Did you just kill Chloe? Awesome!

PiptheFair

htttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poopfromabutt

Skull Man

pip if you actually think people who like grotesque movies should be locked up you're exactly the kind of braying jackass that this movie is going to appeal to

however I don't think you actually really believe that so whatever

unintentional

a lot of good men and women have gotten banned for posting that vid, pip
i hope you know what you're doing

SimBen

unintentional wrote: »

a lot of good men and women have gotten banned for posting that vid, pip
i hope you know what you're doing

Really?

Skull Man

well that's a preference I can get behind, definitely

unintentional

SimBen wrote: »

unintentional wrote: »

a lot of good men and women have gotten banned for posting that vid, pip
i hope you know what you're doing

Really?

yes

PiptheFair

Skull Man wrote: »

pip if you actually think people who like grotesque movies should be locked up you're exactly the kind of braying jackass that this movie is going to appeal to

however I don't think you actually really believe that so whatever

I would prefer they just not be awful human beings

Buttlord

Bedlam wrote: »

SimBen wrote: »

Wait I just realized this has the same plot as Uwe Boll's Postal.

And hobo with a shotgun

and saw

and super, kinda.

someone didn't actually watch hobo with a shotgun or saw if they think it's just about murdering irritating people

edit: not that saw's "message" is actually a Good Thing just that like the straight out reason the dude was doing it wasn't "irritating me"

Buttlord

re: railing against torture porn

people said literally the same thing 30 years ago about friday the 13th

maybe don't be hyperbolic jackasses trying to decide what people should and shouldn't watch!

Tossrock

this movie looks like it'll be pretty bad

maybe even as bad as the people furiously jerking their ragedicks all over this thread

SimBen

haha I thought you were gonna go this way but then you went that way

Comradebot

Tossrock wrote: »

this movie looks like it'll be pretty bad

maybe even as bad as the people furiously jerking their ragedicks all over this thread

Is there a different way to jerk a ragedick?

Also, eel-dick is vastly superior to ragedick.

Druhim

Artreus wrote: »

SeñorAmor wrote: »

unintentional wrote: »

Scooter wrote: »

What really gets me is that by portraying it as a "fuck yea this is awesome" thing, I can totally see some people taking this as inspiration to actually go out and shoot somebody.

SeñorAmor wrote:

If I'm ever terminally ill, I'm totally going out just like this.

Exactly.

We should totally ban everything remotely objectionable because of people like me who mimic everything we see.

It's a good thing I've never seen any of the Saw movies. You guys would be fucked.

Man this thread is just making me see you as a super weird guy

So..you're seeing him as he is?

Buttlord

hostel and saw don't bother me

i don't like them

but it doesn't bother me to watch it

it's not like it's fucking A Serbian Film

Artreus

Druhim wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

SeñorAmor wrote: »

unintentional wrote: »

Scooter wrote: »

What really gets me is that by portraying it as a "fuck yea this is awesome" thing, I can totally see some people taking this as inspiration to actually go out and shoot somebody.

SeñorAmor wrote:

If I'm ever terminally ill, I'm totally going out just like this.

Exactly.

We should totally ban everything remotely objectionable because of people like me who mimic everything we see.

It's a good thing I've never seen any of the Saw movies. You guys would be fucked.

Man this thread is just making me see you as a super weird guy

So..you're seeing him as he is?

I never really had any interaction with him before.

Also hobo with a shotgun was fun grindhouse movie. It was funny.

I think there is a difference between the shitty torture porn movies and ye olde slasher flicks. I generally like the latter, while I could never really bring myself to watch hostel and saw and the like.

Cabin in the woods was really good, guys

Buttlord

Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

jesus fuckin christ

Artreus

Buttlord wrote: »

Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

jesus fuckin christ

Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

Buttlord

Artreus wrote: »

Buttlord wrote: »

Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

jesus fuckin christ

Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

i think the guy actually had an Idea when he was making it

something about being fucked from the day you're born to the day you die

and i'm withholding judgment on whether or not he did because fuck if i will ever watch that

uhn uhn no thank you

SeñorAmor

Druhim wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

SeñorAmor wrote: »

unintentional wrote: »

Scooter wrote: »

What really gets me is that by portraying it as a "fuck yea this is awesome" thing, I can totally see some people taking this as inspiration to actually go out and shoot somebody.

