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What do you sound like?

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  • BerkBerk Registered User regular
    if anybody has anything they want to hear read by an Irish person, request it now.

    To NORA


    Dublin 2 December 1909
    ………………………….
    My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair. It allows me to burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips sucking off my cock while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue licking ravenously up your rank red cunt. I have taught you almost to swoon at the hearing of my voice singing or murmuring to your soul the passion and sorrow and mystery of life and at the same time have taught you to make filthy signs to me with your lips and tongue, to provoke me by obscene touches and noises, and even to do in my presence the most shameful and filthy act of the body. You remember the day you pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you while you did it? Then you were ashamed even to meet my eyes.


    You are mine, darling, mine! I love you. All I have written above is only a moment or two of brutal madness. The last drop of seed has hardly been squirted up your cunt before it is over and my true love for you, the love of my verses, the love of my eyes for your strange luring eyes, comes blowing over my soul like a wind of spices. My prick is still hot and stiff and quivering from the last brutal drive it has given you when a faint hymn is heard rising in tender pitiful worship of you from the dim cloisters of my heart.


    Nora, my faithful darling, my seet-eyed blackguard schoolgirl, be my whore, my mistress, as much as you like (my little frigging mistress! My little fucking whore!) you are always my beautiful wild flower of the hedges, my dark-blue rain-drenched flower.


    JIM

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    that mario kart

    the kart wants what it wants

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote: »


    did the independence day one

    how did this take me so long; I only did one take

  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Somebody try reading this
    “The world shrinking down about a raw core of parsible entities. The names of things slowly following those things into oblivion. Colors. The names of birds. Things to eat. Finally the name of things one believed to be true. More fragile than he would have thought. How much was gone already? The sacred idiom shorn of its referents and so of its reality. Drawing down like something trying to preserve heat. In time to wink out forever.”

    I am most definitely not taking advantage of this thread because I happen to be doing an animation based on this quote right now. But if I were I would make up for it by reading some requests later.

    Flay on
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Berk wrote: »
    if anybody has anything they want to hear read by an Irish person, request it now.

    To NORA


    Dublin 2 December 1909
    ………………………….
    My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair. It allows me to burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips sucking off my cock while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue licking ravenously up your rank red cunt. I have taught you almost to swoon at the hearing of my voice singing or murmuring to your soul the passion and sorrow and mystery of life and at the same time have taught you to make filthy signs to me with your lips and tongue, to provoke me by obscene touches and noises, and even to do in my presence the most shameful and filthy act of the body. You remember the day you pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you while you did it? Then you were ashamed even to meet my eyes.


    You are mine, darling, mine! I love you. All I have written above is only a moment or two of brutal madness. The last drop of seed has hardly been squirted up your cunt before it is over and my true love for you, the love of my verses, the love of my eyes for your strange luring eyes, comes blowing over my soul like a wind of spices. My prick is still hot and stiff and quivering from the last brutal drive it has given you when a faint hymn is heard rising in tender pitiful worship of you from the dim cloisters of my heart.


    Nora, my faithful darling, my seet-eyed blackguard schoolgirl, be my whore, my mistress, as much as you like (my little frigging mistress! My little fucking whore!) you are always my beautiful wild flower of the hedges, my dark-blue rain-drenched flower.


    JIM

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tRjmHxs8yM

    I couldn't help but laugh a few times during that.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    Is there anything that Mario Kart video doesn't go with

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    PSN: GrahamCR
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    literally goddamn nothing

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky FONOTUNE Electric FairytaleRegistered User regular
    Sadly I lack a mic until tomorrow, or I'd be all over a few of these passages. plus I want to read a passage of Snow Crash for fun.

    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    gonna record a shitload of stuff when emily's not here, drinking wine and laughing at me

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    i'm glad nobody is around cause I wouldn't do this otherwise.

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    Let's bring some science into this

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nuE36Qil2W

    uh huh.

    Yes, I agree.

    Be glad I decided to not read from the computational parts of the paper.

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Flay wrote: »
    Somebody try reading this
    “The world shrinking down about a raw core of parsible entities. The names of things slowly following those things into oblivion. Colors. The names of birds. Things to eat. Finally the name of things one believed to be true. More fragile than he would have thought. How much was gone already? The sacred idiom shorn of its referents and so of its reality. Drawing down like something trying to preserve heat. In time to wink out forever.”

    I am most definitely not taking advantage of this thread because I happen to be doing an animation based on this quote right now. But if I were I would make up for it by reading some requests later.

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NQGtGvohEg

    Here you go. Sorry for the shitty quality.

    Last one from me for now.

