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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    that is a new low

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I am like really really excited for Bioshock Infinite.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
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    this is how tumbles sleeps. when it's cold she sort of tucks my feet there in between her folded up blobbiness. the great part is i don't have to wear socks or slippers during the winter.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i once had a cat named Kittles!

    everyone would call him skittles

    and five year old me would go

    >_<

    HIS NAME IS KITTLES

    I love this post.

    Mostly because I'm imagining you as a tiny Eric Cartman.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    this is our cat, skittles

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    i once had a cat named Kittles!

    everyone would call him skittles

    and five year old me would go

    >_<

    HIS NAME IS KITTLES

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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    You jerks

    Now I want to paint

    Should I paint my gears of war minis Y/N

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i once had a cat named Kittles!

    everyone would call him skittles

    and five year old me would go

    >_<

    HIS NAME IS KITTLES
    That's kind of endearing.

    Stop humanizing Republicans, Gooey!

  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i once had a cat named Kittles!

    everyone would call him skittles

    and five year old me would go

    >_<

    HIS NAME IS KITTLES

    I love this post.

    Mostly because I'm imagining you as a tiny Eric Cartman.

    I love it too, but there's this weird undercurrent of tragedy going on

    was kittles ... was kittles ... gay?

  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Jesus christ posts are getting all mixed up now, like posts 5 minutes later get appears 4 places earlier than they should.

    It is madness

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i once had a cat named Kittles!

    everyone would call him skittles

    and five year old me would go

    >_<

    HIS NAME IS KITTLES
    That's kind of endearing.

    Stop humanizing Republicans, Gooey!

    Republicans are objects.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Jesus christ posts are getting all mixed up now, like posts 5 minutes later get appears 4 places earlier than they should.

    It is madness

    Neutrinos are interacting with the dark matter again. Universe is all topsy turvy.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i once had a cat named Kittles!

    everyone would call him skittles

    and five year old me would go

    >_<

    HIS NAME IS KITTLES
    That's kind of endearing.

    Stop humanizing Republicans, Gooey!

    he was a stray that my brother and i let into our house one day. he never left. never fought with our dogs, or messed anything up.

    infact i have pictures of him washing the faces of our dogs. he was the best cat.

    he died 10 years later. i still get teary when i think about it.*

    *edit: this was 12 years ago. gosh it has been a long time.

    Gooey on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    The Assasssination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford is a real good movie

    also Charley Ford really looks like a friend of mine, but with nicer teeth

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  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    unchains the god of causality, whom all memetic energy flows from.

    Eddy on
  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    The last act the Internet does before he destroys the Astronomican and ensures the diverse propagation of the human race is that he

    Eddy on
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    I want to make French 75s while I play LOL but that seems like a lot of work. It calls for a shaker and I imagine the spirit of Will looking down on me if I fuck it up.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    I want to make French 75s while I play LOL but that seems like a lot of work. It calls for a shaker and I imagine the spirit of Will looking down on me if I fuck it up.

    *quietly hides can of coke*

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i once had a cat named Kittles!

    everyone would call him skittles

    and five year old me would go

    >_<

    HIS NAME IS KITTLES
    That's kind of endearing.

    Stop humanizing Republicans, Gooey!

    he was a stray that my brother and i let into our house one day. he never left. never fought with our dogs, or messed anything up.

    infact i have pictures of him washing the faces of our dogs. he was the best cat.

    he died 10 years later. i still get teary when i think about it.*

    *edit: this was 12 years ago. gosh it has been a long time.
    I've got some dust in my eye.

    Asshole.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I want to make French 75s while I play LOL but that seems like a lot of work. It calls for a shaker and I imagine the spirit of Will looking down on me if I fuck it up.

    *quietly hides can of coke*

    Oh, sir, can I get you another... coca-cola? At once, sir. Thank you.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    What's a good movie I could watch tonight to kill an evening?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I am like really really excited for Bioshock Infinite.

    hi5

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    That waiter was on top of things.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    I am probably going to go to a flower store and buy a big bouquet of baby's breath and leave it where Winston fell in a couple of months. It'll be the one year anniversary of his death. He loved baby's breath.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    The first of the two cats we have had was a nice cat.

