The Sandman: [Phalla] Country: Day 7: Mafia & Destruction Victory!

TheRoadVirus

I thought it was thumbs?
Hold on, I need to take notes on this.

Retaba

I just stare intently at names until I feel wronged. GRUDGE!

Retaba

Another answer: I have conversations in my head with pretend versions of you and grudge you for the things you say there.

Smoove Operator

@jdarksun,

I day one SK'd you a few phallas back. Update yo files!

TheRoadVirus

You look like a geth spy.
NOBODY TRUST RETABA

Retaba

Retaba does not intentionally infiltrate.

kime

What you should all be learning about jdarksun, here, is that he actually has a Book of Grudges. Where he keeps track of who wronged him, and how, and how severe his grudge must be, etc.

It's like 3 years old haha

Retaba

I can only hope one day to be immortalized in said book!

I imagine a dusty tome with a leather binding. All grudges are written in red ink to remind him of their coming wrath.

Farangu

Truly it is a musty tome of wrongs done to him

Taya

I should start a book of grudges for times like this when my nemesis is not playing.

Retaba

Aka The Book of SLyM.

Each page starts with "I will murder SLyM whenever possible, but if not possible here are some alternate names:"

TheRoadVirus

Is this a physical book, or like an excel spreadsheet?
In either case, where would you happen to keep said log of grudgery?

@Retaba has a filthy flashlight head. Tell all your friends!

Retaba

There is a .0003 chance of TRV surviving this event. This platform offers it's condolences.

Taya

Retaba wrote: »

Aka The Book of SLyM.

Each page starts with "I will murder SLyM whenever possible, but if not possible here are some alternate names:"

There will be four or five chapters exclusively about Slym and then a short chapter at the end of the book with a list of names that are not terrible voting targets I guess.

Phyphor

jdarksun wrote: »

kime wrote: »

What you should all be learning about jdarksun, here, is that he actually has a Book of Grudges. Where he keeps track of who wronged him, and how, and how severe his grudge must be, etc.

It's like 3 years old haha

April 25, 2007 - Plutonium (of Team Assimite) betrays me (of Team Sabbat). Major offense. (gains trait: Cannot Be Trusted)

source: Book of Phalla Grudges

Wednesday is its fifth anniversary.

Ooh, what's my entry?

TheRoadVirus

Retaba wrote: »

There is a .0003 chance of TRV surviving this event. This platform offers it's condolences.

Hey, we all gotta go sometime. No hard feelings. Need a ride back to the server?
Hop in!

l3lasphemer69

Is worried about the direction of this conversation

Retaba

Which one? There are a couple floating around.

Also TRV, you realize this platform comes equipped with a Cobra missile launcher, right?

TheRoadVirus

Lucky my windows are rolled up. Snakes ain't shit.

simulacrum

It's been a while since I've had the chance to vote for Kime.

kime

simulacrum wrote: »

It's been a while since I've had the chance to vote for Kime.

And it feels so good, doesn't it?

simulacrum

kime wrote: »

simulacrum wrote: »

It's been a while since I've had the chance to vote for Kime.

And it feels so good, doesn't it?

Like coming coming back home after a long absence.

Nullzone

Magic box has a bad player list, not sure what exactly the deal is; it's 31 people long yet is missing folks that are on the active player list on pg 1.

Smoove Operator

simulacrum wrote: »

kime wrote: »

simulacrum wrote: »

It's been a while since I've had the chance to vote for Kime.

And it feels so good, doesn't it?

Like coming coming back home after a long absence.

Like coming back home to a long abscess.

kime

Nullzone wrote: »

Magic box has a bad player list, not sure what exactly the deal is; it's 31 people long yet is missing folks that are on the active player list on pg 1.

Phyphor, fix it

TheRoadVirus

I keep trying to message people I was in the mafia with in the BoF phalla, and then remember that they may be mafia this time around, and get suspicious.

REG Rysk

Since in reality I don't want to vote for kime...

TRV for thinking people are suspicious.

Spoiler:

Or because I got his number on random.org

l3lasphemer69

The network is forming, message if interested.

Also, INANTP Because he is a no good trickster

Figgy

l3lasphemer69 wrote: »

The network is forming, message if interested.

Also, INANTP Because he is a no good trickster

Day 0 network, eh? Forgive me if I add you to my list of suspicions for later on. Is your network currently full of people who cross-their-heart-hope-to-die or something? Cause you have no other metric for trust at this point.

kime

l3lasphemer69 wrote: »

The network is forming, message if interested.

You have no idea how much this fills me with dread

Phyphor

kime wrote: »

Nullzone wrote: »

Magic box has a bad player list, not sure what exactly the deal is; it's 31 people long yet is missing folks that are on the active player list on pg 1.

Phyphor, fix it

Who is missing?

TheRoadVirus

Phyphor wrote: »

kime wrote: »

Nullzone wrote: »

Magic box has a bad player list, not sure what exactly the deal is; it's 31 people long yet is missing folks that are on the active player list on pg 1.

Phyphor, fix it

Who is missing?

simulacrum at least

Nullzone

Phyphor wrote: »

kime wrote: »

Nullzone wrote: »

Magic box has a bad player list, not sure what exactly the deal is; it's 31 people long yet is missing folks that are on the active player list on pg 1.

Phyphor, fix it

Who is missing?

simulacrum and you are the two that stood out, I didn't go line by line

l3lasphemer69

Figgy wrote: »

l3lasphemer69 wrote: »

The network is forming, message if interested.

Also, INANTP Because he is a no good trickster

Day 0 network, eh? Forgive me if I add you to my list of suspicions for later on. Is your network currently full of people who cross-their-heart-hope-to-die or something? Cause you have no other metric for trust at this point.

Mark me how you like good sir, we will see what the future holds

tzeentchling

Reserve up! Can't believe I missed this...

Phyphor

l3lasphemer69 wrote: »

Figgy wrote: »

l3lasphemer69 wrote: »

The network is forming, message if interested.

Also, INANTP Because he is a no good trickster

Day 0 network, eh? Forgive me if I add you to my list of suspicions for later on. Is your network currently full of people who cross-their-heart-hope-to-die or something? Cause you have no other metric for trust at this point.

Mark me how you like good sir, we will see what the future holds

Yup, we're doomed

Smoove Operator

DOOM!

Don't believe 13L45PH3M3R69, his network is for the birds. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks know that I am the real network head.

REG Rysk

l3lasphemer69 wrote: »

Figgy wrote: »

l3lasphemer69 wrote: »

The network is forming, message if interested.

Also, INANTP Because he is a no good trickster

Day 0 network, eh? Forgive me if I add you to my list of suspicions for later on. Is your network currently full of people who cross-their-heart-hope-to-die or something? Cause you have no other metric for trust at this point.

Mark me how you like good sir, we will see what the future holds

A day 0 network? I mean, I guess masons or something? Or you're just flat out delirious.

I'm going with delirious.

TheRoadVirus

Didn't kime do something similar last phalla? Or was that a few days in? I can't even remember. Time seemed to fly by for that one

Cayrus

Day Zero networks have a name, they're called the mafia.