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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    htttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poopfromabutt

    Rankenphile on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    pip if you actually think people who like grotesque movies should be locked up you're exactly the kind of braying jackass that this movie is going to appeal to

    however I don't think you actually really believe that so whatever

  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    a lot of good men and women have gotten banned for posting that vid, pip
    i hope you know what you're doing

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    a lot of good men and women have gotten banned for posting that vid, pip
    i hope you know what you're doing

    Really?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    well that's a preference I can get behind, definitely

  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    a lot of good men and women have gotten banned for posting that vid, pip
    i hope you know what you're doing

    Really?

    yes

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote: »
    pip if you actually think people who like grotesque movies should be locked up you're exactly the kind of braying jackass that this movie is going to appeal to

    however I don't think you actually really believe that so whatever

    I would prefer they just not be awful human beings

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Bedlam wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Wait I just realized this has the same plot as Uwe Boll's Postal.
    And hobo with a shotgun

    and saw

    and super, kinda.

    someone didn't actually watch hobo with a shotgun or saw if they think it's just about murdering irritating people

    edit: not that saw's "message" is actually a Good Thing just that like the straight out reason the dude was doing it wasn't "irritating me"

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    re: railing against torture porn

    people said literally the same thing 30 years ago about friday the 13th

    maybe don't be hyperbolic jackasses trying to decide what people should and shouldn't watch!

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    this movie looks like it'll be pretty bad

    maybe even as bad as the people furiously jerking their ragedicks all over this thread

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    haha I thought you were gonna go this way but then you went that way

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  • ComradebotComradebot Lord of Dinosaurs Hunts Vegas, TXRegistered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    this movie looks like it'll be pretty bad

    maybe even as bad as the people furiously jerking their ragedicks all over this thread

    Is there a different way to jerk a ragedick?

    Also, eel-dick is vastly superior to ragedick.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2012
    Artreus wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    What really gets me is that by portraying it as a "fuck yea this is awesome" thing, I can totally see some people taking this as inspiration to actually go out and shoot somebody.
    SeñorAmor wrote:
    If I'm ever terminally ill, I'm totally going out just like this.

    Exactly.

    We should totally ban everything remotely objectionable because of people like me who mimic everything we see.

    It's a good thing I've never seen any of the Saw movies. You guys would be fucked.

    Man this thread is just making me see you as a super weird guy

    So..you're seeing him as he is?

    Druhim on
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    hostel and saw don't bother me

    i don't like them

    but it doesn't bother me to watch it

    it's not like it's fucking A Serbian Film

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    What really gets me is that by portraying it as a "fuck yea this is awesome" thing, I can totally see some people taking this as inspiration to actually go out and shoot somebody.
    SeñorAmor wrote:
    If I'm ever terminally ill, I'm totally going out just like this.

    Exactly.

    We should totally ban everything remotely objectionable because of people like me who mimic everything we see.

    It's a good thing I've never seen any of the Saw movies. You guys would be fucked.

    Man this thread is just making me see you as a super weird guy

    So..you're seeing him as he is?

    I never really had any interaction with him before.

    Also hobo with a shotgun was fun grindhouse movie. It was funny.

    I think there is a difference between the shitty torture porn movies and ye olde slasher flicks. I generally like the latter, while I could never really bring myself to watch hostel and saw and the like.

    Cabin in the woods was really good, guys

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

    jesus fuckin christ

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

    jesus fuckin christ

    Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

    I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

    jesus fuckin christ

    Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

    I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

    i think the guy actually had an Idea when he was making it

    something about being fucked from the day you're born to the day you die

    and i'm withholding judgment on whether or not he did because fuck if i will ever watch that

    uhn uhn no thank you

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Scooter wrote: »
    What really gets me is that by portraying it as a "fuck yea this is awesome" thing, I can totally see some people taking this as inspiration to actually go out and shoot somebody.
    SeñorAmor wrote:
    If I'm ever terminally ill, I'm totally going out just like this.

    Exactly.

