KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
So there is a new diet plan where people have a feeding tube stuck up their nose and get a constant stream of protein and fats 24/7 and no carbs. It is called the feeding tube diet.
Ah, yes, the Chick Flick. A movie women watch to reassure themselves that, yes, men can be manipulated into becoming romantic studs if you can just decode our tricks and lies.
Well crap. I got baby oil all over my parents' bed.
Too easy. Try again.
What "too easy"? I seriously did. I had some on myself, and because neither of them are here, I am laying in their bed. I thought I rubbed it in well enough, but now there is an imprint of my legs on their bed.
Well crap. I got baby oil all over my parents' bed.
Too easy. Try again.
What "too easy"? I seriously did. I had some on myself, and because neither of them are here, I am laying in their bed. I thought I rubbed it in well enough, but now there is an imprint of my legs on their bed.
Wash the sheets?
It'll probably never get out of the mattress if it went that far.
Well crap. I got baby oil all over my parents' bed.
Too easy. Try again.
What "too easy"? I seriously did. I had some on myself, and because neither of them are here, I am laying in their bed. I thought I rubbed it in well enough, but now there is an imprint of my legs on their bed.
Wash the sheets?
It'll probably never get out of the mattress if it went that far.
Hopefully my father doesn't come home until tomorrow night and doesn't surprise me in the morning.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Well crap. I got baby oil all over my parents' bed.
Too easy. Try again.
What "too easy"? I seriously did. I had some on myself, and because neither of them are here, I am laying in their bed. I thought I rubbed it in well enough, but now there is an imprint of my legs on their bed.
Wash the sheets?
It'll probably never get out of the mattress if it went that far.
Hopefully my father doesn't come home until tomorrow night and doesn't surprise me in the morning.
I would love it if a policy of "spoil reasonable stuff" was possible, but it's just not.
People start posting reasonable stuff out of spoilers, and then people start posting slightly more spoilery stuff, and slightly more, etc., until people just fucking post the ending to ME3, and justify it with "but so-and-so posted not-quite-the-ending!"
So, it's way more effective to just crack down on it earlier, the people who care about spoilers don't read them, and the people who don't care about them do. If you care about spoilers and you're reading spoiler-tagged stuff... well, then, I don't really know what to tell you. Be smarter?
Yep, pretty much this.
I think [chat] is really overly conservative about spoilers, far more than I personally consider reasonable, but the alternative is exactly what Thanatos is describing.
Edit: I mean, that exact scenario has happened multiple times.
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Use some dove dish soap it gets oil outta baby birds.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Well crap. I got baby oil all over my parents' bed.
Too easy. Try again.
What "too easy"? I seriously did. I had some on myself, and because neither of them are here, I am laying in their bed. I thought I rubbed it in well enough, but now there is an imprint of my legs on their bed.
Wash the sheets?
It'll probably never get out of the mattress if it went that far.
Hopefully my father doesn't come home until tomorrow night and doesn't surprise me in the morning.
I would love it if a policy of "spoil reasonable stuff" was possible, but it's just not.
People start posting reasonable stuff out of spoilers, and then people start posting slightly more spoilery stuff, and slightly more, etc., until people just fucking post the ending to ME3, and justify it with "but so-and-so posted not-quite-the-ending!"
So, it's way more effective to just crack down on it earlier, the people who care about spoilers don't read them, and the people who don't care about them do. If you care about spoilers and you're reading spoiler-tagged stuff... well, then, I don't really know what to tell you. Be smarter?
Yep, pretty much this.
I think [chat] is really overly conservative about spoilers, far more than I personally consider reasonable, but the alternative is exactly what Thanatos is describing.
Edit: I mean, that exact scenario has happened multiple times.
SLIPPERY SLOPE!
"More fish for Kunta!"
--LeVar Burton
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Well crap. I got baby oil all over my parents' bed.
Too easy. Try again.
What "too easy"? I seriously did. I had some on myself, and because neither of them are here, I am laying in their bed. I thought I rubbed it in well enough, but now there is an imprint of my legs on their bed.
Wash the sheets?
It'll probably never get out of the mattress if it went that far.
Hopefully my father doesn't come home until tomorrow night and doesn't surprise me in the morning.
yeah when you put a baby in a giant garlic press for a good pasta to freeze for the week, you gotta be careful not to get the oil anywhere
I didn't know you were an atheist!
this made me laugh very hard
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Why do the telescopes used as props always gotta be shitty. Why can't they be fucking monstrosities on beefy GoTo mounts with a crane attached above the window so you can lower the telescope down to the ground beause who the fuck uses a telescope indoors unless they are being creepy.
Story A: the baby oil was to be part of a gift basket you were assembling for your ailing, bed-ridden grandmother. The oil were soothe her delicate skin and prevent rashes. Along with other gifts like fine cheeses and good books, you were on your way to visit your dear old granny with your basket when you accidentally tripped and spilled the oil everywhere.
Story A: the baby oil was to be part of a gift basket you were assembling for your ailing, bed-ridden grandmother. The oil were soothe her delicate skin and prevent rashes. Along with other gifts like fine cheeses and good books, you were on your way to visit your dear old granny with your basket when you accidentally tripped and spilled the oil everywhere.
Story B: you're a perv.
Story C: Mim was so ashy she was beginning to look like the African tribe from Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls that proceed to beat up Jim Carry and called him Oquizi Ohcha, so she put on baby oil to return to her lovely caramel (or is it mocha?) complexion.
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Too easy. Try again.
Ah, yes, the Chick Flick. A movie women watch to reassure themselves that, yes, men can be manipulated into becoming romantic studs if you can just decode our tricks and lies.
... go on
ONE TRICK OF A TINY BELLY?
NO SHIT!
What "too easy"? I seriously did. I had some on myself, and because neither of them are here, I am laying in their bed. I thought I rubbed it in well enough, but now there is an imprint of my legs on their bed.
Wash the sheets?
It'll probably never get out of the mattress if it went that far.
Hopefully my father doesn't come home until tomorrow night and doesn't surprise me in the morning.
i mean
uh forget it
never mind
...o_o
Mim you so raunchy
Yep, pretty much this.
I think [chat] is really overly conservative about spoilers, far more than I personally consider reasonable, but the alternative is exactly what Thanatos is describing.
Edit: I mean, that exact scenario has happened multiple times.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Note to self: if invited over, never sit on Elendil's couch
Nowhere is safe
Nowhere.
I am an innocent!
--LeVar Burton
I didn't know you were an atheist!
need to bone up on my classical music
for far too long have i journeyed in the funkadelic wastes of krautrock
Couches have pillows!
huh. Huh
oh my god
this made me laugh very hard
GAWD
I'm here all week
try the polenta
Story A: the baby oil was to be part of a gift basket you were assembling for your ailing, bed-ridden grandmother. The oil were soothe her delicate skin and prevent rashes. Along with other gifts like fine cheeses and good books, you were on your way to visit your dear old granny with your basket when you accidentally tripped and spilled the oil everywhere.
Story B: you're a perv.
Story C: Mim was so ashy she was beginning to look like the African tribe from Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls that proceed to beat up Jim Carry and called him Oquizi Ohcha, so she put on baby oil to return to her lovely caramel (or is it mocha?) complexion.
goddamn that was fucking good.
spoilers
now i know the white tulip episode of fringe is really good
Bleh.
Do I nap more or get coffee and study Japanese.
Story C has a happy ending. No one wants to be ashy.