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Kuribo's Shoe

Speed Racer wrote: »

Egos wrote: »

Speed Racer wrote: »

my mom thinks it's stupid that she has to pay for weapons and armor, she thinks people should just give them to her since she's trying to save the day

it's always funny to me when she thinks something that gamers/mass effect fans also think

y'know, I kinda agree
"I'm Commander Shepard. I saved the Citadel. Give me your best fucking gear, so I can save your fucking arses!"

everyone agrees

people have been saying this for well over a decade now

mordin had a line in 2 about how the STG didn't have to pay for their own equipment

Seriously

sigh

yeah


if I was any good at sniper rifles at all then

I don't even know

Kwoaru

Dichotomy wrote: »

I kinda wanna wean myself off the valiant because there is no way they're gonna let it stay as good as it is once the N7 weapons start getting wider release

Fuck that, I'm riding this bird until it hits the dirt, just like the falcon

Day of the Bear

I'm terrible at sniper rifles.

It's why I mostly stick with asari adept/turian sentinel.

Also does it make me crazy that even though I have a revenant X and only a phaeston VI i like the phaeston better?

It's so much lighter and more accurate when not fired from cover. And really my turian exists to chain lightning the world, his machine gun just gets used while waiting on another overload cooldown.

Orca

Seriously wrote: »

sigh

yeah


if I was any good at sniper rifles at all then

I don't even know

The good news is you don't have to headshot with most of them

body shots are enough when you're dealing enough damage (or are shooting fast enough)

Seriously

Dongs Galore wrote: »

Speed Racer wrote: »

Dongs Galore wrote: »

@SpeedRacer

who exactly does your mom believe Liara did shrooms with in college

Udina

My first reaction was that Udina and Liara couldn't have gone to college because of the disparity in age

but then I realized Udina probably isn't that much younger than Liara at this point, and Asari probably start higher education somewhat later than humans since they take longer to mature

canon

really

I would put Liara as twice Udina's age

Dongs Galore

Seriously wrote: »

Dongs Galore wrote: »

Speed Racer wrote: »

Dongs Galore wrote: »

@SpeedRacer

who exactly does your mom believe Liara did shrooms with in college

Udina

My first reaction was that Udina and Liara couldn't have gone to college because of the disparity in age

but then I realized Udina probably isn't that much younger than Liara at this point, and Asari probably start higher education somewhat later than humans since they take longer to mature

canon

really

I would put Liara as twice Udina's age

Remember that humans in Me1 live to between 120-140 thanks to medical advances

Udina could well be significantly older than he looks

Dichotomy

Kwoaru wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

I kinda wanna wean myself off the valiant because there is no way they're gonna let it stay as good as it is once the N7 weapons start getting wider release

Fuck that, I'm riding this bird until it hits the dirt, just like the falcon

look maybe you can stand to have your heart broken twice but I'm not gonna let anything else in this game hurt me like sabotage did

-Tal

Udina's probably not much older than Anderson and he's only 46 in ME1

-Tal

oh and every time I think of Anderson, this song pops into my head now

Spoiler:

thanks for making me cry, Bioware

Orca

Udina's been hitting the booze pretty hard

Seriously

Orca wrote: »

Seriously wrote: »

sigh

yeah


if I was any good at sniper rifles at all then

I don't even know

The good news is you don't have to headshot with most of them

body shots are enough when you're dealing enough damage (or are shooting fast enough)

oh I know

that's all I do, it's all I can do, and I have to make them stand still to do that


that's one of the reasons the valiant is so great for me, because I have a bad habit of missing with the first shot

and then maybe the second shot


but if I were any good then


then

Kuribo's Shoe

-Tal wrote: »

oh and every time I think of Anderson, this song pops into my head now

Spoiler:

thanks for making me cry, Bioware

THE ENDING MEANS YOU CRIED FOR NO REASON NONE OF IT MATTERS EVER WAH

Fearghaill

Day of the Bear wrote: »

I'm terrible at sniper rifles.

It's why I mostly stick with asari adept/turian sentinel.

Also does it make me crazy that even though I have a revenant X and only a phaeston VI i like the phaeston better?

It's so much lighter and more accurate when not fired from cover. And really my turian exists to chain lightning the world, his machine gun just gets used while waiting on another overload cooldown.

I named my turian Electro and dress him exclusively in bright green + yellow for just this reason. Though I tend to use the chain overload as a way to get enemies to hold still for a second or so while I shoot them.

-Tal

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

-Tal wrote: »

oh and every time I think of Anderson, this song pops into my head now

Spoiler:

thanks for making me cry, Bioware

THE ENDING MEANS YOU CRIED FOR NO REASON NONE OF IT MATTERS EVER WAH

god, it feels like it's been years since I just

bitched on the internet

Orca

-Tal wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

-Tal wrote: »

oh and every time I think of Anderson, this song pops into my head now

Spoiler:

thanks for making me cry, Bioware

THE ENDING MEANS YOU CRIED FOR NO REASON NONE OF IT MATTERS EVER WAH

god, it feels like it's been years since I just

bitched on the internet

:lol:

Orca

Fearghaill wrote: »

Day of the Bear wrote: »

I'm terrible at sniper rifles.