    We should totally ban everything remotely objectionable because of people like me who mimic everything we see.

    It's a good thing I've never seen any of the Saw movies. You guys would be fucked.

    Man this thread is just making me see you as a super weird guy

    So..you're seeing him as he is?

    Zing again!

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    what if A Serbian Film is actually the world's greatest movie, and people just say it's incredibly awful to keep out the hoi poloi, ala AA Gill's tongue in cheek review of l'Ami Louis

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps Somnambulist SocietyRegistered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

    jesus fuckin christ

    Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

    I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

    It's "art"

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    Man that is some glowing praise if I've ever heard any.

    "God Bless America, at least it isn't A Serbian Film"

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

    jesus fuckin christ

    Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

    I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

    It's "art"

    unironically yes

    unless we're gonna start defining what is and isn't art

    and that's a stupid thing to do

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    This movie looks like it could be some silly fun.

    Why people gettin mad

  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    ubik why are you doing this

    the person who wrote that review is probably worse than the movie!

    Best Rotten Tomatoes review comment ever was in response to a review on the crappy church movie Courageous.

    "This movie is really hard to masterbate to. Not impossible though."

    NeoToma wrote: »
    Is it a frog? A little dinosaur? Also he has the good sense to stay on all four legs. Look at those other two, standing on their hind legs, putting on airs. Do you think you're people? Pfft. Bulbasaur is the working man's Pokemon. Bulbasaur is blue jeans and big dreams. Bulbasaur is Bruce Springsten. Bulbasaur is America.
  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

    jesus fuckin christ

    Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

    I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

    It's "art"

    see: top of this page

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    This movie looks like it could be some silly fun.

    Why people gettin mad

    your definition of silly fun disgusts and terrifies me in equal measure

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius Registered User regular
    like I need something like a terminal illness to go around killing people

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    I'm sorry that the idea of someone deciding that the best thing to do with his remaining days is killing people who he finds irritating on tv is amusing to me.

    Now if the movie is taking itself seriously and being seen as a call to arms to go and kill Snooki, then we may have a problem, but it looks like it's just a silly movie.

  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    Know what's a way better movie about dealing with a terminal ilness?

    Ikiru.

    let's all just go watch that

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

    jesus fuckin christ

    Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

    I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

    It's "art"

    see: top of this page

    Just read the synopsis of it. Wow.

    NeoToma wrote: »
    Is it a frog? A little dinosaur? Also he has the good sense to stay on all four legs. Look at those other two, standing on their hind legs, putting on airs. Do you think you're people? Pfft. Bulbasaur is the working man's Pokemon. Bulbasaur is blue jeans and big dreams. Bulbasaur is Bruce Springsten. Bulbasaur is America.
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    I think my movie collection is severely lacking in terminally ill characters.

    Couple of Saw movies, A Christmas Tale, and maybe The Orphanage could count?

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    daily reminder that falling down is amazing

  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    http://www.efilmcritic.com/feature.php?feature=3367
    God Bless America stakes its claim in the first ten minutes with a bit of violence that will either have you laughing or running from the theater. If you remain in your seat, I promise that you are in for something special and we may be ready to crown Goldthwait as the modern Frank Capra for the America that we have created.

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure the Geneva Convention expressly forbids it, actually.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Ubik stop

    there is nothing in the constitution to justify this torment

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    http://www.efilmcritic.com/feature.php?feature=3367
    God Bless America stakes its claim in the first ten minutes with a bit of violence that will either have you laughing or running from the theater. If you remain in your seat, I promise that you are in for something special and we may be ready to crown Goldthwait as the modern Frank Capra for the America that we have created.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Do not ever watch A Serbian Film

    jesus fuckin christ

    Oh yeah I remember that. Never saw it, don't want to.

    I would almost feel bad just judging it like this without watching it but I read about what it has and hoolly crap that sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit that should not have been made

    It's "art"

    see: top of this page

    Just read the synopsis of it. Wow.

    Same.

    What the hell. Just reading that literally made me feel sick afterwards.

    How did this thing even get the green light?

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