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Michael Bay's Teenage [mini-phalla] Ninja Turtles CAYRUS AND HOST VICTORY!

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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    Poor MrT :(

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    It was worth it

    /reach for sky

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  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    > shoot zombie

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Your bullet hits Infidel's twice-killed carcass. Leave the poor guy alone!

    MrTLicious wrote:
    I'm done.

    (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    "A purple-suited goggle-wearing menace is smashing his way down Wall Street. He has a megaphone and is yelling... demands we think?"

    "SHREDDER! WHERE ARE YOU SHREDDER! YOU SAID WE WERE SPECIAL!"

    You said what we had NO ONE COULD SEVER! And then I caught you with Infidel the Foot Super-Soldier. AND THEN YOU DIED!

    You left me ALONE. HURTING! SHREDDER!"
    "He seems to be operating some sort of mechanized walker unit that is crushing cars and storefronts... with huge, hulk-life fists?"

    Would a couple of kind souls like to help this poor tormented gent?

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Me!

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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    Me

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  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    Too late!

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    MrT and Ret are on the scene. Would like you to talk with him from afar or move closer?

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Sorry Cayrus.

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    Move closer

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Keep my distance.

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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    If we don't get close, how will he understand our compassion!?

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Do we have to agree? If we do I'll move closer. I just wanted to see all the possibilities :)

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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    I'm just having fun, I doubt we do.

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    You don't have to agree.

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    K. Talk from afar, then. I sense a trap.

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    MrT was scared. He had no business being here. Someone MIGHT SEE HIM. But maybe he should help. It... he had done so many awful things... this might be redemption!

    Ret ain't scurred and waltzed up to the Foot Soldier

    Do you guys want to talk or wait for him (This you'd have to agree on) to do something?

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Ah, retaba you okay with talking?

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    Talk!

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Yeah, talk it up!

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Retaba yelled up to the vehicle, "Hey lil buddy! How's it hanging?"

    From further back, MrT cowered, but offered a tentative, "H-hey..."

    The Foot Soldier stopped rampaging for a moment and called down, "What?"

    Retaba smirked, "No, he's on second, who's on first!"

    MrT twitched, "NO! I mean, sorry, umm, are you okay?"

    "... Yes, I'm fine, can I go back to brokenly rampaging?"

    Can the Foot Soldier go back to brokenly rampaging or would you like to talk some more?

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    Hmm if he keeps rampaging maybe he will calm down! But talking to him some more might help

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    It's like you have two choices that could be viable!

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I'd say let him rampage, but my character is non-confrontational :)

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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    I KNOW, we're about to create an alternate reality! I say talk some more.

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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    His politeness in asking us if he can makes me think he needs help! He really wants us to reach out to him.

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Is this an agree thing or can Retaba just talk some more while I stay in the background watching?

    Edit: If not, I feel a sudden pang of compassion and ask him what's on his mind.

    MrTLicious on
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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    Oh no, the silence is dreadful. Did we choose... poorly?

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I'm hoping it just means we've chosen.

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    "Hey, wait just a minute, before you go crack on that Mercedes, wanna tell me what's going on? "

    "Well, I was at the Foot Ball. I was alone, but Shredder noticed me. He was so kind! And Handsome!

    One thing led to another, and we were seeing each other. He said that we couldn't tell anyone because he couldn't be seen to show favoritism, but I WAS HIS F-f-favorw ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

    From a distance, MrT shivered, "What the..."

    He wanted to leave, but he still felt the weirdo's pain.

    "So what happened. Where are you and Shredder now."

    "WE'RE DONE MAN! HE WAS IN HIS QUARTERS AND I WALKED IN AND THE FOOT SUPER SOLDIER WAS THERE AND HE SAID WE COULDN'T AHHHH."

    Oh boy. He's gone. Apparently it broke him, whatever he saw.

    Do you want to run away from him? He appears to be losing it again.

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    Is there another option to running away? TALK SOME MORE

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Run away!

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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    He is in the Foot clan! He can face his fears and overcome them.

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    He can also overcome my face.

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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    He can also overcome my face.

    :winky: (I'm so sorry!)

    Retaba on
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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    He can also overcome my face.

    :winky: (I'm so sorry!)

    It had to be done. I understand.

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    MrT runs away, and feels refreshed.

    As the Foot Soldier turns around, Ret jumps up and crushes his skull, and makes off with the walker.

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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  • RetabaRetaba Rintaro Okabe Mad ScientistRegistered User regular
    Hahahaha

    That is not how I expected it to go, but I did consider what I would do with that device for a moment!

    I can't believe how this turned out.

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    So, what does it do? :P

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