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[Jack Bros./Shin Megami Tensei] - P4G is out! Have you Social Linked yet?
Welcome to the Jack Bros. thread! "What is Jack Bros.?" you ask? It's an American Virtual Boy game made for an American audience, a game that has absolutely nothing to do with Japan.
So it's Halloween. I don't really know what that is, I think it's some American holiday thing, but anyway, it's Halloween, and there's these three brothers: Jack Frost, Jack Lantern and Jack Skelton. Together they form the (wait for it) Jack Bros.! They got bored and decided to scare the crap out of people in our world, except then they had a little too much fun or something, and now they have to get back home before midnight, otherwise...something happens. It's probably something bad.
And that's where you come in. It's up to you to guide your bro of choice through each area in their epic quest to remember how the hell they got from their world to ours in the first place. Each area is divided into floors, containing nasty monsters and shiny, shiny keys. You need to gather all the keys to move on to the next floor, going deeper inside until you reach the boss - but you'd better be fast, because the clock is ticking, and these fuckers don't mess around. If you screw up and get hit - and you will get hit - you lose time. Somehow. Don't ask me how it works.
There's not really much else to say about this game. I have heard though that the people who made Jack Bros. apparently did some other title nobody's ever heard of, "Sheen Mega-Me Ten Say" or something. I don't know anything about it, but apparently like three people have played it, and they're all from here, so you could ask them about it I guess.
Oh yeah, there's also some other game I don't know much about, some shitty dating sim crap called "Persona" I think. Anyway, it sucks and you can't talk about it here.