers and speculation for Avengers 2 so don't read unless you don't care:

Spoiler:

Well Loki kills Coulson, but Clark Gregg hints that Coulson's work in the MCU isn't done quite yet.

So

I was thinking about how in the comics Vision had his brain patterns modeled after Simon Williams

well, what if they introduced Vision in Avengers 2 but had them modeled after Coulson's personality instead?

It isn't a perfect solution because he would be a superpowered robot instead of a dude in a suit but hey I would happily take it

Christ I hate myself for clicking this

why did i click it

even for half a second

i wouldnt if i was sober but i am drunk as hell so i impulsively clicked and unclicked it and i regretted it

Drink the memories away

Always sound advice

Undead Scottsman

God dammit, still two more weeks to go. How the fuck am I going to survive that long?

Joolander

so I'm watching those Ultimate Avengers movies on Netflix

yeah those are uh

something

nightmarenny

I just did that.

Everybody is so bland.

Except Pym. Who's annoying.

TrippyJing

Pym is a dick and Wakanda is stupid.

PiptheFair

Joolander wrote: »

so I'm watching those Ultimate Avengers movies on Netflix

yeah those are uh

something

hey I saw this great little rib place right down the road

nightmarenny

PiptheFair wrote: »

Joolander wrote: »

so I'm watching those Ultimate Avengers movies on Netflix

yeah those are uh

something

hey I saw this great little rib place right down the road

Ah the one good thing.

Joolander

I also watched the animated Iron Man movie that came out right before the live action one

and I am so glad that the live action one was nothing like it

Undead Scottsman

Good Marvel animated movies (i.e. the ones I own)

Dr. Strange
Planet Hulk
Hulk Vs

nightmarenny

Hulk Vs. was my first time seeing Deadpool.

He kinda steals the show.

Joolander

the Dr. Strange one is good?

well I guess I should watch it, as I know absolutely nothing about him other than he is magic

RubberAC

I just re watched Hulk vs yesterday and the day before!
Man those are some solid animated fight scenes. And Deadpool is pretty great in Hulk vs Wolverine

MetroidZoid

The one part I remember about the first Ultimates movie

Spoiler:

Is Hulk choaking out Hank. Giant Hank. That was something

PiptheFair

any time hulk is kicking the shit out of something I will like it