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[Parsely] Space Station >giant leap

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  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    Tayrun wrote: »
    Fister Roboto?

    (Thanks for that one, Daniant.)

    We shall call him... Fisto.

    Are we riding our Robot yet?

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
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  • ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    > mark the exact moment everything went so very wrong

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  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You are all very bad people.

    >The computers are offline and will automatically reboot once the CPU core’s temperature returns to normal levels.

    >This dog-sized robot is used to perform repetitive or dangerous tasks unsuitable for humans. It moves about on tank treads and can carry and manipulate objects. The name F.R.O.Z. is laser etched into its skin. Stop trying to do awful things to it.

    >I guess you're riding on the robot now.

    >You enter the Turbolift. Where would you like to go? Choices are: Flight Deck, Engineering Bay, Medical Bay, Cybernetics Lab, Command Deck, Observation Deck

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  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Ride F.R.O.Z., aka Fisto, to the Medical Lab. Let's see what kind of sweet meds they have.

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
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  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    Damn you, Tox!

    >Go Engineering Bay

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior //
    Hawkeye aka Kate Bishop - "Young Agengers: The Rising Tide" MHRP
    Astro Girl, Paragon of Titan - "And Justice for All" M&M3e
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  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You are in the medical bay. Your cryosleep chamber is here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station.
    Exits are: UP, DOWN, ENTER CHAMBER

    >Welcome to Engineering. A display shows you the space station's diagnostics. A reinforced door leads to the reactor core, visible through a window. A pair of mag boots is here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station.
    Exits are: UP, DOWN, PORT, ENTER CORE

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  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Put on mag boots, then ride Fisto like a surfboard back to the med bay.

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
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  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You examine the mag boots. These clunky white boots use powerful magnets to enable the wearer to walk around in a zero gravity environment. The mag boots are too cumbersome to walk around in unless the wearer is in zero gravity.

    >You don't have the mag boots.

    >You are in the medical bay. Your cryosleep chamber is here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station.
    Exits are: UP, DOWN, ENTER CHAMBER

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  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Look around for pharmacueticals

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >Go up

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    >take mag boots

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  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You find no medicine save for the hypo-injector.

    >You go up. You are in the cybernetics lab, surrounded by monitors, computer terminals and flashing lights. There is a robot here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station.
    Exits are: UP, DOWN, STARBOARD

    >An explosion rocks the space station from outside. Fortunately, the shields hold.

    >There are no mag boots here.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >Go Starboard

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >This towering room houses the space station’s CPU core. A ladder runs up the central spire, allowing computer technicians access to the core, which is now radiating intense heat.
    Exits are: PORT

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  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Tinkle on the core

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    (death to us all? Game over?)

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You can't climb the ladder - the hypo-injector cures cryo-sickness, but it doesn't cure vertigo. You wuss.

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  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Spin in circles to get really dizzy then try to wrestle with Fisto

    (I forgot what the objective was)

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
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  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >Go PORT

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >INVENTORY: hypo-injector, microtools, F.R.O.Z.

    >You are in the cybernetics lab, surrounded by monitors, computer terminals and flashing lights. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station.
    Exits are: UP, DOWN, STARBOARD

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >Go Down.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You are in the medical bay. Your cryosleep chamber is here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station.
    Exits are: UP, DOWN, ENTER CHAMBER

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >GO down

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    After much thought, I have discovered the answer to this puzzle
    >Eat robots plan to destroy us

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

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  • Erich ZahnErich Zahn Registered User regular
    >Apologize to Parse-R.

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  • CayrusCayrus Registered User regular
    > lay down and accept our inevitable death at the hands of our robotic overlords

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
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  • Erich ZahnErich Zahn Registered User regular
    I have it.

    >Go back to cryosleep.

    I win the game.

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  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    > Quiet sigh.
    > Man up.
    > Request recap.

    Wildstar: Kragor, Stormtalon.

    Netrunner online play quickstart guide.

    3DS: 5257-9337-8263
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  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Have sex with Fisto.

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
    Buy my 40k shit.
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  • mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
  • ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    We have stunned Parse-R into inactivity with our sheer moronicness. Having disposed of our computer overlord, we can claim victory!

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  • Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    > Be freaked out that F.R.O.Z. apparently has skin.

    TingleSigBar.gif
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  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    ronrab wrote: »
    We have stunned Parse-R into inactivity with our sheer moronicness. Having disposed of our computer overlord, we can claim victory!

    If it were that easy all we'd have to do is delete textadventures.exe

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

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  • weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    Spoiler:

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