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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I am so going to be the cool uncle.

    live in their basement. making cartoon voices.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    and then when they're older, they don't respect you as a human being.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I am so going to be the cool uncle.

    live in their basement. making cartoon voices.

    no

    be greek and marry a blue mutant

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    What is this, the plot to a Robin Williams movie?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    What is this, the plot to a Robin Williams movie?

    full house.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    What is this, the plot to a Robin Williams movie?

    full house.

    I'll be honest, I don't remember anything about Full House beyond Bob Saget and the Olsen twins.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    don't you remember the blue mutant episode,.trippy?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    What is this, the plot to a Robin Williams movie?

    full house.

    I'll be honest, I don't remember anything about Full House beyond Bob Saget and the Olsen twins.

    Uncle Joey. you're going to be uncle joey.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    ok, what series are we talking about, because I don't recall Stamos marrying any mutants

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    What is this, the plot to a Robin Williams movie?

    full house.

    I'll be honest, I don't remember anything about Full House beyond Bob Saget and the Olsen twins.

    Uncle Joey. you're going to be uncle joey.

    no you're going to be uncle jesse and bring back jake in progress

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I am genuinely interested to see if/when my siblings have kids

    My parents have 6 kids so their chances of having a lot if grand kids ought to be pretty high

    But so far just one brother shows interest and I think his wife would restrict him to two maximum

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    John Stamos married Rebecca Romijn, who played Mystique, who was a blue mutant

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    John Stamos married Rebecca Romijn, who played Mystique, who was a blue mutant

    ooooooooooooooooooooh

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    also "Be greek" in my experience is never good advice.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    The last thing I watched that was even remotely Full House-related was the Bob Saget Roast.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    melding c'mere

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    no, i'm good over here.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    MELDING C'MERE

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    No i'm scared.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    melding I was gonna give you some shwarma flavored yogurt

    greek style

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    I go back and forth on the kids thing, mostly landing on "no"

    Janson wrote: »
    I am genuinely interested to see if/when my siblings have kids

    My parents have 6 kids so their chances of having a lot if grand kids ought to be pretty high

    But so far just one brother shows interest and I think his wife would restrict him to two maximum

    my mom is one of 12 and only 3 of her siblings have children! still a fair number of grandchildren I guess, I have ten cousins (but still not a lot, considering)

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    I go back and forth on the kids thing, mostly landing on "no"

    Janson wrote: »
    I am genuinely interested to see if/when my siblings have kids

    My parents have 6 kids so their chances of having a lot if grand kids ought to be pretty high

    But so far just one brother shows interest and I think his wife would restrict him to two maximum

    my mom is one of 12 and only 3 of her siblings have children! still a fair number of grandchildren I guess, I have ten cousins (but still not a lot, considering)

    Great-Grandma had 7 kids, Grandma has 7 kids, I'm the oldest of 36 grandkids, my sister just brought my first nephew into this world, Family gatherings are...interesting

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    melding I was gonna give you some shwarma flavored yogurt

    greek style

    are..are you threatening me with violence or coming on to me?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    melding I was gonna give you some shwarma flavored yogurt

    greek style

    are..are you threatening me with violence or coming on to me?

    you know as well as I do that I lost the ability to tell the difference between the two years ago

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    melding I was gonna give you some shwarma flavored yogurt

    greek style

    are..are you threatening me with violence or coming on to me?

    you know as well as I do that I lost the ability to tell the difference between the two years ago

    right right, this is why we can't ever be.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    we've got a history of depression and bipolar disorder and alcoholism and drug abuse and anxiety in my family

    i'm super excited to have kids someday

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i find it funny how immediately this thread turned into stealth eugenics

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    and we were this close to turning this thread into a Full House tribute thread

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    melding I was gonna give you some shwarma flavored yogurt

    greek style

    are..are you threatening me with violence or coming on to me?

    you know as well as I do that I lost the ability to tell the difference between the two years ago

    right right, this is why we can't ever be.

    but but

    I got us matching his and hers coffins

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    melding I was gonna give you some shwarma flavored yogurt

    greek style

    are..are you threatening me with violence or coming on to me?

    you know as well as I do that I lost the ability to tell the difference between the two years ago

    right right, this is why we can't ever be.

    but but

    I got us matching his and hers coffins

    you deserve to be happy TLB, and so long as i'm around the domestic violence will just be meaningless.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    I'll build my own out of steel and stone.

    But for reals, that ain't a call to make for a while yet. Maybe about 30 or so?

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    like yeah i'm fucked up but once i let my parents in, now i'm ending my freshman year with a 4.0 and i have a job and ladies wanna bone down and i don't wanna die anymore

    i plan on letting my kids know that if they're having issues, their dad can relate

    because my dad and i are pretty much best friends now, and it's absolutely wonderful

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    melding I was gonna give you some shwarma flavored yogurt

    greek style

    are..are you threatening me with violence or coming on to me?

    you know as well as I do that I lost the ability to tell the difference between the two years ago

    right right, this is why we can't ever be.

    but but

    I got us matching his and hers coffins

    you deserve to be happy TLB, and so long as i'm around the domestic violence will just be meaningless.

    whoa now

    violence is NEVER meaningless

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    that's pretty rad swordfights


    I might have kids someday, but probably not, as it's unlikely I'll ever have a partner. Just don't consistently care enough. I'm not opposed to the idea though, 6 or 7 years down the road if circumstances change. My sister has 5 though, so I can always call her over the webcams and talk to the nieces and nephews if I feel like it. They're sweethearts, even their mother is crazy sometimes.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    There's this really cool Y chromosome on my mother's side that must be just awesome. All my uncles and my grandfather and his brothers are athletic, fit, smart, successful... maybe a little predisposed to early, unflattering balding, but seriously, the dudes are all great. It's a seriously kickass Y chromosome.

    That Y chromosome ends at my generation. My greatuncles all had daughters, only my grandfather had sons. Of my two uncles, one has adopted children while the other has one son. And given what I know of my cousin and his life partner, I'm going to say the chances of that genome getting any further in history is gone.

    I'm kinda sad, really. It's a fucking great gene set to have. I suppose there might be another version of it, but you'd have to go back about 5 generations to find another branch of the family tree where it might have continued. It's kinda weird to think about.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    With at least 3 nephews, the in-laws are asking Sier and I about when we're going to have kids more often now.

    They'll happen when they happen.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Asking when you're going to have kids is the worst. It really isn't anyone's business but the couple's.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    There are some things you never say to/ask people:

    When they are having kids

    Are they having a second kid

    Are they going to try for a third kid (this is if the first two are the same gender)

    Oh you have one of each, you must be stopping now!

    Just... No.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    it has never once occurred to me to ask that question

    I do not understand why anyone would

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Parents will sometimes ask if they want grandchildren. A little more understandable than extended family, but still absolutely isn't their business.

    Extended family just have no reason at all to ask unless they're just trying to make conversation because they can't think of anything more interesting to ask.

    I don't think I've ever seen anyone other than family ask someone.

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