SeñorAmor wrote:

If I'm ever terminally ill, I'm totally going out just like this.

Exactly.

We should totally ban everything remotely objectionable because of people like me who mimic everything we see.

It's a good thing I've never seen any of the Saw movies. You guys would be fucked.

Man this thread is just making me see you as a super weird guy

So..you're seeing him as he is?

Zing again!

Tossrock

what if A Serbian Film is actually the world's greatest movie, and people just say it's incredibly awful to keep out the hoi poloi, ala AA Gill's tongue in cheek review of l'Ami Louis

Tossrock

no, though

HeadCreeps

Artreus wrote: »

Buttlord wrote: »

Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

jesus fuckin christ

Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

It's "art"

Artreus

Man that is some glowing praise if I've ever heard any.

"God Bless America, at least it isn't A Serbian Film"

Buttlord

HeadCreeps wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Buttlord wrote: »

Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

jesus fuckin christ

Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

It's "art"

unironically yes

unless we're gonna start defining what is and isn't art

and that's a stupid thing to do

Sir Platypus

This movie looks like it could be some silly fun.

Why people gettin mad

Bucketman

Ubik wrote: »

unintentional wrote: »

ubik why are you doing this

the person who wrote that review is probably worse than the movie!

Best Rotten Tomatoes review comment ever was in response to a review on the crappy church movie Courageous.

"This movie is really hard to masterbate to. Not impossible though."

Artreus

HeadCreeps wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Buttlord wrote: »

Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

jesus fuckin christ

Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

It's "art"

see: top of this page

Dichotomy

Sir Platypus wrote: »

This movie looks like it could be some silly fun.

Why people gettin mad

your definition of silly fun disgusts and terrifies me in equal measure

MulysaSempronius

like I need something like a terminal illness to go around killing people

Sir Platypus

I'm sorry that the idea of someone deciding that the best thing to do with his remaining days is killing people who he finds irritating on tv is amusing to me.

Now if the movie is taking itself seriously and being seen as a call to arms to go and kill Snooki, then we may have a problem, but it looks like it's just a silly movie.

Artreus

Know what's a way better movie about dealing with a terminal ilness?

Ikiru.

let's all just go watch that

Ubik

Bucketman

Artreus wrote: »

HeadCreeps wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Buttlord wrote: »

Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

jesus fuckin christ

Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

It's "art"

see: top of this page

Just read the synopsis of it. Wow.

Sir Platypus

I think my movie collection is severely lacking in terminally ill characters.

Couple of Saw movies, A Christmas Tale, and maybe The Orphanage could count?

MrMonroe

PiptheFair wrote: »

daily reminder that falling down is amazing

Ubik

http://www.efilmcritic.com/feature.php?feature=3367

God Bless America stakes its claim in the first ten minutes with a bit of violence that will either have you laughing or running from the theater. If you remain in your seat, I promise that you are in for something special and we may be ready to crown Goldthwait as the modern Frank Capra for the America that we have created.

chrishallett83

I'm pretty sure the Geneva Convention expressly forbids it, actually.

Kwoaru

Ubik stop

there is nothing in the constitution to justify this torment

Buttlord

Ubik wrote: »

http://www.efilmcritic.com/feature.php?feature=3367

God Bless America stakes its claim in the first ten minutes with a bit of violence that will either have you laughing or running from the theater. If you remain in your seat, I promise that you are in for something special and we may be ready to crown Goldthwait as the modern Frank Capra for the America that we have created.

thatfrankgif.gif

Veldrin

Bucketman wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

HeadCreeps wrote: »

Artreus wrote: »

Buttlord wrote: »

Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

jesus fuckin christ

Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

It's "art"

see: top of this page

Just read the synopsis of it. Wow.

Same.

What the hell. Just reading that literally made me feel sick afterwards.

How did this thing even get the green light?