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OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited April 2012 in Social Entropy++


been thinking about permanent contraceptions lately

how ya guys think about 'the kids'

i am truely sorry for your lots

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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    I should have gotten snipped when I had insurance.

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular


    been thinking about permanent contraceptions lately

    how ya guys think about 'the kids'

    i am truely sorry for your lots

    I showed that to my wife for the first time a couple of months ago and she laughed and laughed and laughed at it and despite watching it for several hours straight since then, she still laughs and laughs and laughs.

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    maybe one day I will want kids but in the meantime I strap eight cell phones on my genitalia at all times to lower my sperm count

  • HullisHullis If You Ain't Talkin' Money Then Ya Talkin' Don't MattaRegistered User regular
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I feel like permanent contraception is one of those things that one might regret in their future

    it's not like getting your tubes snipped is the only way to avoid getting someone pregnant

    but if you do then you can't really go back

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    But then I wouldn't get a tattoo for similar "can't go back" reasons

    so maybe I'm just a wuss

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I'm for sterilizing most of the people on the planet to be honest.

  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    I feel like permanent contraception is one of those things that one might regret in their future

    it's not like getting your tubes snipped is the only way to avoid getting someone pregnant

    but if you do then you can't really go back

    It is possible to get a vasectomy reversed.

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    i heard theres a thing where the doc just fills your mantubes with a solution and you dont get pregnant and then when you dont want it anymore he just drains you out and you can have kids later

    i dunno if its legit though, youll wanna talk to your healthcare professional about your options

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    I feel like permanent contraception is one of those things that one might regret in their future

    it's not like getting your tubes snipped is the only way to avoid getting someone pregnant

    but if you do then you can't really go back

    It is possible to get a vasectomy reversed.

    Seems like quite a lot of trouble to go through though

    and for posters in countries that lack socialised medicine (ha-ha), a costly lot of trouble too

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Don't cum in ladies.

    Problem solved.

    Everyone get the gay.

    If you know someone who has the gay, hang out with them for a while and maybe you'll get the gay.

    Make sure you get it as soon as possible, though. If you catch the gay when you are older it will be much more crazy.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    I feel like I want to have kids, but once I do I am getting snipped like whoa

  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Don't cum in ladies.

    Problem solved.

    Everyone get the gay.

    If you know someone who has the gay, hang out with them for a while and maybe you'll get the gay.

    Make sure you get it as soon as possible, though. If you catch the gay when you are older it will be much more crazy.

    You can do it in a lady's mouth or butte, that also solves the pregnancy problem.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Don't cum in ladies.

    Problem solved.

    Everyone get the gay.

    If you know someone who has the gay, hang out with them for a while and maybe you'll get the gay.

    Make sure you get it as soon as possible, though. If you catch the gay when you are older it will be much more crazy.

    You can do it in a lady's mouth or butte, that also solves the pregnancy problem.

    Until nature finds a way and we start having tonsil and intestine babies.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    real talk post:

    i have debated getting snipped, but since like half of my sex comes.from escorts and proving a snip is too much work, I am okay with a condom and/or paying for an abortion or morning after pill. I have no desire to have kids at all and if there is any way to avoid it via money, I will.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Darmak, don't underestimate ladies.

    They will spit semen out of their other canals and put it in their baby canals.

    Devious fucking witches.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado Registered User regular
    hahah Teal'b is a whoremonger

  • DepressperadoDepressperado Registered User regular
    hahah Teal'b is a whoremonger

    this is news

    to no one

    if I haven't seen it, it's news to me!

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    hahah Teal'b is a whoremonger

    this is news

    to no one

  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    i heard theres a thing where the doc just fills your mantubes with a solution and you dont get pregnant and then when you dont want it anymore he just drains you out and you can have kids later

    i dunno if its legit though, youll wanna talk to your healthcare professional about your options

    Ya, they've been running human tests on it in India.

    There need to be more reliable, reversible-yet-semi-permanent methods for male birth control.

  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Darmak, don't underestimate ladies.

    They will spit semen out of their other canals and put it in their baby canals.

    Devious fucking witches.

