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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Terminator v Alien v Predator v Robo Cop v Rambo

    Terminator wins. Alien and Predator eat Rambo while Robocop guns them both down. Robocop then tries to give brief warning to Terminator only to find the Terminator has already shot him in the head because he doesn't feel pity, or remorse.

    We have a script!

    So close to making the best movie evar!

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    I grew up on Sci-Fi. My mom is obsessed with it so I was introduced early to all the major movies early in life.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    a boob? WHOA.

    The same logic applies everywhere, even here. If someone were to post a clip of the three-boobed lady, infraction city.
    we would also have people infracted for exploding heads, or shocking footage of violence.

    We run a tight ship in general here.

    What?! Feral just posted a clip of a wee tiny babby being shot in the head on this page - and it was funny!

    This ship. She is sea-worthy ... but not tight.
    That clip, it did not look real at all.

    We can post crudely drawn tits and dongs all day long. Picture of a real dong? Thats a jailing, minimum.

    Same goes with violent shock imagery, as I have seen.

  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Terminator v Alien v Predator v Robo Cop v Rambo

    Psychologically distraught First Blood Rambo or "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!" post-First Blood Rambo?

    Gim on
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Terminator v Alien v Predator v Robo Cop v Rambo

    Terminator wins. Alien and Predator eat Rambo while Robocop guns them both down. Robocop then tries to give brief warning to Terminator only to find the Terminator has already shot him in the head because he doesn't feel pity, or remorse.

    dude, what

    no way

    rambo hides in the mud like he did in first blood part 2, which arnie proved defeats predator

    alien is killed by predator, predator is killed by rambo, terminator terminates rambo and robocop kills the terminator because he is fucking robocop

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i remember being absolutely astounded at the x-ray scanner scene in total recall

    like, i was just mesmerized and had my dad rewind the tape over and over again so i could watch those people's skeletons move
    Three boobs was a fundamental moment in my childhood development.

    11 years old, no internet porn yet... three big boobies in the movie theater.

    my dad edited that part out with scissors and scotch tape.

    he did that on most of our movies

    : [
    This explains so much. I'm sorry, Gooey. :bz

    That is an empathetic bee.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    predator can't kill alien that's ridiculous

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  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Terminator v Alien v Predator v Robo Cop v Rambo

    Psychologically-distraught First Blood Rambo or "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!" post-First Blood Rambo?

    Whichever version covers himself in IR vision blocking mud. That one.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Well, yeah, but his fires are really captivating to watch. Better a Terry Gilliam fiasco than a bland piece of crud like, say, Prince of Persia. Imagine the fun Gilliam would have had with a handsome prince whose magic knife could turn back time.

    Man, Time Bandits was awful

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I grew up on Sci-Fi. My mom is obsessed with it so I was introduced early to all the major movies early in life.

    Yeah, me too.

    In addition to all the movies, we had a subscription to Starlog and my dad was a voracious sci-fi reader and always wanted to talk over the plot devices with me even for books I'd never read. I think I've vicariously absorbed the plot to every major sf book published before 1995. There were some books I couldn't even read if I wanted to because he'd spoiled the whole thing for me. I'm not mad about it or anything, it's just kind of funny.

    Wash: but it was a charming kind of awful.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Today in Japanese class we watched videos on various martial arts. They had one that was basically kendo but fighting with guns with affixed bayonets.

    It looked pretty neat!

    One of the more useless martial arts.

    Give me kendo with foldable shovels instead!

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    how the fuck is dinosaur a loaded word?

    I mean, there are Christian videos about the dinosaurs and how they were killed by the flood. childrens shows and everything? Creationists are cool with them so long as you accept that carbon dating is lucifer's tool and the dinosaurs all died ~4000 years ago.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »

    I understand the principle; there's evidence that loaded words on standardized tests can affect the outcome. Their list is a little broader than I'd expect, but the idea itself isn't crazy.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Fuck employers right now, seriously

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I grew up on Sci-Fi. My mom is obsessed with it so I was introduced early to all the major movies early in life.

    Yeah, me too.

    In addition to all the movies, we had a subscription to Starlog and my dad was a voracious sci-fi reader and always wanted to talk over the plot devices with me even for books I'd never read. I think I've vicariously absorbed the plot to every major sf book published before 1995. There were some books I couldn't even read if I wanted to because he'd spoiled the whole thing for me. I'm not mad about it or anything, it's just kind of funny.

    My mom use to read me sci-fi novels when I was younger. She read most of Pern, almost all of Tekwar and Jurrasic Park to me before I was in the 4th grade. Oh Tekwars, proving Shatner was a terrible but entertaining writer.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    I tried to get my ass to [chat] but it's just sitting here... I need to do dishes and laundry.

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    fuck you new york

    dinosaurs are awesome

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  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    how the fuck is dinosaur a loaded word?

