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The Batarian Hegemony Presents: The Mass Effect Thread
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Masks, huh?Mine's superior.Registered User regular
Masks, huh?Mine's superior.Registered User regular
Mass Effect 3 is the long awaited conclusion to the human terrorism saga of hated enemy Commander Shepard. While the Hegemony looks down on the game's attempts to portay Shepard's vile acts as heroism, the game is a useful tool in determining the tactics of our enemies.
This is Shepard. His crimes against the Hegemony are well known throughout Batarian space. He will destroy us all, seemingly to stop the "reapers." We know this is simply a convenient excuse for him and the rest of humanity to try and crush the Batarian people.
WE WILL NOT ALLOW THIS.
We have sent agents, ostensibly to "aid" the humans against the Reaper threat.
But we have plans for them. Do not worry. The Hegemony will remain strong for all time.
Here is a list of known enemies of the state. Be wary of them.
and here is a list of the latest weapon reports. Never let a human catch you without a weapon!
FOR KHARSHAN
FOR THE HEGEMONY!
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Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
mom...
but apparently, it's "hed-JEM-mon-ee"
this was the best I could do on short notice
for
the
hegemony
I made two!
They're good for one thing and one thing only
Squishing
It was said in the G&T thread that cannibals are a blessing since it means a batarian gets to die twice
I think that's pretty accurate
"Yer workin' too hard"
so if you wanted to roleplay a remorseless sociopath, that'd be the way to go
And fuck Batarians too
and when they die, the soul leaves through the eyes
your ignorance of our religious beliefs is typical of human behavior
and I
will probably end up shooting most of them
but still!
but fuck the vorcha
ugh
ugh
A fair shake means blinding all four eyes before you execute them
just fyi
The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
Oh yeah, we all know what happens in those N7 squads. They're in the trenches. They're lonely, hurt, and afraid. Sometimes you just need another biped to rest your quads up against, it doesn't matter how many eyes they have.
Origin ID: jazzmess
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This might sound crazy but I was completely on-board for the ending. It struck me as a very true-to-form 1960s sci-fi kind of idea and that meshed well with Mass Effect for me.
Anyway, gotta save up some cash so I can unlock those characters when the resurgence pack is released. Anyone not have me on their ME Multiplayer friends list? If not, send an invite (but identify who you are). I want to play more!!
hot
Origin: Turamb | Steam: Turambar | last.fm
Buttarians
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post | my website
Salarian? Dat cloaca. Krogan? Quads. Geth? There was a hole.
Batarian?
You deserve to die, species traitor.
The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
One you can't kill.
Oh come on, how can you ignore the most sexy space aliens in the game? The one that everyone falls all over themselves to salivate over. You know the race I mean.
Origin ID: jazzmess
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When the multiplayer drops
teabagging batarian teammates that die all day
The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
That's a useful resource to have.
Sometimes you just have to murder them when pay day comes so you can give your other troops a nice bonus.
... how?
they are a fine people who deserve our respect, not this foolish rivalry
I guess by starting and abandoning the revive process, over and over