In the close future, there is only war, and spilling drinks on the Citadel.[Mass Effect]

Dubh

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

OF YOUR BLOWJOB

DrZiplock

Yukira wrote: »

@DrZiplock you free tonight?

We should totally Bro it up with Asari Justicars.

I should be around at some point. I'm liking this plan.

CorporateLogo

joshofalltrades wrote: »

CorporateLogo wrote: »

When I was messing around with drell adept last night in pubs vanguards were setting off explosions by charging reaved banshees/brutes/primes/whatever

It's a pretty solid way to deal with bigger enemies

Still want to try drell vanguard someday

If experience with pubbie drellguards is any indication, it's a lot like being the incompetent NPC you're supposed to protect on escort missions in single player RPGs, charging into the midst of certain death and needing rescue every 5 seconds

That describes a surprisingly large amount of vanguards in general, not just drell

joshofalltrades

joshofalltrades wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

In that top image,

It kinda looks like the reaper is winking at you.

It's a hidden message that hints at a new possible ending to ME3. Shepard joins the Reapers and this unlocks a romance option with Harbinger.

THIS PLEASES YOU

I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR LA PETITE MORTE

Yukira

Dubh wrote: »

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

OF YOUR BLOWJOB

This seems appropriate.

Not completely work safe.

Spoiler:

http://Chaoswolf12.deviantart.com/art/Harbinger-Sexy-Reaper-294510175?qo=0&catpath=gallery:chaoswolf12:11393267&order=0&offset=0

Sorce

CorporateLogo wrote: »

joshofalltrades wrote: »

CorporateLogo wrote: »

When I was messing around with drell adept last night in pubs vanguards were setting off explosions by charging reaved banshees/brutes/primes/whatever

It's a pretty solid way to deal with bigger enemies

Still want to try drell vanguard someday

If experience with pubbie drellguards is any indication, it's a lot like being the incompetent NPC you're supposed to protect on escort missions in single player RPGs, charging into the midst of certain death and needing rescue every 5 seconds

That describes a surprisingly large amount of vanguards in general, not just drell

Is it surprising, really?

Emperor Kermit

Yukira wrote: »

Dubh wrote: »

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

OF YOUR BLOWJOB

This seems appropriate.

Not completely work safe.

Spoiler:

http://Chaoswolf12.deviantart.com/art/Harbinger-Sexy-Reaper-294510175?qo=0&catpath=gallery:chaoswolf12:11393267&order=0&offset=0

That might have ruined my day.

Xehalus

Shepard.

Sorce

Emperor Kermit wrote: »

Yukira wrote: »

Dubh wrote: »

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

OF YOUR BLOWJOB

This seems appropriate.

Not completely work safe.

Spoiler:

http://Chaoswolf12.deviantart.com/art/Harbinger-Sexy-Reaper-294510175?qo=0&catpath=gallery:chaoswolf12:11393267&order=0&offset=0

That might have ruined my day.

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.

Speed Racer

mRahmani wrote: »

I could see her doing Kasumi's sidequest, and maybe Zaeed since he's all about the cash.

EDIT: Maybe even Garrus, since he just wants to go kill a dude.

Hell depending on how much she dislikes Jack she might even go along with that one, blowing up a building seems up her alley.

she's looking forward to meeting Jack after i told her that she also hates miranda

pretty sure she's gonna like Zaeed too

so as long as I convince her to upgrade the armor on the ship to save jack she's got the potential to survive

Butters

CorporateLogo wrote: »

Also someone explain to me what I'm supposed to be doing as an asari vanguard

I went with the stasis/charge upgrades that give me a chance of the power not using a cooldown but it happens infrequently enough to not plan anything around it

She just feels like a mix of powers that don't really gel together that well, also lift grenades are dookie

Lift grenades can detonate biotic combos on stasis'd enemies as can charge. So spec one or the other detonator, set up stasis for bubble, and then your strategy is stasis, shoot stasis enemies until recharged, and then detonate.

Like with most biotic combos, its tough to use against armored opponents and you'll want a gun with some penetration equipped.

Yukira

Emperor Kermit wrote: »

Yukira wrote: »

Dubh wrote: »

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

OF YOUR BLOWJOB

This seems appropriate.

Not completely work safe.