    I saw Cumfarting Fucksluts too

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Space is the Place Registered User regular
    I once saw a woman shoot semen from her tear ducts over 20 feet to ensnare her prey

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    I am never having kids! Until hormone therapy makes me infertile, I'll wear protection, be with people who use birth control, etc. And after SRS, I won't have to worry about even the chance of pregnancy in any way.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    hahah Teal'b is a whoremonger

    You pay them to leave quietly with no strings attached, not show up in the first place.

  • HullisHullis If You Ain't Talkin' Money Then Ya Talkin' Don't MattaRegistered User regular
    Realktalk though I am deffo adopting down the road

    hopefully a set of siblings because people always adopt little kids but never their older siblings which is awful

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i will hopefully be a dad one day

  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    i heard theres a thing where the doc just fills your mantubes with a solution and you dont get pregnant and then when you dont want it anymore he just drains you out and you can have kids later

    i dunno if its legit though, youll wanna talk to your healthcare professional about your options

    Yeah I heard about this too

    If it was available to me and I was having sex I'd do it

  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    you can reverse a vasectomy with minimal complications, but you should only go for one if you think it's gonna be permanent b/c sperm granuloma (vasectomies cut off your testes from the rest of your body's immune surveillance, so if any sperm leak later it's like WHOA WHAT'S THAT BETTER NUKE IT) also kidney stones? Pretty rare but common enough so that you don't

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    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I'm not sure that I want kids, or that if I did want kids that they should be subjected to my genetics

    that might be a little dramatic but I am basically assured of cancer and I am thinking the best gift for me to give to my son or daughter would be not having that in their DNA


    also all the craziness

    Seriously on
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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    just make sure to have a kid (if you're a dad) before 45 because, you know, schizophrenia

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I honestly don't think I'll ever want kids. I'm way too selfish and I really, really enjoy being able to spend time with the wife and by myself as much as I like. Plus I don't have to worry about them when planning vacations, buying food and clothing, etc.

    Now, if the wife ever wants to have kids I'll probably reconsider because I'll do just about anything for her and I think we'd probably adopt because she doesn't want to go through pregnancy or birth and is terrified of everything involving doctors.

    edit: I also got told I was a horrible person for thinking like this by a 22 year old who had six children by six different men and is having to have her parents support her and all of her kids while she still goes out and parties and fucks random dudes without any contraceptive whatsoever.

    Darmak on
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  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    ah heh

    my dad was 45 when I was conceived


    my mom was 42

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    I honestly don't think I'll ever want kids. I'm way too selfish and I really, really enjoy being able to spend time with the wife and by myself as much as I like. Plus I don't have to worry about them when planning vacations, buying food and clothing, etc.

    Now, if the wife ever wants to have kids I'll probably reconsider because I'll do just about anything for her and I think we'd probably adopt because she doesn't want to go through pregnancy or birth and is terrified of everything involving doctors.

    Your child will grow up to be a doctor.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I don't even want to have to take care of a houseplant

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I don't even want to have to take care of a houseplant

    You are less nurturing than a desert.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    I honestly don't think I'll ever want kids. I'm way too selfish and I really, really enjoy being able to spend time with the wife and by myself as much as I like. Plus I don't have to worry about them when planning vacations, buying food and clothing, etc.

    Now, if the wife ever wants to have kids I'll probably reconsider because I'll do just about anything for her and I think we'd probably adopt because she doesn't want to go through pregnancy or birth and is terrified of everything involving doctors.

    edit: I also got told I was a horrible person for thinking like this by a 22 year old who had six children by six different men and is having to have her parents support her and all of her kids while she still goes out and parties and fucks random dudes without any contraceptive whatsoever.

    the worst people are young parents

    all OH MY GOD I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MY BABY! like live at my parents house and not work and constantly leave the kid at the house to go party with any assortment of dumb assholes and the gang of tiny mexican dudes who live my town who love tall fat white chicks

  • ReginaldReginald Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    hahah Teal'b is a whoremonger

    You pay them to leave quietly with no strings attached, not show up in the first place.

    I pay my whores so they don't cry so muchhwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    knew I didn't want kids back years ago so getting snipped when I was in my early 30s was a pretty easy decision
    and if for some reason I decide (along with my partner) that I do want kids after all, there's always adoption

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