    I mean, there are Christian videos about the dinosaurs and how they were killed by the flood. childrens shows and everything? Creationists are cool with them so long as you accept that carbon dating is lucifer's tool and the dinosaurs all died ~4000 years ago.

    There is also that picture of Jesus riding a raptor.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    a boob? WHOA.

    The same logic applies everywhere, even here. If someone were to post a clip of the three-boobed lady, infraction city.
    we would also have people infracted for exploding heads, or shocking footage of violence.

    We run a tight ship in general here.

    What?! Feral just posted a clip of a wee tiny babby being shot in the head on this page - and it was funny!

    This ship. She is sea-worthy ... but not tight.
    That clip, it did not look real at all.

    We can post crudely drawn tits and dongs all day long. Picture of a real dong? Thats a jailing, minimum.

    Same goes with violent shock imagery, as I have seen.

    Winky had to stop drawing cocks in his adventure thing.

    His depiction of me sucking a disembodied cock was censored to me trying to push a rooster down my throat.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    a boob? WHOA.

    The same logic applies everywhere, even here. If someone were to post a clip of the three-boobed lady, infraction city.
    we would also have people infracted for exploding heads, or shocking footage of violence.

    We run a tight ship in general here.

    What?! Feral just posted a clip of a wee tiny babby being shot in the head on this page - and it was funny!

    This ship. She is sea-worthy ... but not tight.
    that ain't no babby

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    wasn't there a tekwar game run on the d3d engine?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    That was one of the top results for "abdhyius" for a while.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Today in Japanese class we watched videos on various martial arts. They had one that was basically kendo but fighting with guns with affixed bayonets.

    It looked pretty neat!

    One of the more useless martial arts.

    Give me kendo with foldable shovels instead!

    Bayoneting people is RAD

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    sharon stone oozes buttsex

    she really does/did.

    That spandex covered ass was magic in the early 90s.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    sharon stone oozes buttsex

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Fuck employers right now, seriously

    small businesses are the fucking worst. 1099s everywhere, miscalculating taxes, and paying minimum wage

    the worst

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    a boob? WHOA.

    The same logic applies everywhere, even here. If someone were to post a clip of the three-boobed lady, infraction city.
    we would also have people infracted for exploding heads, or shocking footage of violence.

    We run a tight ship in general here.

    What?! Feral just posted a clip of a wee tiny babby being shot in the head on this page - and it was funny!

    This ship. She is sea-worthy ... but not tight.
    that ain't no babby

    That's a space station.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    a boob? WHOA.

    The same logic applies everywhere, even here. If someone were to post a clip of the three-boobed lady, infraction city.
    we would also have people infracted for exploding heads, or shocking footage of violence.

    We run a tight ship in general here.

    What?! Feral just posted a clip of a wee tiny babby being shot in the head on this page - and it was funny!

    This ship. She is sea-worthy ... but not tight.
    that ain't no babby

    That's a sweet babby.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Woah Canada has dropped the penny!

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Woah Canada has dropped the penny!

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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  • SarksusSarksus playing tennisRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Woah Canada has dropped the penny!

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    Your small business

    8-)

    just went out of business.

    Sarksus on
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Woah Canada has dropped the penny!

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/story/2012/03/29/federalbudget-flaherty-penny-cent.html

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Today in Japanese class we watched videos on various martial arts. They had one that was basically kendo but fighting with guns with affixed bayonets.

    It looked pretty neat!

    One of the more useless martial arts.

    Give me kendo with foldable shovels instead!

    Bayoneting people is RAD

    but pretty inconvenient.

    Just shoot them, instead.

    Like, in the WWI trenches, bayonets were useless. In close quarters like that, full-size rifles are hella unwieldy. Putting a bayonet on them - which back then where often closer to swords than knives - doesn't exactly improve that.

    But your trusty ol' shovel? That's useful.

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    I guess money that went two decimal places was too hard for Canadians. :bz

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Woah Canada has dropped the penny!

    What will we use to flick at each other now? D:

  • descdesc think u know wat time while i'm sat navvin'Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Well, yeah, but his fires are really captivating to watch. Better a Terry Gilliam fiasco than a bland piece of crud like, say, Prince of Persia. Imagine the fun Gilliam would have had with a handsome prince whose magic knife could turn back time.

    Man, Time Bandits was awful

    Woah

    Woah

    Woah

    Woah

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Without the penny how will I leave a penny/take a penny?

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    we're also dropping our decimal coins

    one krone is 100 øre and the smallest coin is 50 øre but now that is gone too.

    Which is great. I treat it like lint, not currency.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2012
    ok, i couldn't finish this article because i was worried that it might cause a cerebral hemorrhage of some sort.

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/29/opinion/stanley-sarah-palin/index.html?hpt=hp_bn7

    Dynagrip on
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