Spoiler:

http://Chaoswolf12.deviantart.com/art/Harbinger-Sexy-Reaper-294510175?qo=0&catpath=gallery:chaoswolf12:11393267&order=0&offset=0

That might have ruined my day.

Wouldn't have been the first one if you read the first comment.

Emperor Kermit

nsfw links are my kryptonite.

unintentional

i've never played a mass effect but mom effect is routinely cracking me the fuck up

Butters

Also, CorpLogo, stasis locks down shielded foes that are unarmored and that alone make her worth having against Geth (rocket troopers, hunters) and even more so against Cerberus (centurion, nemesis, phantom).

Dubh

I'm getting the hang of the Justicar, still

trying to focus on point denial, but running and gunning is sort of my thing

Retaba

With the Justicar, I run and reave. I try to set up bubbles in areas where I think enemies will show up, but it doesn't work out often. To make that effective it seems like you need the help of the other players to help channel them and most of the time that isn't going to happen. Also it is really tough to get a banshee in the bubble! Sometimes they warp right through it without staying in it etc.

Dubh

I've learned to be more aggressive with my geth turret

even if I did spec it for healing

vanguards really appreciate that little guy getting into the mix

mRahmani

Speed Racer wrote: »

mRahmani wrote: »

I could see her doing Kasumi's sidequest, and maybe Zaeed since he's all about the cash.

EDIT: Maybe even Garrus, since he just wants to go kill a dude.

Hell depending on how much she dislikes Jack she might even go along with that one, blowing up a building seems up her alley.

she's looking forward to meeting Jack after i told her that she also hates miranda

pretty sure she's gonna like Zaeed too

so as long as I convince her to upgrade the armor on the ship to save jack she's got the potential to survive

Don't convince her to upgrade to save Jack, convince her to upgrade so she can get revenge on the guys who blew up her ship the first time around.

Dubh

wish there was a red laser I could use to direct vanguards

they're like cats, I swear

Orca

I like using my turret as a pointer for Vanguards

it pretty much screams CHARGE HERE! FREE HEALS AND FREE FLAMING!

joshofalltrades

I just literally use a carrot and a stick

Orca

joshofalltrades wrote: »

I just literally use a carrot and a stick

"Attack these enemies or next time I don't rez you"?

Dubh

I thought you meant riding on their soldiers

joshofalltrades

I eat the carrot and then beat their dead body with the stick when they make an idiotic charge into a turret

Dubh

shoulders

blah

joshofalltrades

Dubh wrote: »

I thought you meant riding on their soldiers

Nah, adepts. I romanced Liara, not Ashley.

Yukira

I'll use a vanguard as an uncontrollable combat drone and rez them if they're in a spot that can be rezzed, but if they died out far away from an objective. They can watch my infiltrator sneak around and kill things.

mRahmani

Vanguard forever!

Especially Vanguard medic. Bouncing around between enemies in the middle of the team and then charging off as soon as someone goes down is always great fun and (I hope) makes an even trade for the annoyance at all the kill-helping I do.

Yukira

Naphtali wrote: »

I would like a kroguard so very badly

I have one of those.

Naphtali

I would like a kroguard so very badly

Romanian My Escutcheon

Direct a Vanguard?

Do you direct the wind?

Do you direct the storm?

Do you direct an unstoppable, implacable force of natu - ooooooh, shiny things!

Orca

Turrets are shiny. 8-)

Dubh

vanguards are the bros of the special forces

you get a new collar for every charge kill you make

joshofalltrades

How many Vanguards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Spoiler:

Hey, wanna ride Makos?!

Yukira

joshofalltrades wrote: »

How many Vanguards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Spoiler:

Hey, wanna ride Makos?!

:^:

Also, @DrZiplock

What time tonight? Got Naph too.

Dux

Hey, any of you Origin homps down for some videogames?

Because I have an angry Batarian over here that really wants to punch things to death.

joshofalltrades

Dux wrote: »

Hey, any of you Origin homps down for some videogames?

Because I have an angry Batarian over here that really wants to punch things to death.

Like, say, slaves?

Dux

joshofalltrades wrote: »

Dux wrote: »

Hey, any of you Origin homps down for some videogames?

Because I have an angry Batarian over here that really wants to punch things to death.

Like, say, slaves?

Hey, hey, uncool man.

Indentured servants.

Yukira

They signed a contract and everything!