    Dux on
  • FearghaillFearghaill Midgard I hear some secret agents only get cars.Registered User regular
    Sal wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    okay someone give me a thing to read and I'll read it in my stupid face voice

    As opposed to your... stupid butt voice?

    Does your stupid butt have its own voice?



    ^^^ Dan literally every day

    Oh god that's Tone Loc isn't it?

  • AnialosAnialos RPG MPD patient #1 Registered User regular
    Dux wrote: »
    Flay wrote: »
    Somebody try reading this
    “The world shrinking down about a raw core of parsible entities. The names of things slowly following those things into oblivion. Colors. The names of birds. Things to eat. Finally the name of things one believed to be true. More fragile than he would have thought. How much was gone already? The sacred idiom shorn of its referents and so of its reality. Drawing down like something trying to preserve heat. In time to wink out forever.”

    I am most definitely not taking advantage of this thread because I happen to be doing an animation based on this quote right now. But if I were I would make up for it by reading some requests later.

    http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NQGtGvohEg

    Here you go. Sorry for the shitty quality.

    Last one from me for now.

    Here's my crack at it. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oWklu8F0IY

    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I play a lot of video games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer" because "gamer" has become a pretty fucking disgusting label

    like "skinhead" or "republican"
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    if there's anythin you want to hear another irish person sya, but it won't be as cool

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    @pharezon had me read the declaration of indepedence

  • AnialosAnialos RPG MPD patient #1 Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I play a lot of video games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer" because "gamer" has become a pretty fucking disgusting label

    like "skinhead" or "republican"
  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Brilliant! Way better than my shitty attempts.

    I had a quick shot at the opening of Hitchhiker's Guide http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BqWTPPyfiZ

    Flay on
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AWm3729rh9
    Put that coffee down!! Coffee's for closers only. (Levene scoffs) Do you think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene?
    Levene: Yeah.
    Blake: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?
    Moss: I don't have to listen to this shit.
    Blake: You certainly don't pal. 'Cause the good news is -- you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonights sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this months sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you ARE shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!!!

    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    Ooh, this sounds like fun

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    Here's what I sound like: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nllqnsN2vB

    My voice is fairly deep, and my laptops mic is probably a bit shitty. I decided to just read a few lines of The Raven. Not terribly original, but I feel it is something that may go good with a deeper voice.

    For the record, I cannot stand to hear my own voice. Whenever I hear it in a video or something I cringe a bit. It sounds so much deeper than I feel it should, and winds up making me sound like a large dumbass.

  • balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    in my head i sound like spike spiegel

    in all actuality, i'm closer to steve urkel

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    A pop filter, I think, would do wonders.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon AHOY! I'M ADMIRAL ZHAO!Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Since my good microphone broke last week, and you guys just HAD to wait until then to make this thread, you'll have to make do with this. Until I get the replacement.

    Goatmon on
  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    Tinychat is dead. Long live Tinychat. D3 BTag: Aphostile#1366 OKC : Steam - ADD ME JERKS : Hello Satan! | Xbox Live : LastAphostile | PS4 : Aphostile
  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    A pop filter, I think, would do wonders.

    Don't even need a fancy real one. Just take some of those cheap nylons stretched over a ring and voila, instant cheap pop filter.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Realizing that I have no mic now.

    Not even something ... wait ... can a Rock Band mic work? It's got USB ... do I need drivers for that shit?

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular

    3DS - 3239-3347-2159
    XB1/360 - Local H Jay
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Realizing that I have no mic now.

    Not even something ... wait ... can a Rock Band mic work? It's got USB ... do I need drivers for that shit?

    should work just fine without drivers.

    and even if it does need them generic ones would work fine.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Realizing that I have no mic now.

    Not even something ... wait ... can a Rock Band mic work? It's got USB ... do I need drivers for that shit?

    should work just fine without drivers.

    and even if it does need them generic ones would work fine.

    Cool. I'll probably do this tomorrow when I can dabble over what's good to read, and also when I'm not tired as shit and probably extra paranoid about how I sound

    9UsHUfk.jpgSteam
    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • GoatmonGoatmon AHOY! I'M ADMIRAL ZHAO!Registered User regular
    Yeah most USB mics that I've seen don't need drivers.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Indie Winter on
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    indie_winter on PS4
  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I unconciously mirror speaking tone, depending on who I'm speaking to, between expressively whiny gay, calm, slightly urbanized with a calculated meter, and, when I feel like I'm gonna get jumped by hicks in my neighborhood, a subtle drawl

    Also I can imitate The National and Conor Oberst

    Saint on
  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »


    did the independence day one

    how did this take me so long; I only did one take

    Everyone worship SKULL MAN

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  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
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