    Or, well, no he wasn't really. But I liked him a lot. He liked me too.


    But I don't get teary eyed thinking about him because I'm not a pussy.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    What's a good movie I could watch tonight to kill an evening?

    The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    What's a good movie I could watch tonight to kill an evening?

    kindergarten cop

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    I am probably going to go to a flower store and buy a big bouquet of baby's breath and leave it where Winston fell in a couple of months. It'll be the one year anniversary of his death. He loved baby's breath.

    So much so he would climb up into a crib to steal it.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I am like really really excited for Bioshock Infinite.

    hi5

    I mean with the look and the girl and the being intruiging as fuck, oh man

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    what was his favourite play, Cass?

    EDIT: Godamn you Eddy.

    Abdhyius on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    I still miss my first Scottish terrier, Mac.

    He was my first dog. He cared little for people, was super independent. Didn't like most people holding him. Loved to pick fights, only with dogs bigger than him. Could bend metal rat cages with his jaw and was just awesome.

    Like when my friends and I were together he was with us. Mac liked being one of the boys. He went on adventures with us. Played with us and was our constant companion. He was an amazing dog. But when he turned 7 he was having some problems urinating so we took him in. Mac had late stage bladder cancer and they gave him 6 months to live. In usual Mac fashion though he lived for 2 and a half years never missing a beat. Still fighting, hunting and being one of the boys.

    The day he died he went out on the deck to watch the sunset and just laid down and passed on. Coolest fucking dog ever.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Hey Gooey

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I still miss my first Scottish terrier, Mac.

    He was my first dog. He cared little for people, was super independent. Didn't like most people holding him. Loved to pick fights, only with dogs bigger than him. Could bend metal rat cages with his jaw and was just awesome.

    Like when my friends and I were together he was with us. Mac liked being one of the boys. He went on adventures with us. Played with us and was our constant companion. He was an amazing dog. But when he turned 7 he was having some problems urinating so we took him in. Mac had late stage bladder cancer and they gave him 6 months to live. In usual Mac fashion though he lived for 2 and a half years never missing a beat. Still fighting, hunting and being one of the boys.

    The day he died he went out on the deck to watch the sunset and just laid down and passed on. Coolest fucking dog ever.

    That's an awesome way for him to go.

    Our cat just seemed to get sick with somethin' that didn't pass and then he disappeared one day, going to die alone as cats do.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    so far the pet death that has hit me hardest was duke, tumbles' brother:

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    he was a super rad dog. my best memory of him is one day i came home from school and no one was there so all the lights were off. i started to walk into the kitchen when i slipped on an (unseen) puddle of duke's pee. i went totally airborne, toes in front of my eyes, and hit the ground hard. so i'm on the floor, breath knocked out of me, in tears. duke walks over and puts his tail between his legs, lays next to me, and licks the pee out of my hair until i recover.

    i miss him. :(

    tumbles is my last real memory of him. they're from the same litter, and she's past 13 now and not in great health.

    I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    i don't want to talk about pets dying you fucking assholes i will cry at the drop of a hat

    This weight loss website doesn't seem to have much in the way of alcohol. Am I not supposed to drink robust and various cocktails while losing weight...? That's... that seems strange.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    Also did everyone see this insanity?
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    What the fuck?

    Those are absolutely identical, wtf is wrong with these people?

  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Gooey

    Yo Sarks

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    so far the pet death that has hit me hardest was duke, tumbles' brother:

    293525_2358521613453_1562668022_2530031_323369260_n.jpg

    he was a super rad dog. my best memory of him is one day i came home from school and no one was there so all the lights were off. i started to walk into the kitchen when i slipped on an (unseen) puddle of duke's pee. i went totally airborne, toes in front of my eyes, and hit the ground hard. so i'm on the floor, breath knocked out of me, in tears. duke walks over and puts his tail between his legs, lays next to me, and licks the pee out of my hair until i recover.

    i miss him. :(

    tumbles is my last real memory of him. they're from the same litter, and she's past 13 now and not in great health.

    I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.

    what is it with you and extremely disgusting dogs

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Gooey

    Yo Sarks

    Now you have to wait to post again.

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