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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular


    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • GimGim Grand Emperor-Captain of the USS Waterghazi Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    if I had a movie genie with three movie-related wishes one of them would definitely be for the return of R-rated sci-fi thrillers

    why did they stop making those? it's not like Total Recall and Robocop and Predator didn't make money hand over fist

    My guess is Paul Verhoeven kept having nightmares after Hollow Man. Kevin Bacon haunts him.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i remember being absolutely astounded at the x-ray scanner scene in total recall

    like, i was just mesmerized and had my dad rewind the tape over and over again so i could watch those people's skeletons move
    Three boobs was a fundamental moment in my childhood development.

    11 years old, no internet porn yet... three big boobies in the movie theater.

    my dad edited that part out with scissors and scotch tape.

    he did that on most of our movies

    : [

    Is this why you're like this.

  • hanskeyhanskey Registered User
    Feral wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    But Terry Gilliam is right there and no one's throwing $200 million dollars his way to make an SF epic about unreliable memories.

    My understanding is that Hollywood generally perceives giving Terry Gilliam money as akin to lighting it on fire.
    Sad, but true.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    the bourne novels are so radically different from the films.

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  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    But Terry Gilliam is right there and no one's throwing $200 million dollars his way to make an SF epic about unreliable memories.

    My understanding is that Hollywood generally perceives giving Terry Gilliam money as akin to lighting it on fire.

    Well, yeah, but his fires are really captivating to watch. Better a Terry Gilliam fiasco than a bland piece of crud like, say, Prince of Persia. Imagine the fun Gilliam would have had with a handsome prince whose magic knife could turn back time.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    But Terry Gilliam is right there and no one's throwing $200 million dollars his way to make an SF epic about unreliable memories.

    My understanding is that Hollywood generally perceives giving Terry Gilliam money as akin to lighting it on fire.

    Well, yeah, but his fires are really captivating to watch. Better a Terry Gilliam fiasco than a bland piece of crud like, say, Prince of Persia. Imagine the fun Gilliam would have had with a handsome prince whose magic knife could turn back time.

    He would find a way.
    To take back those words that hurt you.
    And you'd stay.


    (Seriously, though, I like Terry Gilliam too.)

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i remember being absolutely astounded at the x-ray scanner scene in total recall

    like, i was just mesmerized and had my dad rewind the tape over and over again so i could watch those people's skeletons move
    Three boobs was a fundamental moment in my childhood development.

    11 years old, no internet porn yet... three big boobies in the movie theater.

    my dad edited that part out with scissors and scotch tape.

    he did that on most of our movies

    : [

    Is this why you're like this.

    Did he also edit out arnold going bug-eyes, or all the violence?

    If not, he is the worst kind of censorship monster. Boobs are awesome, people getting torn apart or exploded from no atmosphere? Also awesome, but the kind of stuff that fucks with kids' heads more than tits.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »


    ahahahahaahah yessssss

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular


    this was the most amazing thing i'd ever seen

    and then in the shootout part it is even better

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    COHAAAAAGEN

    GIVE DE PEOPLE AIH!

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    "I finally got the Maker codes for Hitler's urine, cirka 1940
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i remember being absolutely astounded at the x-ray scanner scene in total recall

    like, i was just mesmerized and had my dad rewind the tape over and over again so i could watch those people's skeletons move
    Three boobs was a fundamental moment in my childhood development.

    11 years old, no internet porn yet... three big boobies in the movie theater.

    my dad edited that part out with scissors and scotch tape.

    he did that on most of our movies

    : [

    hahahahaha

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  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    Still, this year will give us Prometheus, which I cannot believe is going to be anything other than astonishing. Don't you dare fuck this up, Ridley Scott.

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i remember being absolutely astounded at the x-ray scanner scene in total recall

    like, i was just mesmerized and had my dad rewind the tape over and over again so i could watch those people's skeletons move
    Three boobs was a fundamental moment in my childhood development.

    11 years old, no internet porn yet... three big boobies in the movie theater.

    my dad edited that part out with scissors and scotch tape.

    he did that on most of our movies

    : [

    Is this why you're like this.

    Did he also edit out arnold going bug-eyes, or all the violence?

    If not, he is the worst kind of censorship monster. Boobs are awesome, people getting torn apart or exploded from no atmosphere? Also awesome, but the kind of stuff that fucks with kids' heads more than tits.

    he left that in

    it was for my mom really, she was more about "no nudity" in the stuff we consumed than anything else

    she is still that way

    murdering hundreds of bad guys? okay.

    a boob? WHOA.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Man, Sharon Stone was hot in that movie.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular


    Haven't seen the old one but the new seems cool. I like both Farrel and Beckinsale

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    god prometheus is going to be so good i know itttttt

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    http://www.y outube.com/watch?v=7CX9Agzeh-c

    this was the most amazing thing i'd ever seen

    and then in the shootout part it is even better

    back in the day when special effects were big news this scene got shown on Entertainment Tonight and stuff all the time. "WOW! Those are AMAZING!"

    it was all I saw of the movie until a few years later when I rented the video

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i remember being absolutely astounded at the x-ray scanner scene in total recall

    like, i was just mesmerized and had my dad rewind the tape over and over again so i could watch those people's skeletons move
    Three boobs was a fundamental moment in my childhood development.

