Chico's got the whole world in his butt
Chico's got the whole world in his butt
Chico's got the whole world in his butt
Chico's got the whole world in his butt
Chico's got my brothers and my sisters in his butt
Chico's got my brothers and my sisters in his butt
Chico's got my brothers and my sisters in his butt
Chico's got the whole world in his butt
Chico's got the sun and the rain in his butt
Chico's got the moon and the stars in his butt
Chico's got the wind and the clouds in his butt
Chico's got the whole world in his butt
Chico's got the rivers and the mountains in his butt
Chico's got the oceans and the seas in his butt
Chico's got you and he's got me in his butt
Chico's got the whole world in his butt
Chico's got everybody here in his butt
Chico's got everybody there in his butt
Chico's got everybody everywhere in his butt
Chico's got the whole world in his butt
Once as a kid I got a Beast Wars action figure of my favourite decipticon, Waspinator! Just seconds after opening up the package I promptly lost his stingers which doubled as ammo for his gun. :bz
Kept the bulk of my Transformers toys at my mom's house after I moved into my apartment. Went back to go get them this past week and only one is lost.
Where have you gone Masterpiece Starscream??
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
I know a guy who posted a Facebook status about losing his virginity. All pseudo philosophical and vague terms, but everyone knew exactly what it was about.
And then a year or two later, one of my friends goes through the effort to go back and find it, this now legendary status.
So I'm 20 years old, still a virgin, just out of a relationship that didn't end well. I decide to make a profile on OKCupid. I get the whole thing set up, and about a week later I get a message.
"Hey, you're pretty cute, and it looks like we share the same interests. Wanna grab coffee sometime?"
I say yes, of course. We get coffee, go on a couple of dates over the week, and then date number three rolls around.
She invited me over to her place to "watch a movie or something." So we started watching a movie, and then moved to the "or something" part.
She decides to take it to her bedroom, but she stops me outside her door.
"There's something I need to tell you..."
"What's that?" I ask. In my head though it's just "Please don't be a dude please don't be a dude."
"I'm kind of into bondage."
I'm thinking hands tied to the bed or behind the back, light bondage y'know? So I say, "Well, I know some knots."
She opens the door, and there are pulleys on the ceiling, large lengths of rope, ball gags, the whole 9 yards.
"...I'm gonna need to learn some more knots."
You never forget your first.
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
Please don't be a dude please don't be a dude."
whoa hey fuck you
i remember enjoying your bondage story the first couple times you've told it but really you can go have something horrible happen to you
way to judge someone's sexual orientation and preferences, anti
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The guy didn't want to find out the person he was dating was a man dressed as a woman...I don't see the problem with that. I wouldn't like to find that out either. I like girls.
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
the way i interpreted it, he was saying a transwoman was a man
if he were just talking about crossdressers, fine, whatever
and even if he doesn't want to date a transwoman, fine, whatever, regardless of how i feel
but if my interpretation was right, that is hella transphobic
i remember enjoying your bondage story the first couple times you've told it but really you can go have something horrible happen to you
I wasn't trying to offend, and I have nothing against the transgender community. I just didn't want to have a surefire loss of the v-card to go out the window because the person I was dating ended up being a guy. Sorry if that came across as insensitive =\
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
the thing is man, if that were the case, that still doesn't make him an intolerant person. it is the lightest amount of transphobia possible. 'I don't find you attractive anymore because of a characteristic that I was previously unable to detect'. it is similar to being attracted to a person until they are a terrible kisser, or have a scar or tattoo that was hidden by their clothes, or bad body odor. it would be kinda shitty for anyone to back out of a sexual encounter for anyone of these reasons, but that doesn't make them a bad person. it just means they have things in their head they can't get over.
I understand that you're trying to fight against a culture rife with intolerance, but there's no need to go into personal attacks when there is no evidence or previous history of hostility. the first sign of what may be casual intolerance should be a light touch to suss out the whether or not the opinion is formed out of actual bigotry or just ignorance. then, educate. if the education does not change their opinion, then they are a bad person and can be treated as such. otherwise, save that shit for conversation that doesn't matter. like ponies. or transformers.
