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We're all going to die!

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Syphyre wrote: »
    I posted at the beginning of this year that I will strangle anyone who mentioned apocalypse this year, and I mean it. Get on your knees, lean your head forward and choke yourself in my hate filled claw.

    Is this how it ends, then? You just strangle everyone?

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    RedDawnRedDawn Registered User regular
    Oh shit, the time space continuum!

    They are trying to mess with us! It must all be true, run for the hills!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uun2N9CKL1s

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Also April is a strange month to suddenly start talking about this.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Also April is a strange month to suddenly start talking about this.

    Well, maybe there's something we can do about it. You know, raise some awareness. Spread the word. Get the message out there. Let the people know. Show we have some power. Change the world.

    No I don't.
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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Syphyre wrote: »
    I posted at the beginning of this year that I will strangle anyone who mentioned apocalypse this year, and I mean it. Get on your knees, lean your head forward and choke yourself in my hate filled claw.

    Is this how it ends, then? You just strangle everyone?

    Or this guy. Either way.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op7tQGEtP4k

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I wish they would give us that exact time so I can die in the throws of passionate love making. Bonus hell points if it's the rapture; sinning all the way home

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    RedDawnRedDawn Registered User regular
    Maybe rapture already happened and we are the leftovers.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    If the world actually ends I'm gonna be real angry about it.

    I will hate so much that my hate will morph into a transdimensional ghost and I will go to a different, parallel universe, and telepathically strangle all of the mayans.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Maybe leftovers already happened and they were delicious.

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    Hey guys, just so you know, the world doesn't end. The world goes on, the humans on it just die. We don't own the world, the world owns us.

    Now let's all eat some granola and sing kumbayah.

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    RedDawn wrote: »
    Maybe rapture already happened and we are the leftovers.

    I hope not. Otherwise those people that paid me to take care of their pets will be really pissed off.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    i'm eating goldfish crackers

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Reginald wrote: »
    Hey guys, just so you know, the world doesn't end. The world goes on, the humans on it just die. We don't own the world, the world owns us.

    Now let's all eat some granola and sing kumbayah.

    Make it bohemian rhapsody and I am totally down.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    I promise I will never die.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    man, it ain't the end of the world, it's the start of shadowrun.

    Clearly.

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    That or Shannara. Who is ready to become druids?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    man, it ain't the end of the world, it's the start of shadowrun.

    Clearly.

    poor dunklezahn

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    QUIET

    ALL OF YOU




    They're approaching the tyrannosaur paddock

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    That was the largest time travel I have seen on the forums.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    QUIET

    ALL OF YOU




    They're approaching the tyrannosaur paddock

    Now eventually you do have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    I don't need to listen to bullshit about an ancient calendar to know that we're all going to die

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    As far as the Mayans were concerned, they were actually too optimistic by oh, 500 years or so.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    Cool, good thing I have this handy Unfound Door

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    That or Shannara. Who is ready to become druids?

    can i raise an army of ents and crush science?

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Retaba wrote: »
    That or Shannara. Who is ready to become druids?

    can i raise an army of ents and crush science?

    Maybe! I remember whatever was left of science to be pretty strong. But I also think Druids were using both magic and science. (It has been a bit since I read anything from there)

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    listen if i can't raise an army of ents to do my bidding, i'm not joining your druid circle.

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    How about some dwarves dressed in stumps?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    each ent must be operated by no less then 4 dwarves.

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I think we can swing that, but there is going to have to be a little science involved to make the treesuits. But we can tell everyone it is just magic. Druid magic!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    if anything i made it more dumb.

    But who doesn't want to command an army of tree men to topple big business?

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Me! I'd rather have stone men. Also, I would like to think I helped making it dumb! Team effort?

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    Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    the world didn't end on the beginning of the last baktun, September 18, 1618, so why would it end on this one

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    thread can never not get dumber

    when an insurance scam is all up in

    Xehalus on
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