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Awesome: 'The Daily Show & Colbert Report: Schadenfreudegasm' by Gosling
Gosling
Team MonicaWatertown, WIRegistered User regular
Team MonicaWatertown, WIRegistered User regular
You know, I say it doesn't go far enough. An average sperm count is 20 million. Only one of those sperm is going to actually result in a pregnancy. Even if you're Octomom, only eight of them will. What of the other 19,999,992? How many of them must a man willingly send to their deaths just to break down an egg wall? How cruel must us men continue to be?
And what of all the sperm that die without even having the opportunity to impregnate? The life span of a sperm, as far as I've read, is about five days while inside of a male. So if a man is not impregnating women with 20 million babies every five days, is he not worse than Hitler? I mean, sure, our women may be slightly uncomfortable as they grow to the size of the Superdome, and then attempt to pass the Superdome, but is that not a small price to pay to defend the miracle of life?
And what of all the sperm that die without even having the opportunity to impregnate? The life span of a sperm, as far as I've read, is about five days while inside of a male. So if a man is not impregnating women with 20 million babies every five days, is he not worse than Hitler? I mean, sure, our women may be slightly uncomfortable as they grow to the size of the Superdome, and then attempt to pass the Superdome, but is that not a small price to pay to defend the miracle of life?
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