It's why I mostly stick with asari adept/turian sentinel.

Also does it make me crazy that even though I have a revenant X and only a phaeston VI i like the phaeston better?

It's so much lighter and more accurate when not fired from cover. And really my turian exists to chain lightning the world, his machine gun just gets used while waiting on another overload cooldown.

I named my turian Electro and dress him exclusively in bright green + yellow for just this reason. Though I tend to use the chain overload as a way to get enemies to hold still for a second or so while I shoot them.

Yeah, that's why it's all about the Salarian Infiltrator for me. The shield drain makes it possible for me to actually snipe those motherfuckers.

chiasaur11

-Tal wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

-Tal wrote: »

oh and every time I think of Anderson, this song pops into my head now

Spoiler:

thanks for making me cry, Bioware

THE ENDING MEANS YOU CRIED FOR NO REASON NONE OF IT MATTERS EVER WAH

god, it feels like it's been years since I just

bitched on the internet

I think you've earned a rest.

Tal, stay with us. We're almost through this.

Orca

chiasaur11 wrote: »

-Tal wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

-Tal wrote: »

oh and every time I think of Anderson, this song pops into my head now

Spoiler:

thanks for making me cry, Bioware

THE ENDING MEANS YOU CRIED FOR NO REASON NONE OF IT MATTERS EVER WAH

god, it feels like it's been years since I just

bitched on the internet

I think you've earned a rest.

Tal, stay with us. We're almost through this.

-Tal?

chiasaur11

Orca wrote: »

chiasaur11 wrote: »

-Tal wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

-Tal wrote: »

oh and every time I think of Anderson, this song pops into my head now

Spoiler:

thanks for making me cry, Bioware

THE ENDING MEANS YOU CRIED FOR NO REASON NONE OF IT MATTERS EVER WAH

god, it feels like it's been years since I just

bitched on the internet

I think you've earned a rest.

Tal, stay with us. We're almost through this.

-Tal?

Oh well.

So, anyone got a thread ready when this one gets locked?

We can't spend all our time celebrating the Special Tasks Group.

MrMonroe

crwth wrote: »

i dunno if you guys have seen this

http://narida.pytalhost.com/me3/classes/#00BAAAA

it's a multiplayer class creator so you can see what all different builds you can make for each class/weapon combo

pretty useful i think!

that is useful

for instance

how to play Krogan Soldier

Kuribo's Shoe

yeah I've got a thread

Cambiata

-Tal wrote: »

oh and every time I think of Anderson, this song pops into my head now

Spoiler:

thanks for making me cry, Bioware

Oh wow, that song by itself

Spoiler:

The tears, they will not stop!

Remember when people were complaining that the soundtrack would suck because Jack Wall wasn't going to be doing it?

Orca

The music in ME3

So good

Like, fleets arriving

I've listened to it dozens of times

still get chills every time I hear it

every time I think of it

Dichotomy

several weeks out, people complaining about people complaining about the ending still remain vastly more irritating than people complaining about the ending

MrMonroe

also:

how to be good at spamming BEs

mRahmani

chiasaur11 wrote: »

So, anyone got a thread ready when this one gets locked?

We can't spend all our time celebrating the Special Tasks Group.

[Mass Effect]: Wherein we discuss Kaidan's secret fortune in seized Calvin Klein profits

Cambiata

I started listening to the song that -Tal posted, then I realized there's no way in hell I can listen to the entire song while I'm at work. I wonder if I'll ever be able to listen to certain parts of the soundtrack without

Spoiler:

sobbing like a little girl

Dichotomy

I feel like I have somehow failed for not really caring about anderson

Nerdgasmic

He was your space dad, dichot

Kuribo's Shoe

Dichotomy wrote: »

several weeks out, people complaining about people complaining about the ending still remain vastly more irritating than people complaining about the ending

only because you are complaining about the ending

if you were complaining about people complaining about the ending, you would be more irritated by the regular complainers

so stop forcing your opinion down my throat, man

Dichotomy

but it's the only way my opinions can reproduce

Cambiata

Dichotomy wrote: »

I feel like I have somehow failed for not really caring about anderson

It's a test, Dich. A test for finding out whether you're a terrible person or not.

Spoiler:

You are one.

Kuribo's Shoe

somebody lock the thread I'm all anxious to post mine

Egos

-Tal wrote: »

Udina's probably not much older than Anderson and he's only 46 in ME1

They both look a fair amount older. Granted Bioware is not kind to most of its characters in the looks department.

Spoiler:

Just look at how the British Sniper from the trailer translated over :I

Orca

Anderson and Udina both look more Hackett's age

-Tal

a reaper invasion will age you quick

Kuribo's Shoe

hackett out

Orca

HACK IT OUT

-Tal

Hackett looks like Zaeed

and Zaeed is also supposedly in his 40's though that number is highly suspect