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
the intolerant part is saying that they were a dude
they may have male parts, but that doesn't make them male
the intolerant part is saying that they were a dude
they may have male parts, but that doesn't make them male
This is true but jumping straight into "I hope horrible things happen to you" instead of at least first asking if what he meant was "please dont have a weiner" was kind of terrible
I mean I always prefer to think that people are just uninformed rather than bigoted if I dont know them very well and they say something like that, but I guess that could be naive on my part
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ITT Anti ruins a perfectly innocuous story.
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
i may have overreacted, a kneejerk response
but it's been my experience that bigotry is more common than just being uninformed
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
Yeah, technically the correct thing to be thinking is, "please don't have a johnson"
Of course, having a johnson and being a man get confused an awful lot, and for an internal sentiment, y'know, just the dude thinking that to himself, I have no problem with it. Especially given that we're hearing the story in retrospect, and even if he is more trans-aware now, and would never even think that language, back then that could have accurately been what he thought, a victim of ignorance over anything else.
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
My old man lost a semi-automatic shotgun in a marsh while duck hunting. Set it down in the grass to do something, turned back, gone. Looked for it until it was dark, still gone. Went back the next day, gone. It was a bummer.
Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.
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I was going to make this joke!
How does this make you feel?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBhR4QcBtE
Does Washington have good herb? That's really my only concern moving there from southern California
I'm spoiled
I've lost a lot of wallets. I haven't gotten a new one for about a year now. It's been working out pretty good for me so far.
I'm not a regular smoker but my friends who are say "unequivocally yes"
and having to search to find which one it was
not a week goes by without me kicking myself in the head for losing those.
Where have you gone Masterpiece Starscream??
And then a year or two later, one of my friends goes through the effort to go back and find it, this now legendary status.
He posts: "It's always the last place you look."
So I'm 20 years old, still a virgin, just out of a relationship that didn't end well. I decide to make a profile on OKCupid. I get the whole thing set up, and about a week later I get a message.
"Hey, you're pretty cute, and it looks like we share the same interests. Wanna grab coffee sometime?"
I say yes, of course. We get coffee, go on a couple of dates over the week, and then date number three rolls around.
She invited me over to her place to "watch a movie or something." So we started watching a movie, and then moved to the "or something" part.
She decides to take it to her bedroom, but she stops me outside her door.
"There's something I need to tell you..."
"What's that?" I ask. In my head though it's just "Please don't be a dude please don't be a dude."
"I'm kind of into bondage."
I'm thinking hands tied to the bed or behind the back, light bondage y'know? So I say, "Well, I know some knots."
She opens the door, and there are pulleys on the ceiling, large lengths of rope, ball gags, the whole 9 yards.
"...I'm gonna need to learn some more knots."
You never forget your first.
i remember enjoying your bondage story the first couple times you've told it but really you can go have something horrible happen to you
if he were just talking about crossdressers, fine, whatever
and even if he doesn't want to date a transwoman, fine, whatever, regardless of how i feel
but if my interpretation was right, that is hella transphobic
I wasn't trying to offend, and I have nothing against the transgender community. I just didn't want to have a surefire loss of the v-card to go out the window because the person I was dating ended up being a guy. Sorry if that came across as insensitive =\
they'd just have male parts
I understand that you're trying to fight against a culture rife with intolerance, but there's no need to go into personal attacks when there is no evidence or previous history of hostility. the first sign of what may be casual intolerance should be a light touch to suss out the whether or not the opinion is formed out of actual bigotry or just ignorance. then, educate. if the education does not change their opinion, then they are a bad person and can be treated as such. otherwise, save that shit for conversation that doesn't matter. like ponies. or transformers.
they may have male parts, but that doesn't make them male
This is true but jumping straight into "I hope horrible things happen to you" instead of at least first asking if what he meant was "please dont have a weiner" was kind of terrible
I mean I always prefer to think that people are just uninformed rather than bigoted if I dont know them very well and they say something like that, but I guess that could be naive on my part
but it's been my experience that bigotry is more common than just being uninformed
give me your face
Of course, having a johnson and being a man get confused an awful lot, and for an internal sentiment, y'know, just the dude thinking that to himself, I have no problem with it. Especially given that we're hearing the story in retrospect, and even if he is more trans-aware now, and would never even think that language, back then that could have accurately been what he thought, a victim of ignorance over anything else.
For most trans based bigotry I have encountered, that has not actually been the case
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