    11 years old, no internet porn yet... three big boobies in the movie theater.

    my dad edited that part out with scissors and scotch tape.

    he did that on most of our movies

    : [

    Is this why you're like this.

    Did he also edit out arnold going bug-eyes, or all the violence?

    If not, he is the worst kind of censorship monster. Boobs are awesome, people getting torn apart or exploded from no atmosphere? Also awesome, but the kind of stuff that fucks with kids' heads more than tits.

    he left that in

    it was for my mom really, she was more about "no nudity" in the stuff we consumed than anything else

    she is still that way

    murdering hundreds of bad guys? okay.

    a boob? WHOA.

    She... she knows you see boobs on a regular basis at this point, right?

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular

    This is day 86 on my full return South Pole Expedition 2011/2012. I`m quite hungry and about to pick up my last cache by my second pulk which I left on the way in. As a part of my motivational plan I have on purpose not made notes on what goodies I have left behind in the cache.. and on this last one, I didn`t expect very much..

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  • MazzyxMazzyx A Restoration through Revolution. Registered User regular
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Clever girl.

    True fact: velociraptors would beguile their prey by offering kinky sex.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • GimGim Grand Emperor-Captain of the USS Waterghazi Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Still, this year will give us Prometheus, which I cannot believe is going to be anything other than astonishing. Don't you dare fuck this up, Ridley Scott.

    As long as Russell Crowe doesn't play the king of the Space Jockeys, its chances of relative success are quite high.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Today in Japanese class we watched videos on various martial arts. They had one that was basically kendo but fighting with guns with affixed bayonets.

    It looked pretty neat!

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I've said this before but I consider myself really lucky that I had parents who encouraged my movie habit. I got to see the Godfather when I was 10 and Midnight Cowboy when I was 11 or 12. My dad took me and my friends to stuff like Last of the Mohicans and Pulp Fiction.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    a boob? WHOA.

    The same logic applies everywhere, even here. If someone were to post a clip of the three-boobed lady, infraction city.
    we would also have people infracted for exploding heads, or shocking footage of violence.

    We run a tight ship in general here.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    a boob? WHOA.

    The same logic applies everywhere, even here. If someone were to post a clip of the three-boobed lady, infraction city.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    The child prostitution issue of Transmetropolitan is p good.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Terminator v Alien v Predator v Robo Cop v Rambo

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    All of these God damn YouTube videos disabled embedded play.

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i remember being absolutely astounded at the x-ray scanner scene in total recall

    like, i was just mesmerized and had my dad rewind the tape over and over again so i could watch those people's skeletons move
    Three boobs was a fundamental moment in my childhood development.

    11 years old, no internet porn yet... three big boobies in the movie theater.

    my dad edited that part out with scissors and scotch tape.

    he did that on most of our movies

    : [

    Is this why you're like this.

    Did he also edit out arnold going bug-eyes, or all the violence?

    If not, he is the worst kind of censorship monster. Boobs are awesome, people getting torn apart or exploded from no atmosphere? Also awesome, but the kind of stuff that fucks with kids' heads more than tits.

    he left that in

    it was for my mom really, she was more about "no nudity" in the stuff we consumed than anything else

    she is still that way

    murdering hundreds of bad guys? okay.

    a boob? WHOA.

    She... she knows you see boobs on a regular basis at this point, right?

    dude it is mom logic i dont know

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Man who does embedded play?

    You open up the video on your second monitor so you can watch it and post at the same time.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    TL:DR that video is fantastic :D

  • MazzyxMazzyx A Restoration through Revolution. Registered User regular
    Still excited for the new Spider-Man. It looks so good.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I've said this before but I consider myself really lucky that I had parents who encouraged my movie habit. I got to see the Godfather when I was 10 and Midnight Cowboy when I was 11 or 12. My dad took me and my friends to stuff like Last of the Mohicans and Pulp Fiction.

    Yeah, my parents were pretty liberal about the movies I could watch. My dad and my sister were both heavily into sci-fi, so I saw most of the major sci-fi standards of the 70s and 80s growing up.

    Also, my dad had a thing about Conan the Barbarian so I've probably seen it upwards of 50 times.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    a boob? WHOA.

    The same logic applies everywhere, even here. If someone were to post a clip of the three-boobed lady, infraction city.
    we would also have people infracted for exploding heads, or shocking footage of violence.

    We run a tight ship in general here.

    What?! Feral just posted a clip of a wee tiny babby being shot in the head on this page - and it was funny!

    This ship. She is sea-worthy ... but not tight.

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    Odds numbers of tits should be an exception to all the rules

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    movies are pretty eh

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  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Terminator v Alien v Predator v Robo Cop v Rambo

    Terminator wins. Alien and Predator eat Rambo while Robocop guns them both down. Robocop then tries to give brief warning to Terminator only to find the Terminator has already shot him in the head because he doesn't feel pity, or remorse.

    Bogart on
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Man, the first Terminator movie was really poorly paced.

    Some of the parts in the middle where Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese are hiding out together are naptime.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
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